Official Team Anton GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE Thread

the halleJOKEL

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Roll call.

1. imayagainknowanton -> Anton Dubinsky
2. inSTAALed -> Anton Callahan
3. eerodynamic -> Antondynamic
4. dmonk -> Anton Rozsival
5. Guerzy -> State of Anton
6. GloveSave -> Anton Stall
7. WoodGundy -> AntonGundy
8. DaleCooper -> Anton Cooper
9. Blueline Bomber -> Anton Bomb
10. ncpuckhog -> Boom Boom Anton
11. Juice Me Up Baby -> Anton 2nd Pick
12. AmericanSoldier15U -> Anton Skinner
13. caniacho -> imayagainknowanson
14. The Sam -> The Great Anton
15. LarosefortheHart -> AntonfortheHart
16. geehaad -> geehAAB
17. Jgusta21 -> Anton Dubinchuk
18. CaniacFromAppState -> AntonFromAppState
19. DaveG -> Anton Carter
20. RY4N -> Anton Gretzky
21. hurricanes1210 -> Sid the Anton
22. Pirate Caniac -> Dread Pirate Anton
23. Hurricane_SVT -> Hurricane Anton
24. juicyjokinen -> Anton Jokinen
25. MarkyMarkNC -> WWAD
26. daikan -> daikAnton
27. TRANIAC -> GIN ANTONIC
28. USAhockeyfan9 -> Anton the Great
29. kaberlay -> UnPLEASED Anton
30. Zach #1 Canes Fan -> ANTON HIS HOLINESS
31. InRodWeTrust -> Anton Antoff
32. Bub -> Anton Bubchuk
33. GoochNorris -> Mint Babchuk Crunch
34. JussiRuutu -> kuhcbaB notnA


Guide to The Anton:

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=559510
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=715389
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=706371
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=708437
http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=716633

1. Thou shall not use The Anton's name in vain.
2. Thou shall not covet The Anton's wife.
3. Thou shall not eat, sleep, work or do anything on The Anton's birthday. (May 6)
4. Thou shall not give Jay Harrison a NTC.
5. All kids of Ukrainian decent shall change their name to "Anton".
6. On May 6, all should honor The Anton by making a sacrifice to him.
7. Thou shall not use Brandon Dubinsky's name in vain.
8. Thou shall not enter The Anton's kingdom without any apparel not relating to The Anton.
9. Aaron Ward shall not show his face in The Anton's kingdom.
10. Ukraine shall change their name to Anton.
11. Anton's birth city of Kiev, shall be changed to Anton City.
12. The Anton can defect to the KHL whenever he pleases, even during games.
13. All followers shall show their allegiance to The Anton by tattooing a 33 over their hearts.
14. Number 33 shall be retired throughout the sport of hockey.
15. If The Anton demands a NTC, he gets it, immediately.
16. If one of The Anton's slapshots end up in the crowd, the spectator who catches it must put it on an alter and pray to the greatness of it.
17. The Anton gives his followers full permission to rag on the Chicago Blackhawks for giving away The King.
18. When The Anton decides to hang up his skates, he takes over full control of the NHL.
19. If The Anton wants to play a game in Ukraine, the Canes fust follow orders.
20. Anyone not worshiping The Anton on his day (May 6) will be barred from the kingdom.
21. The 2002 NHL Entry Draft shall be known as "The Draft when 21 Teams passed up The Anton."
22. In 2014, If The Anton decides to go to the Olympics when NHL players cannot, the NHL must stop the season and allow The Anton to participate.
23. Check That, Thou shall not give Jay Harrison a contract.
24. The Anton can be traded for Ryder,Halak,+2nd at any time.
25. Avangard Omsk shall be renamed Avangard Anton.
26. imayagainknowanton (Anton Dubinsky) shall always be The Anton's right hand man.
27. On a road trip, the rest of the team must escort The Anton through the airport and onto the plane to protect his greatness.
28. The RBC Center is now known as The Royal Kingdom of The Anton.
29. Tripp Tracy is fired.
30. Joni Pitkanen must be with The Anton at all times.
31. If The Anton wants the Hart Trophy, he gets it.
32. When The Anton discovers Planet X, he gets to name it "Anton."
33. If anyone disobeys or disagrees these, they shall be banished from The Anton's kingdom for life.


Gin Antonic, official drink:
1 part gin
1 part Horilka Ukrainian vodka/moonshine
2 parts tonic water
 
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Anton Babchuk

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A beautiful, beautiful thing.
As beautiful as the King himself?

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Guerzy

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I think the classic mix-up of the two often repeated mistakes in spelling his name gives this potential success. Kinda makes it all the more comical. I think I like where this is going.
 

dmonk

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Pipe dream, but should this team get in the playoffs this season, we need to create avatar pictures designed around Anton and White Boxes theme.
 

Guerzy

I'm a fricken baby
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Search for Anton on the members list is amusing.

Funny indeed. I wonder how many Anton names we can get? Anyone else have any good ideas for names to throw out there if someone else wants one? The more, the better. The Anton shall take over all of HF Boards, one day.
 

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