Oilers Conspiracy Thread

Jet Walters

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May 15, 2013
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I have seen the real blueprints to the new arena (not the ones they released to the public), and they feature a secret office in the depths of Rogers hidden between the ice defribulator and the device they use to inject heroin into the beer. Now I would not normally be to concerned about this, however said office features six alcove shelves that I can only assume are for Mr. Lowe's six rings. So even if they fire him publicly, know that Kevin is still calling the shots, lurking deep beneath the ice in Roger's bowels. Knowing the heroin beer is just a quick walk away has me even more concerned, if that is even possible.
 

Gret99zky

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