Half-Assed GDT: One more time

[Blueston]

Damn it gang, focus.

Destroy Dallas. Throw a serious wrench in their season.

That is all.

i was suprised to find this game actually matters to dallas, as i hadn't realized they still need a point to clinch top seed in west.

 

[Ted Hoffman]

Or they need Vancouver to not win tomorrow night in Winnipeg, where the Jets have nothing to play for.

 

[Blueston]

Or they need Vancouver to not win tomorrow night in Winnipeg, where the Jets have nothing to play for.

yes, if we deprive them tonight could still get it tomorrow.

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

is the game on yet ?

 

[Hrkac Circus]

is the game on yet ?

No

 

[Bobby Orrtuzzo]

is the game on yet ?

Nope, gotta play 7 minutes of commercials and then a 10 minute recap of a meaningless game

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

they said 8:30 :/

 

[Bobby Orrtuzzo]

Start the f***ing game holy shit

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

are they dunn jerking off on the leafs and bolts ?

 

[Xerloris]

are they dunn jerking off on the leafs and bolts ?

Not yet.

 

[542365]

Go Blues, especially young players.

 

[Hrkac Circus]

Tucker doing a video for the new fans instructional series episode 5 “This is Cross Checking”.

 

[GoldenSeal]

Tonight Binny reminds us why his name's on the Cup.

We got the tandem, we just need a few roster parts.

In Binny and Hofer I trust.

 

[Stealth JD]

Perunovich with some olë defense.
His ass should be stapled to the bench after that.

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

get the * * * * out of the way ref

 

[GoldenSeal]

I want a Tucker goal for that stupid penalty. Get us on the board!

POWER PLAY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Toro and Sammy hitting everything that moves, love it!

 

[Davimir Tarablad]

Lol Peru can't even buy his first goal

 

[GoldenSeal]

I'm done with Peru. Shoot him into the sun.

 

[i aint Dunn yet]

Lol Peru can't even buy his first goal

* * * *

 

[GoldenSeal]

Stars are controlling too much of this game. We need to press hard and grind them.

 

[Ted Hoffman]

I'm pretty sure that was a spectacular save by Oettinger because he wasn't expecting Perunovich to ever shoot the puck. Which, is a fair assumption because Perunovich practically never shoots the puck.

 

[Davimir Tarablad]

Stars are controlling too much of this game. We need to press hard and grind them.

Kind of expected, they're fighting for home ice, we're fighting for jack shit

 

[GoldenSeal]

Kind of expected, they're fighting for home ice, we're fighting for jack shit

If self-respect ain't enough to fight for, blow up this damn team.

 

[Ted Hoffman]

Perunovich with some olë defense.
His ass should be stapled to the bench after that.

I'm done with Peru. Shoot him into the sun.

But guys, he's ... got ... really good offensive skills. Even strength GF/GA and shit. Eventually he might even get a point since he's got his one shot and is now good to make another 48 passes in the offensive zone.

Speaking of Peru's defense: he's really lucky Parayko was able to interfere with Steel controlling the puck because he'd abandoned Benn while trying to go chase Steel and the puck, and if Steel gets that he's got Benn wide f***ing open coming down the right side.

I hope we play him 27 minutes tonight, always against the Stars top line. It will be spectacular.

 

[GoldenSeal]

But guys, he's ... got ... really good offensive skills. Even strength GF/GA and shit. Eventually he might even get a point since he's got his one shot and is now good to make another 48 passes in the offensive zone.

I got really good farts but would you want to smell them?