Speculation: Offseason coaching thread: Should they stay or should they go?

[The Great Mighty Poo]

I heard Todd Reirden gorilla glued his peepee hole shut and super glued his butthole shut. This may or may not be 98.99% speculation.

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

He's like the pseudo Chuck Norris.

 

[Pens1566]

I heard Todd Reirden gorilla glued his peepee hole shut and super glued his butthole shut. This may or may not be 98.99% speculation.

Pretty sure that won't fix the PP either ...

 

[66-30-33]

If we keep the same coaching staff next season I am going to start wondering if we have human beings or an AI that was so dumb the rest of AI had to seperate from it.

 

[dueling mullets]

But he needs to sack up and do it.

Yeah, the analytics dweeb who got lucky is gonna grow some balls in his mid-30s.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Yeah, the analytics dweeb who got lucky is gonna grow some balls in his mid-30s.

That's why we need all the children in the audience to clap real hard.

 

[66-30-33]

I heard Todd Reirden gorilla glued his peepee hole shut and super glued his butthole shut. This may or may not be 98.99% speculation.

One time I ate a lot of cheese and I could not peepee or poopoo and I really had too.

 

[Allie Kitsune]

I heard Todd Reirden gorilla glued his peepee hole shut and super glued his butthole shut. This may or may not be 98.99% speculation.

Fool him once, shame on you.

Fool him twice, shame on glue.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

One time I ate a lot of cheese and I could not peepee or poopoo and I really had too.

Haha, what a story Mark.

 

[HandshakeLine]

 

[66-30-33]

Haha, what a story Mark.

True story.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

I knew that rumor was too good to be true. We fans are no longer allowed to have good things since we used up all our luck to win those back to back Cups.

 

[Andy99]

I knew that rumor was too good to be true. We fans are no longer allowed to have good things since we used up all our luck to win those back to back Cups.

Blame @ColePens

 

[BusinessGoose]

Blame @ColePens

Truth

We just need to find out if Cole said "please I'll trade anything (eternal failure of the pens) for them to win back to back"

or

"i don't care if i ever see them win again in my life, just let them get these back to backs"

If the latter.... We know what to do...

 

[Andy99]

anyone who wants to be miserable tonight should just listen to this lol…

 

[66-30-33]

anyone who wants to be miserable tonight should just listen to this lol…

Hard to listen to, her voice is annoying.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

anyone who wants to be miserable tonight should just listen to this lol…

I'd rather get eaten by a pack of wolves then listen to a goddamn thing that co,es out of Wyshynski's word hole, f*** that f***ing bozo, also did he cut his hair with a pencil sharpener? The f*** is that haircut?

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

anyone who wants to be miserable tonight should just listen to this lol…

Oh, well, it's ESPN, so I will just avoid it.

 

[DesertedPenguin]

If the Bruins choke again and blow the 3-1 lead against Toronto, maybe they'll fire Montgomery and seek a reunion with hometown boy Sullivan.

 

[Andy99]

If the Bruins choke again and blow the 3-1 lead against Toronto, maybe they'll fire Montgomery and seek a reunion with hometown boy Sullivan.

Is that a better theory than the Leafs lose, Keefe gets fired and Dubas hires him to run WBS? Lol…everything revolves around the Pens, people…six degrees of separation

 

[GilbertSeinfeld]

If the Bruins choke again and blow the 3-1 lead against Toronto, maybe they'll fire Montgomery and seek a reunion with hometown boy Sullivan.

He, too, can coach a team to blow a 3-1 lead.

 

[AuroraBorealis]

He, too, can coach a team to blow a 3-1 lead.

Makes the playoffs (comfortably) though. I'm down for a switch. It's not like we're gonna do anything in the playoffs anyway.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

If the Bruins choke again and blow the 3-1 lead against Toronto, maybe they'll fire Montgomery and seek a reunion with hometown boy Sullivan.

Yes, have some.

 

[Turin]

Reirden fired!