Pre-Game Talk: MOSER

[El Travo]

Alright Moser lovers, let's get suggestions for our game of MOSER. It's simple: Post catch-phrases or semi-unique lines that we hear on a nightly basis during the Altitude broadcast from Moser. Keep it short and simple so they can fit in a square, and let's also try not to be too mean. Opponent specific suggestions are also welcome (example: "Moser talks about Moser" during Arizona games).

This is the base game that's in use.

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[Raucherhusten]

"Time is winding down" 5 min into a period is my fav!

But "lost the handle" also makes me scream a lot.

 

[forsbergavs32]

I've seen it done for bingo on Twitch for game randomizers. You should put a bunch of the ideas into whatever program online that does it and let it generate random cards for everyone. Otherwise everyone ends up with the same bingo

 

[Balthazar]

score and "no call on the play" are my two biggest pet peeves.

 

[El Travo]

I've seen it done for bingo on Twitch for game randomizers. You should put a bunch of the ideas into whatever program online that does it and let it generate random cards for everyone. Otherwise everyone ends up with the same bingo

Sure, I can look into something like that for the future. You could call this a beta test.

 

[Pokecheque]

I think he alternates between “pitchfork” and “pool cue” when describing a player shoveling a puck forward.

 

[Pokecheque]

FTR I don’t always love Moser’s PBP, but I still take him over Haynes, whom I believe never should have left radio (or Norm Jones for matter).

I know some wouldn’t like it but I would love to see McGahey get the TV gig. Too bad they have not continued the Johnny Malkin color commentary experiment they were trying out the last couple seasons.

 

[AvsMakar08]

"Oh my goodness gracious".

 

[Balthazar]

I know some wouldn’t like it but I would love to see McGahey get the TV gig.

I know you won't like it, but he f***ing sucks on the radio.

Perhaps he'd be better on TV though, because he sure can't describe a game to people who aren't watching it.

 

[TruePowerSlave]

Thankfully there are options to watch the away feed every night. Moser is insufferable.

 

[klozge]

"And it will be." (icing)

 

[Ceremony]

lays a lick

 

[klozge]

I know you won't like it, but he f***ing sucks on the radio.

Perhaps he'd be better on TV though, because he sure can't describe a game to people who aren't watching it.

I didn't like him the few times he was on TV. All he's doing is shout catchphrases, which in the majority are really, really bad.

 

[niwotsblessing]

I miss Gary Thorne: OH MERCY!!

 

[Balthazar]

I didn't like him the few times he was on TV. All he's doing is shout catchphrases, which in the majority are really, really bad.

I didn't mind him on TV, I didn't think he was great but wasn't too bad. On the radio though, he's not describing the game properly, sometimes he just "skips" what he doesn't like (usually the other team attacking or scoring) so you're left wondering what the hell is happening. It's like he doesn't think that the listener wants to know if the other team scores or is dominating.

 

[McMetal]

The original one is here: News Article: - Colorado Avalanche Media Coverage Part V

Every once in a while I think of something to add to it, but I never write it down and it kind of fades into a blur.

 

[Pokecheque]

I know you won't like it, but he f***ing sucks on the radio.

Perhaps he'd be better on TV though, because he sure can't describe a game to people who aren't watching it.

I know you know I think most of the time you’re wrong. This is one of those times.

 

[the_fan]

When he sings along with the crowd

 

[El Travo]

I'll likely also change the grid size. 5x5 for each game is asking a lot from Moser. 3x3 or 4x4?

 

[Richard88]

"That's Amaaaaaayyyyyzing" (or just any over-the-top hyperbole).

 

[Cake Malar]

"dead tired"

 

[AvsGuy]

Where's the square for the "uuuulllghghghlghl mayyyannnn!" we get 19x a period

 

[KingSizeKirby]

When an avs player is about to come out of the box. “ —— is up on his skates he wants out”.

Also when referencing a player who’s been struggling usually JTC and Jost. “ would really like to see —- get going here”

He makes me roll my eyes with how much he repeats himself.

 

[Ceremony]

Incorrect use of "momentarily" - ironically I was reminded of this because he actually used it properly during last night's game, but he almost always uses it to mean in a moment rather than for a moment.

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

"[verb] in the worst kind of way"