NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE TWELVE! Part One!

[BiggE]

Ooooh yesss, welcome back to the funeral home and hear what my undertaker has to say!

Arise my undead minions, also known as Jacksonville Methgator fans, and pay heed. I, the Undertaker, shall now reveal our official supernatural power....
It shall be, the ability to turn any substance, on this world and beyond, into weed.

And now, you may all
REST IN PEACE!!!

 

[BiggE]

@Lord Defect , stop chewing on that pencil, look away from the coloring book, and choose wisely (fat chance)

 

[Lord Defect]

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Ooooh yesss, welcome back to the funeral home and hear what my undertaker has to say!

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Arise my undead minions, also known as Jacksonville Methgator fans, and pay heed. I, the Undertaker, shall now reveal our official supernatural power....
It shall be, the ability to turn any substance, on this world and beyond, into weed.
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And now, you may all
REST IN PEACE!!!
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Wait. You’re the meth gators and you chose pot?

 

[BiggE]

Wait. You’re the meth gators and you chose pot?

We’ve already cornered the meth market. Levels, boyo, levels

 

[Lord Defect]

There is only one comedian that makes sense for the stay Pufts, the one that got away. This dudes career blew up in 84 and was unable to play the role that was written for him, Winston Zeddemore. That’s right people, Eddie Murphy.

 

[Lord Defect]

@Young Sandwich you ain’t got no ice cream!

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

@Young Sandwich you ain’t got no ice cream!

Goony goo hoo.

 

[Lord Defect]

I can’t believe none of his stand up is currently available on any streaming seevice(I did a half assed search)

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I can’t believe none of his stand up is currently available on any streaming seevice(I did a half assed search)

I watched Raw and Delirious on Netflix a few years back. Not much different quality than the VHS copies I had as a youth.

 

[Lord Defect]

I watched Raw and Delirious on Netflix a few years back. Not much different quality than the VHS copies I had as a youth.

Thank you, raw is on Netflix.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I watched Raw and Delirious on Netflix a few years back. Not much different quality than the VHS copies I had as a youth.

I saw "Raw" in the theater.

 

[ajgoal]

I saw "Raw" in the theater.

I saw [RANCH] live, as well as [RANCH]. I understand why, but it's crazy how much funnier they seem when you're part of a crowd.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I saw [RANCH] live, as well as [RANCH]. I understand why, but it's crazy how much funnier they seem when you're part of a crowd.

I went by myself and it was pretty awkward lol

 

[ajgoal]

I went by myself and it was pretty awkward lol

That's because you're a hermit.

 

[Lord Defect]

I went by myself and it was pretty awkward lol

I’m proud of you for leaving the homestead

 

[Asnito]

Eh nah

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I feel a cool breeze blowing through my underpants. Is it the precursor to thunderstorms? Or is it the breath of freedom whispering encouragement to my balls?

We start the day perversely, with @Young Sandwich on the clock, but then we clean up our act bigtime, as @BernieParent baptizes the deck, clearing the way for @mja on the lido deck, but just as the smoke of sin clears, in step Cheech - AKA Dancing Panther - and Chong - AKA GKJ IRL TBH - to set the lido afterdeck ablaze and cheers each other by clicking bongs.



I can say whatever I want now - this isn't a f***ing gulag archipelago, and I will cut a bitch - but why should I say something when I can make this a babe thread instead?



BREAKING THE LAW, BREAKING THE LAW! I WILL HAVE MAH FREEDUMBS!!!

 

[Young Sandwich]

The Sexpos will piggyback off this morning's diatribe and keep the babe thread theme alive with our next selection. Big, strong, quick, snipey, and slick.

Future Head - Matthew Knies

Keep us on track, @BernieParent

 

[BernieParent]

"To complete our Futurehead selections, the Tampa Bay FireSticks are in need of a goaltender. We are, therefore, pleased to select from the Sarnia Sting of the Ontario Hockey League and the gold medal-winning U18 Team Canada, Benjamin Gaudreau.

"We pass the drafting microphone to the owner who prefers the pronouns helium/himlium, @mja."

 

[mja]

We know nothing about these kids.

Let's take a Swiss overager who seems to be adjusting nicely to the A.

D Janis Moser

 

[mja]

@DancingPanther

 

[Rebels57]

I like the pace this is going at now. It was getting a little hard to keep up with before the break. Now it's just right.

 

[Kelmitchell2]

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Ooooh yesss, welcome back to the funeral home and hear what my undertaker has to say!

View attachment 481428
Arise my undead minions, also known as Jacksonville Methgator fans, and pay heed. I, the Undertaker, shall now reveal our official supernatural power....
It shall be, the ability to turn any substance, on this world and beyond, into weed.
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And now, you may all
REST IN PEACE!!!
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My favorite wrestler of all time, hands down, he always has been

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I like the pace this is going at now. It was getting a little hard to keep up with before the break. Now it's just right.

You mean it was too fast before the break?

 

[Rebels57]

You mean it was too fast before the break?

For me I felt rushed at times, even if it was all in my head, which then sort of takes the fun out of it. Does that make sense?