NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part Two!

[Hollywood Cannon]

You know the crash is just going to feel that much worse, right?

There is no crash though with this one though at least.

 

[Chinatown88]

Are those uncooked nuggies? You'd have to have a gallon of choccy milk to choke those down.

Idk. Bad picture I guess.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

This is the first time i've been genuinely happy when it comes to sports in a long ass time.

Did Drexel make the tournament? I heard today that they f***ed up the schedule this year. Because this is the Darkest Timeline and we can't even have that.

 

[Striiker]

He even went reduced fat. He's got your back.

A true homie

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Did Drexel make the tournament? I heard today that they f***ed up the schedule this year. Because this is the Darkest Timeline and we can't even have that.

Yep. First time since '96.

 

[DancingPanther]

Watch Blue Planet II next.

I will nature docs are also great if you are ahh...augmented

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Did Drexel make the tournament? I heard today that they f***ed up the schedule this year. Because this is the Darkest Timeline and we can't even have that.

They did! They missed the most games in the country due to COVID issues.

 

[Lord Defect]

The stay Pufts will not be taking some made up fancy pants troop transport. Instead we will be taking the only main battle tank that could stomp the US’s ass in, in a one on one battle.
This tank not only has more armaments than anyone here is willing to read me list. Not only does it require a crew of 4, which my first line and goalie will be forced to learn their roles. It also has room for 12 troops (players) in the rear. This main battle tank is the only one that exists that it’s main weapon is capable of penetrating redacted of homogeneous steel than the m1 abrams has of armor, while being designed to have redacted of armor more than the abrams cab dish out. Wiki is wrong, is not allowed to elaborate on the specifics.

The Stay Pufts are taking the Israeli Merkava MK4.

side note. I had this planned out and took the time to write it out and just now immediately regret taking it even though it’s a f***ing amazing pick. I just thought of a better one. F.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I will nature docs are also great if you are ahh...augmented

Are you a cyborg? You have to tell me if you're a cyborg. I might be able to help.

 

[Lord Defect]

@Hurricane28 youre up

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

They did! They missed the most games in the country due to COVID issues.

I've always liked all those Philadelphia schools, but especially Temple. The A10 was a great conference to watch randomly on Saturday afternoons.

 

[BiggE]

Making our next pick, The Queen, Charlotte Flair.

yup, really

 

[Lord Defect]

I need to find a group of friends who do fantasy football or baseball, and like the one friend is a total child, and get them to adopt all our names and buy all the possible swag in the shop.

I'M A BUSINESSMAN!

I’ll join fantasy baseball or football but you have to draft, and run my team

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The stay Pufts will not be taking some made up fancy pants troop transport. Instead we will be taking the only main battle tank that could stomp the US’s ass in, in a one on one battle.
This tank not only has more armaments than anyone here is willing to read me list. Not only does it require a crew of 4, which my first line and goalie will be forced to learn their roles. It also has room for 12 troops (players) in the rear. This main battle tank is the only one that exists that it’s main weapon is capable of penetrating redacted of homogeneous steel than the m1 abrams has of armor, while being designed to have redacted of armor more than the abrams cab dish out. Wiki is wrong, is not allowed to elaborate on the specifics.

The Stay Pufts are taking the Israeli Merkava MK4.

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side note. I had this planned out and took the time to write it out and just now immediately regret taking it even though it’s a f***ing amazing pick. I just thought of a better one. F.

You can always change it and write up something else later to explain it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’ll join fantasy baseball or football but you have to draft, and run my team

Hey, I'll do it. I'm a businessman - I make the picks, you buy the swag. Especially with all the sweet OT you are earning. You can make your own furniture, so you don't need to buy that.

 

[Lord Defect]

Making our next pick, The Queen, Charlotte Flair.
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yup, really

Who?

 

[ajgoal]

The stay Pufts will not be taking some made up fancy pants troop transport. Instead we will be taking the only main battle tank that could stomp the US’s ass in, in a one on one battle.
This tank not only has more armaments than anyone here is willing to read me list. Not only does it require a crew of 4, which my first line and goalie will be forced to learn their roles. It also has room for 12 troops (players) in the rear. This main battle tank is the only one that exists that it’s main weapon is capable of penetrating redacted of homogeneous steel than the m1 abrams has of armor, while being designed to have redacted of armor more than the abrams cab dish out. Wiki is wrong, is not allowed to elaborate on the specifics.

The Stay Pufts are taking the Israeli Merkava MK4.

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side note. I had this planned out and took the time to write it out and just now immediately regret taking it even though it’s a f***ing amazing pick. I just thought of a better one. F.

Despite absolutely loving the Merkava and wishing I had gotten to drive one, I am disappointed in you.

 

[Lord Defect]

Hey, I'll do it. I'm a businessman - I make the picks, you buy the swag. Especially with all the sweet OT you are earning. You can make your own furniture, so you don't need to buy that.

No problem. My team name will be Microsoft and the logo will be whatever amazons current logo is. Good luck getting around copyright laws there.

 

[DancingPanther]

Are you a cyborg? You have to tell me if you're a cyborg. I might be able to help.

Speaking of cyborgs, we were talking about the uncanny valley yesterday. Are you familiar with the uncanny valley, jojo?

 

[Lord Defect]

Despite absolutely loving the Merkava and wishing I had gotten to drive one, I am disappointed in you.

Why what did I do? I mean specifically here, not in general.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Speaking of cyborgs, we were talking about the uncanny valley yesterday. Are you familiar with the uncanny valley, jojo?

Yes. Those weird porcelain-faced dolls are extremely creepy.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

No problem. My team name will be Microsoft and the logo will be whatever amazons current logo is. Good luck getting around copyright laws there.

That seems slightly counterproductive, you defective bastard. OMG I just destroyed this chair, holy shit, I'm surprised the Four Horsemen haven't come around after that. Anyway, are you keeping the f***ing tank or what?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yes. Those weird porcelain-faced dolls are extremely creepy.

But the Japanese Love Machines are awesome, right? I know I'm right, that was rhetorical.

 

[ajgoal]

Why what did I do? I mean specifically here, not in general.

I know what you should pick as your transport vehicle, and if you do not, I will be greatly disappointed. Moreso even than @Starat327 is in @Striiker

 

[JojoTheWhale]

But the Japanese Love Machines are awesome, right? I know I'm right, that was rhetorical.