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Fragile Traveler
[size=+3]'Metropolitan' Division Finals Game 2[/size][size=+2]
The Neutral Milk Hotel; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
May 4, 2014; 7:37 PM EDT[/size]
[size=+4][shadow=black]Starting Goalies[/shadow][/size]
#29 Marc-André Fleury|#30 Björn Henrik Lundqvist
4-3, 2.82 GAA, .906 SV%, 0 SO|5-3, 2.08 GAA, .923 SV%, 0 SO
[size=+4][shadow=black]Projected Penguins Lines[/shadow][/size]
14 Christopher Kunitz|87 Sidney Patrick Crosby, ONS|22 Lee E. Stempniak
36 Jussi Petteri Jokinen|71 Евге́ний Влади́мирович Ма́лкин|#18 James Neal
19 Beau Daniel Bennett|16 Brandon Sutter|46 Joe Vitale
15 Tanner Glass|57 Marcel Goc|27 *prolonged farting sound*
7 Paul Joseph Martin|58 Kristopher Allen Letang
3 Olli Määttä|2 Matthew Norman Niskanen
4 Robert John Scuderi|41 Robert Bortuzzo
[size=+4][shadow=black]Projected Rangers Lines[/shadow][/size]
61 Waldo|21 Derek Kenneth Stepan|26 Martin St. Louis
67 Benoît Robert Pouliot|16 Derick Brassard|36 Mats André Zuccarello Aasen
62 Carl Oliver Hagelin|19 Bradley Glenn Richards|13 Daniel Carcillo
22 Brian Paul Boyle|28 Dominic Michael Moore|15 Derek Dorsett
27 Ryan Patrick McDonagh|5 Daniel Girardi
18 Marc Staal|6 Anton Strålman
17 John Carroll Moore, Jr.|8 Kevin Klein (actor)
[size=+4]Playoff Team Stats[/size]
4-3|Record|5-3
2-2|Home|3-1
2-1|Away|2-2
Lost 1|Streak|Won 2
3.29 – 4th|Goals Per Game|2.75 – 12th
3 – t6th|Goals Against Per Game|2.25 - 2nd
18.2% – 9th|Power Play|9.1% – 15th
77.4% – 12th|Penalty Kill|76% – 13th
36.4 - 1st |Shots Per Game|31 – 9th
31.9 – t9th|Shots Against Per Game|26.9 - 2nd
48.3% – 11th|Faceoff %|48.9% – 10th
1.27 – 5th|5-on-5 Goals For/Against Ratio| 1.8– 1st
203 – 10th|Hits|247– 10th
9.4 – 4th|PIM/G|8.6 – 3rd
3 - 16th|SHG Allowed| 0 - t1st
2 - t2nd|Short-Handed Goals|0 - t9th
+4:22 - 10th|PP-PK Time Diff.|+15:49 - 2nd
1-2|Record When Scoring First|4-2
3-1 |Record When Trailing First|1-1
3-1|Record When Outshooting Opposition|2-3
1-2|Record When Outshot| 3-0
1-2|Record When Leading After 1|3-1
1-2|Record When Leading After 2| 3-0 3-1 |Record When Trailing After 1|0-1
1-0 |Record When Trailing After 2|0-3
0-3|Overtime Record|1-0
[size=+4][shadow=black]Team Leaders[/shadow][/size]
Jokinen, Malkin, Sutter 3|GOALS|Pouliot, Richards 3
Paul Martin 8|ASSISTS|4 Tied 4
Malkin, Martin, Niskanen 8|POINTS|Brad Richards 7
Paul Martin +7|+/-|Marc Staal +7
Kris Letang 10|PIM|Carl Hagelin 10
Kunitz, Niskanen 2|PP Goals|Pouliot, Richards, Stepan 1
Crosby, Niskanen 4 |PP Assists|Martin St. Louis 2
Matt Niskanen 6 |PP Points|Richards, St. Louis 2
Adams, Gibbons 1 |SH Goals|None
Paul Martin 2 |SH Points|None
None|OT Goals| Derick Brassard 1
Jussi Jokinen 2|GWG|5 Tied 5
Kunitz, Neal 29|SOG|Rick Nash 34
Brandon Sutter 21.4%|Sh% (Min. 10)|Benoit Pouliot 23.1%
Paul Martin 27:29|TOI|Ryan McDonagh 24:55
Jussi Jokinen 57.9%|FO|Dominic Moore 56%
Chris Kunitz 26|Hits|Dan Girardi 28
Paul Martin 20|Blocked Shots|Dan Girardi 25
Crosby, Malkin 11|Giveaways|McDonagh, Moore, Zuccarello 3
Evgeni Malkin 7|Takeaways|Brian Boyle 7
[size=+4][shadow=black]Series Schedule[/shadow][/size]
1|5.2.14|Penguins 2|Rangers 3|Loss
2|5.4.14|Penguins|Rangers|7:30pm
3|5.5.14|Rangers|Penguins|7:30pm
4|5.7.14|Rangers|Penguins|7:30pm
5*|5.9.14|Penguins|Rangers|TBD
6*|5.11.14|Rangers|Penguins|TBD
7*|5.13.14|Penguins|Rangers|TBD
[size=+4][shadow=black]Injuries[/shadow][/size]
Penguins Injuries:
Pascal Dupuis|RW|IR|Torn ACL
Brian Gibbons|C/RW|DTD|????
Rangers Injuries:
Chris Kreider|LW|DTD|Hand
[size=+4][shadow=black]TV Information[/shadow][/size]
NBCSN|United States of Tara
CBC|Canuckistan
RDS|French Canuckistan
[size=+7]You Probably Didn't Know This[/size]
- James Murphy, who retired the LCD Soundsystem monicker in 2011, found Death from Above Records, or DFA Records. This is why the band Death from Above 1979 has the 1979 in their name.
- Despite being a Canadian band, Arcade Fire's two lead male members aren't Canadian. Win & Will Butler were raised Mormon in The Woodlands, Texas. Win moved to Montréal in 2000 at the age of 20 to attend Concordia University, where he met future bandmate and wife Régine Chassagne. Both Win & Will graduated from the Phillips Exeter Academy in Exeter, New Hampshire. Deceased former NHLer Tom Cavanagh was in Will's 2001 graduating class.
- of Montreal is named after a failed romance of Kevin Barnes' with a woman from Montreal.
- Jón "Jónsi" Þór Birgisson of Icelandic band Sigur Rós composed the score for the otherwise forgettable 2011 film, We Bought A Zoo. In other news, We Bought A Zoo made $120 million at the box office...what the hell?
- Modest Mouse front man Isaac Brock has his portrait hanging in Portland (OR) City Hall. Former mayor Sam Adams (heh) was/is a huge fan and Brock calls Portland home, though he was born in Helena, Montana and raised in Issaquah, Washington.
- Godspeed You! Black Emperor guitarist Efrim Menuck started Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra (and the dozen or so various variations of the name it's carried throughout the years) as a practice in learning music theory. The original idea was quickly abandoned and it turned into an outlet for his music that didn't fit the GY!BE mold. Menuck, Thierry Amar, & Sophie Trudeau, have been members of both bands since the Thee Silver Mt. Zion's beginning.
- Neutral Milk Hotel had an even longer hiatus than Godspeed You! Black Emperor, ranging from 1999-2013. Jeff Mangum played no live shows between 1999-2008. In 2008 he made brief appearances during the Elephant 6 Holiday Surprise Tour, making cameos at the Pittsburgh, Columbus, Chicago, Bloomington and Lexington shows. He wouldn't play an announced live show until May 6, 2010 in Manhattan for a benefit show. Mangum would return to playing shows on a sem-regular basis in 2011, even releasing an EP, and the band re-united for an Autumn 2013 tour. There has been no indication that Mangum ever intends on recording another album.
- Doug Martsch and his band Built to Spill is why we tolerate Idaho.
- Justin Vernon (above pictured in an SNL skit played by Justin Timberlake, one of my favorite skits of the past decade) took the name for his Bon Iver project from the phrase 'bon hiver', which he learned from one of my favorite TV shows ever, Northern Exposure. Bon hiver means 'good winter' in French.
- The Flaming Lips' front man Wayne Coyne was born in Pittsburgh and briefly raised in the Troy Hill neighborhood before his family relocated to Oklahoma City, where he remains to this day. The song 'Do You Realize??' was adopted as the Official Rock Song of Oklahoma from 2009-13, but when Mary Fallin (R) assumed the Governors office she did not renew Brad Henry's (D) executive order because of gripes from the right that the bass player, Michael Ivins, wore t-shirts featuring a hammer & sickle.
- Grizzly Bear's debut album, Horn of Plenty, was a solo album for Ed Droste. It wasn't until 2004/05 that Grizzly Bear became a four-piece band. The drummer for the band is named Christopher Bear...it was meant to be.
- I like the song 'Home'...but otherwise Edward Sharpe is about as useful as Craig Adams.
- Since 2001 Sufjan Stevens has recorded a Christmas EP every year, which have been available only in concert and in two commercial collections (released in 2006 & 2012). The majority of songs are, obviously, covers.
- Like Penguins defenseman Kris Letang, Wilco head man Jeff Tweedy has suffered chronic migraines since he was a kid. The migraines were so bad for Tweedy that he missed 40 days of school a year.
- Of Monster and Men's debut album, My Head Is an Animal, is the highest charting Icelandic release in Billboard history and went Platinum (1 million physical copies sold) in January. Ragnar Þórhallsson is yet to wear a swan dress to the Grammys, however...nor does she have any videos with 96 million views on YouTube. Good lord, when did these guys get so popular? Good for them...seems like yesterday I was able to get front stage center to see them play in front of a sparse crowd even at a festival...that ain't happening again.
- Decemberists front man Colin Meloy is the second person in this feature to have been born in Helena, Montana (pop. 29,134) meaning they have a better per capita rate than Iceland. Boom. Meloy went to the University of Montana to study Creative Writing, the same program I graduated from...though I actually have a degree, unlike Meloy...so I have that over him. Meloy also has two best-selling books to his credit...damn it (The Wildwood Chronicles). Colin's older sister, Maile, is also a writer, and a damn good one at that.
- Stephen Malkmus and his band Pavement performed on an episode of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast in 1997 creatively titled 'Pavement'. This episode had way too much impact on my life...
- Ezra Koenig & Vampire Weekend's album cover for 2010's Contra was chosen because the photo had a Mona Lisa-like quality to Koenig, and he referred to the picture as a Rorschach test. The woman featured on the cover apparently found out of her likeness being immortalized when her daughter brought a copy of the album home...the suit was settled out of court.
- Two bands featured in this have been featured in episodes of The Simpsons. That means absolutely nothing anymore, but it's still kinda cool.
- Depending on what the lines are in practice tomorrow, I tried to keep this in order. If anyone guesses everyone featured here I applaud you, because I don't think even I could. I tried to keep this to 'mainstream indie'...I'm expecting Built to Spill is the least known of these bands, and I couldn't leave them off. I tried to keep this list to the more veteran 'indie' bands (with an exception, but OM&M charted highly enough that I didn't balk). I'm not doing the obscure **** until we play the Islanders in Brooklyn.
- The last YouTube link below isn't featured above...it's just a song that I'm currently obsessed with that seems to fit the Penguins quite well right now.
[size=+7]Shut Up and Play the Hits[/size]
*Videos chosen for audio quality, not necessarily video quality.
[size=+7]It's A Great Day For Wiffle Ball[/size]