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what goal has been scored by this disgraceful franchise that is the most beautiful to watch? i dont mean some garbage chad goal or like justin williams empty net bs to win the stanley cup a decade ago, those are ugly. the situation surrounding a goal has no bearing on its attractiveness, and if you try to use context to make a goal seem more alluring then i am going to nag you out of this thread so hard and fast... oh boy
so lets take a look at some examples shall we
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf446vU7fQo
a well executed toe drag into a beauty of a backhander. the whole thing probably happened completely on accident because it is kevyn adams but it is just a handsome goal. bonus points for knowing you just scored a gem and going straight into the smooth one knee fist pump celly, top marks on that. moving on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhwalIaMd5c
here we have proof that there can be beauty in chaos. this goal is best appreciated in video form for the wonderful top down angle. a seemingly innocuous wrister from the captain turns into a stunning vulcanized rubber ballet as the puck is launched into the air by martin biron. it flutters there for what seems like an eternity before lightly kissing off the crossbar and nuzzling against his right shoulder. things take a turn for the worse when biron tries to dodge to the right which sends the puck tapping off the right post before depositing itself in the net. not everything needs to be squeaky clean to be beautiful. this goal is beautiful like ya girl is beautiful when she first wake up in the morning with no makeup on and her hairs all over the place and shes wearing an 8 year old college sweatshirt and those nice yoga pants she got from target. shes a hot mess but she still looking good though anyway i wouldnt know what thats like haha who even talks to girls right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vZpggYbdVk
another alluring goal from a grinder look at how chad gets full extension on his dive as he pulls the puck backhand and deftly slots it past jaroslav ha
just kidding **** chad larose this goal is an example of a bad goal because chad larose scored it. this goal was ruined at the start by his random falling over at the opposite blue line at the start of the video and how ugly his form was on the trip while he shot the puck and also because it is chad larose. there are lots of chad smiles in the video if you are into that kind of thing though most notably as he skates away from the celebration and athletic butt slap circle around 0:21 and after he skates past the bench around 0:27.
anyway
discuss
so lets take a look at some examples shall we
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf446vU7fQo
a well executed toe drag into a beauty of a backhander. the whole thing probably happened completely on accident because it is kevyn adams but it is just a handsome goal. bonus points for knowing you just scored a gem and going straight into the smooth one knee fist pump celly, top marks on that. moving on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhwalIaMd5c
here we have proof that there can be beauty in chaos. this goal is best appreciated in video form for the wonderful top down angle. a seemingly innocuous wrister from the captain turns into a stunning vulcanized rubber ballet as the puck is launched into the air by martin biron. it flutters there for what seems like an eternity before lightly kissing off the crossbar and nuzzling against his right shoulder. things take a turn for the worse when biron tries to dodge to the right which sends the puck tapping off the right post before depositing itself in the net. not everything needs to be squeaky clean to be beautiful. this goal is beautiful like ya girl is beautiful when she first wake up in the morning with no makeup on and her hairs all over the place and shes wearing an 8 year old college sweatshirt and those nice yoga pants she got from target. shes a hot mess but she still looking good though anyway i wouldnt know what thats like haha who even talks to girls right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vZpggYbdVk
another alluring goal from a grinder look at how chad gets full extension on his dive as he pulls the puck backhand and deftly slots it past jaroslav ha
just kidding **** chad larose this goal is an example of a bad goal because chad larose scored it. this goal was ruined at the start by his random falling over at the opposite blue line at the start of the video and how ugly his form was on the trip while he shot the puck and also because it is chad larose. there are lots of chad smiles in the video if you are into that kind of thing though most notably as he skates away from the celebration and athletic butt slap circle around 0:21 and after he skates past the bench around 0:27.
anyway
discuss
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