Mall Santa Simulator (Xbox X|S, PC)

[Dolemite]

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[TheGreenTBer]

They should actually make this game, and do so specifically in the same vein as Goat Simulator.

Picture this: Santa punches out a bad parent, steals a few tablets from BestBuy or some shit, then gets on his sleigh and throws the tablets down burning chimneys, getting an explosion/Michael Bay achievement.

I'd buy it, anyway.

 

[Blitzkrug]

They should actually make this game, and do so specifically in the same vein as Goat Simulator.

Picture this: Santa punches out a bad parent, steals a few tablets from BestBuy or some shit, then gets on his sleigh and throws the tablets down burning chimneys, getting an explosion/Michael Bay achievement.

I'd buy it, anyway.

f*** it, I'd play it. Can't be any worse than some of the garbage being sold as video games these days.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

They should actually make this game, and do so specifically in the same vein as Goat Simulator.

Picture this: Santa punches out a bad parent, steals a few tablets from BestBuy or some shit, then gets on his sleigh and throws the tablets down burning chimneys, getting an explosion/Michael Bay achievement.

I'd buy it, anyway.

Is there an option to tell a kid they’re a greedy little bastard or…if you’re playing as a kid…can you yank off Santa’s fake beard?? Or you either end up tearing out his real beard causing him to bleed n curse at Little You?


If yes to all, I’d buy.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Is there an option to tell a kid they’re a greedy little bastard or…if you’re playing as a kid…can you yank off Santa’s fake beard?? Or you either end up tearing out his real beard causing him to bleed n curse at Little You?


If yes to all, I’d buy.

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You know what? f*** it, I know how to use and program for the Unreal Engine, let's do this thing.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

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You know what? f*** it, I know how to use and program for the Unreal Engine, let's do this thing.

What other things could you do…lets see

 

[ArchAngel55]

They should've used the Frostbite game engine. Game would be on a new level.

 

[Blitzkrug]

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You know what? f*** it, I know how to use and program for the Unreal Engine, let's do this thing.

I would pay at least 100 rubles for it if that helps motivate you

 

[Osprey]

It could be like Papers, Please, except your job is to weed out the kids who were bad. If you let a bad kid sit on your lap and get away with a toy request, it's game over for you.

 

[Mantis]

Is this game as good as Shower With Your Dad Simulator?