Montreal Impact Thread XLI #WelcomeDrogba!? Edition

[Church]

Like expected, Marinaro to have a sore throat and no voice tonight.

 

[DekeLikeYouMeanIt]

Cooper might have to be waived as soon as he's healthy to work out the cap/salary. Also I don't think we have anymore allocation money. Although the numbers are not out there.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Cooper might have to be waived as soon as he's healthy to work out the cap/salary. Also I don't think we have anymore allocation money. Although the numbers are not out there.

If we need some to bring in a big name, Garber will create some (literaly).

 

[Bud2790]

Cooper might have to be waived as soon as he's healthy to work out the cap/salary. Also I don't think we have anymore allocation money. Although the numbers are not out there.

Every team just got 500k of Targeted Allocation Money (TAM) so unless we sent our full 500k to Chicago we have some of that left. As for regular allocation money, I have no clue and I don't think the numbers have ever been/will ever be published unfortunately.

 

[Tabarouette]

I like Marinaro. Fight me

 

[Dutchy]

I like Marinaro. Fight me

What did he say this morning?

 

[Tabarouette]

What did he say this morning?

just being himself, he's hyped about Drogba

People complain about him all the time but he's a good entertainer

 

[Laurent]

So its 250k, not 100k for Drogbas rights. Thats a new league record. The previous one was 120k for Lampards rights

 

[Hope Of Glory]

So its 250k, not 100k for Drogbas rights. Thats a new league record. The previous one was 120k for Lampards rights

#SaputoIsDefinitelyNotCheap edition.

 

[ThaDevilGirl]

#SaputoIsDefinitelyNotCheap edition.

I expect the price of a brick of mozzarella to go up by a dollar very soon.

 

[NoNachoNoParty]

I met Marinaro at the Kevin Hart show, funny dude. I tell him "is it me or you look a lot like Tony Marinaro" to which he replies "if i did id be lucky he's a good looking guy". Nice guy.

 

[ArtPeur]

If we need some to bring in a big name, Garber will create some (literaly).

Or we should just trade our draft pick for some allocation money. It's not like our picks have been so useful since 2012

 

[Dutchy]

I met Marinaro at the Kevin Hart show, funny dude. I tell him "is it me or you look a lot like Tony Marinaro" to which he replies "if i did id be lucky he's a good looking guy". Nice guy.

Probably the best joke that was told on that particular night.

Horrendous show. One of the comedians doing the opener was alright but the rest of the material was poor.

 

[Dutchy]

Or we should just trade our draft pick for some allocation money. It's not like our picks have been so useful since 2012

Cam Porter says hi.

 

[NoNachoNoParty]

Probably the best joke that was told on that particular night.

Horrendous show. One of the comedians doing the opener was alright but the rest of the material was poor.

I argued about this with my gf. What i disliked was the fact that 90% of the punches i saw coming before they were told.

 

[Laurent]

Looks like Drogba might be on his way. Latest tweet is him meeting Neymar at what seems to be a private airport

Iirc if Drogba and Venegas join we have more than the maximum amount of players allowed

 

[Dominator13]

just being himself, he's hyped about Drogba

People complain about him all the time but he's a good entertainer

Any specifics about the show? What did he say?

 

[Luigi Habs]

Looks like Drogba might be on his way. Latest tweet is him meeting Neymar at what seems to be a private airport

Iirc if Drogba and Venegas join we have more than the maximum amount of players allowed

Loan Williams to NASL.

Trade one of our CMs (NRC/Alexander/Bekker).

 

[Dutchy]

I argued about this with my gf. What i disliked was the fact that 90% of the punches i saw coming before they were told.

Exactly. I felt like he took the audience for idiots.

That whole "Really??" shtick grew old fast.

 

[Dutchy]

Loan Williams to NASL.

Trade one of our CMs (NRC/Alexander/Bekker).

NRC leaving for Crystal Palace might still be in the works.

 

[Scandale du Jour]

NRC leaving for Crystal Palace might still be in the works.

NRC can leave for the local dump if he pleases. Get that guy off the squad, please.

 

[void]

 

[Scandale du Jour]

Neymar looks like an uncool Rufiooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (from Hook).

God I hate Neymar.

 

[TRG]

You're not alone.

 

[ThaDevilGirl]

I don't know where Neymar learned to dress himself, but it's pretty bad.