NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE FOUR! Part One

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’ll give you $1 for them all.

I know you’ll accept this offer too.

SOLD!

 

[Striiker]

@mja we were so quick and efficient and then we come in here and...

 

[pit]

I am located at the ass and the mouth.

I feel like there is some kind of subtle symbolism here, but I just can't figure out what it is...

 

[mja]

@mja we were so quick and efficient and then we come in here and...

Right? Total shit show. The Robert Hagg of Mega-Draft threads.

I’ll see you all again in April to make my next picks.

 

[Striiker]

I am located at the ass and the mouth.

I feel like there is some kind of subtle symbolism here, but I just can't figure out what it is...

No, you’re at the tail. I’m at the ass.

This is not an accident.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am located at the ass and the mouth.

I feel like there is some kind of subtle symbolism here, but I just can't figure out what it is...

I wouldn't say that I was suggesting that you are spewing duck diarrhea with all your protests, but I wouldn't not say that you are spewing duck diarrhea with all your protests either, so it's either one of those, or alphabetical.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

No, you’re at the tail. I’m at the ass.

This is not an accident.

I didn't even put @mja on there. With all his demands I didn't have time to even make his alt yet.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'm not well versed in Duck anatomy but i'm pretty certain that Cap and I are at the heart of that Duck which is both literally and metaphorically the proper place for us.

luv u.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Holy shit

 

[Striiker]

#FreeCoolRanch

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Holy shit

So... Thatcher Venmo's shower curtain/rod fell like the first day we were trying to give him a bath and I haven't put it back up. I'm pretty damn certain this is going to magically appear up for HCette one day when she's giving him a bath.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Holy shit

Best shower curtain yet.

 

[Chinatown88]

#FreeCoolRanch

#FreeCoolRanch

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

#FreeCoolRanch

#FreeCoolRanch

Fine, i'll allow free samples of Cool Ranch Doritos at select Desert Ducks games, are you happy now?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

No, you’re at the tail. I’m at the ass.

The rump is higher, up near the M.A.D. Cats and the Villains. So not quite ass. He's cast you as the hole.

 

[Striiker]

Fine, i'll allow free samples of Cool Ranch Doritos at select Desert Ducks games, are you happy now?

@pit
@Chinatown88
Am I happy now?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[Chinatown88]

@pit
@Chinatown88
Am I happy now?

No it's not enough.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

No it's not enough.

See @Striiker you've aligned yourself with the wrong party. Once again I extend the olive branch to these people and they spit in my face.

 

[Chinatown88]

See @Striiker you've aligned yourself with the wrong party. Once again I extend the olive branch to these people and they spit in my face.

Olive branch my butt. This is spitting in our faces.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Olive branch my butt. This is spitting in our faces.

I could give you guys nothing at all because Doritos are mine after all.

Fine, how's this...

I will allow @pit to choose a type of Doritos to be his Team Chip after I decide which one I would like to keep for myself.

 

[Striiker]

#ItsNotEnough
#FreeCoolRanch

 

[Striiker]

The rump is higher, up near the M.A.D. Cats and the Villains. So not quite ass. He's cast you as the hole.

I’ve done nothing to deserve this

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’ve done nothing to deserve this

"Dealer's Choice - All Chickens"

 

[Striiker]

"Dealer's Choice - All Chickens"

I specifically noted that it was not a threat and they would not be harmed.