OT: Non-Hockey Sports Thread XII - We Got Other Sports Too!

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[Generic User]

Looks like the Twins suck yet again.

On the plus side, if the Twins finish last in the standings and have the 1st overall pick, we have this face to look forward to:

Riley Pint, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Generic User]

Twins score their first run of the year on an error! No RBI for anyone. Wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[tomgilbertfan]

Twins score their first run of the year on an error! No RBI for anyone. Wouldn't have it any other way.

That's too amazingly perfect.

 

[ChexLeMeneux]

Great series to open the season for the Twins. 1 run scored and only 22 for the Tigers.

 

[The Enemy Within]

An un-earned run! Finally! Now I can sleep at night.. This has actually been kind of funny. Even for a very hardcore Twins fan. This thing has just played out too crazy. You never know what crazy things are going to happen when it comes to baseball. Sometimes especially with an unbelievably bad team. Just got to look forward to that future.. I sure there are good days to come as predicted...

 

[Avder]

Oh wow!!!

 

[Slick Willy*]

The look on Torii's face in the dugout before the Wild pre-game came on said it all.


WTF did I come back here for??!


Let's objectively look at our lineup for at least one second. Would not

Mauer
Suzuki
Dozier
Hunter


At least be able to produce more than a stinkin' run? I mean we really are going to be one of the most putrid teams in Twins history this year.

 

[Generic User]

The look on Torii's face in the dugout before the Wild pre-game came on said it all.


WTF did I come back here for??!


Let's objectively look at our lineup for at least one second. Would not

Mauer
Suzuki
Dozier
Hunter


At least be able to produce more than a stinkin' run? I mean we really are going to be one of the most putrid teams in Twins history this year.

Yeah but at least Mauer is going to be making more money than a small country as the only non-power hitting first baseman in the league..

 

[Minnewildsota]

The look on Torii's face in the dugout before the Wild pre-game came on said it all.


WTF did I come back here for??!


Let's objectively look at our lineup for at least one second. Would not

Mauer
Suzuki
Dozier
Hunter


At least be able to produce more than a stinkin' run? I mean we really are going to be one of the most putrid teams in Twins history this year.

You mean other than the ridiculous 10million contract we gave him? Thats why he came back. No other team in their right minds were giving him that much.

 

[gphr513]

We saw the Twins scored a run today while we were watching the Wild game.

Good for them!!!

 

[Avder]

We saw the Twins scored a run today while we were watching the Wild game.

Good for them!!!

Haha, "a" run.

Way to start the season

 

[gphr513]

Haha, "a" run.

Way to start the season

Baby steps

 

[thestonedkoala]

Baby steps

Baby steps? Woah, slow down there. First you got to roll onto your tummy first.

 

[Ban Hammered]

6 runs...a homer from Dozier....and a win + shutout. Wow.

 

[gphr513]

Double bogey on 17 for Spieth. He's missed a couple of those 5-6 ft. putts today.

Not the kinds of putts you can [usually] afford to miss if you're going to win the Masters.

 

[Wild11MN]

Double bogey on 17 for Spieth. He's missed a couple of those 5-6 ft. putts today.

Not the kinds of putts you can [usually] afford to miss if you're going to win the Masters.

Except he's still 5 up on everyone. That feels a lot more manageable for everyone than 7 though.

Edit: And Rose just birdied, so 4 stroke lead now.

 

[gphr513]

Except he's still 5 up on everyone. That feels a lot more manageable for everyone than 7 though.

Edit: And Rose just birdied, so 4 stroke lead now.

Yeah, he's definitely got a cushion. But if he ends up losing tomorrow, those are the putts he'll be replaying in his head.

Aaaand, now he just shanked one on 18, into the gallery.

 

[tomgilbertfan]

 

[Ban Hammered]

College baseball game between Mankato and Bemidji yesterday ended 41-20 for Kato. Yes you read that right. 41-20

 

[00xtremeninja]

Uhhhhhhhh wut

 

[Minny Lakes]

College baseball game between Mankato and Bemidji yesterday ended 41-20 for Kato. Yes you read that right. 41-20

Hit the ball in the air and watch the 50 mph winds take it out?

 

[Ban Hammered]

Hit the ball in the air and watch the 50 mph winds take it out?

9 home runs combined in the game so not entirely.
http://portal.stretchinternet.com/bsu/stats.htm?eventId=210274&streamType=stats
56 hits between the two teams. Oddly enough, NOT a D2 record for runs scored in a game.
http://www.startribune.com/sports/gophers/299475791.html

 

[Avder]

College baseball game between Mankato and Bemidji yesterday ended 41-20 for Kato. Yes you read that right. 41-20

The two teams combined for 80 runs and 80 hits in a double header. The first game ended 10-9.

 

[Paul Bunyan]

College baseball game between Mankato and Bemidji yesterday ended 41-20 for Kato. Yes you read that right. 41-20

and there was a car fire that stopped part of it.

Somehow this didn't make the paper up North, or my Gramps didn't see it when I talked to him.