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Literally Beautiful: The Jiminy Cricket Story

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Jiminy Cricket

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Well It`s Winter Folk`s `n` U Know wat That mean`s -- I Was Literally shoppe-ing aroun`d @ The Home Depo for Lawm Mower`s, when the Sale`s Associate Stop`d me `n` Said:

Jame`s, your Beautiful. :amazed:

`n` I Said:

Yes Mam, I Know, But I`m Literally Marold. :dunno: My Wive has Beautiful feet `n` Every1 Know`s this.

`n` She Got Xtremely angry `n` Said,

Jame`s, I`m going 2 Beet the f*** out of U With this Knive! :madfire:

`n` That`s when I Realize`d:

:bow: I Am Literally Beautiful. :bow:​

I am Literally Inciting Violen`Ce over My Beauty, Rite here in The Home Depo! I`m literally Jus`t shoppin`g aroun`d for Lawm Mower`s, `n` this Wooman is getting Xtremely upset over How Beautiful I Am! Goodness Gosh! :amazed:

Tune in2 P`B`S @ 9 PM this Wensday for Literally Beautiful: The Jiminy Cricket Story. :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
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Jiminy Cricket said:
Well It`s Winter Folk`s `n` U Know wat That mean`s -- I Was Literally shoppe-ing aroun`d @ The Home Depo for Lawm Mower`s, when the Sale`s Associate Stop`d me `n` Said:

Jame`s, your Beautiful. :amazed:

`n` I Said:

Yes Mam, I Know, But I`m Literally Marold. :dunno: My Wive has Beautiful feet `n` Every1 Know`s this.

`n` She Got Xtremely angry `n` Said,

Jame`s, I`m going 2 Beet the **** out of U With this Knive! :madfire:

`n` That`s when I Realize`d:

:bow: I Am Literally Beautiful. :bow:​

I am Literally Inciting Violen`Ce over My Beauty, Rite here in The Home Depo! I`m literally Jus`t shoppin`g aroun`d for Lawm Mower`s, `n` this Wooman is getting Xtremely upset over How Beautiful I Am! Goodness Gosh! :amazed:

Tune in2 P`B`S @ 9 PM this Wensday for Literally Beautiful: The Jiminy Cricket Story. :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
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If some women were ever to try to beat me up with a knife or any other weapon (gun) I would literally dis-arm her from her weapon and swiftly issue a palm strike into her nose-bone which would then likely lodge into the inside of her brain because I am trained in Krav Maga style self-defence and I have a zero-tolerance policy regarding being attacked by anyone, ever, for anything and will defend my life with extreme prejudice, tenacity, veracity, ferocity, and velocity.
 
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how we can know that she not said "you an ugly asshole jimmi i kill you right now" and you not changed it in your way
 
Jiminy Cricket

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LOOK`S IS THE ONLY THIN`G THAT MATTER`S IN LIVE. I AM LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL, WITCH MAKE`S ME BETTER THEN SOMEONE WHO IS LESS BEAUTIFUL THEN ME. FOR EXAMBLE, I AM RITCHER, SMARTER, S`TRONGER, MORE TALENT`D, `N`, MOS`T IMPORTANTLY, MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN @StanGetz. I AM LIDERALLY SUPERIOR DUE 2 MY SUPERIOR LOOK`S. I AM LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL `N` HAVE BEAUTIFUL FEET, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL U HAVE EVER SEEN. :bow::bow::bow:
 
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Jiminy Cricket said:
LOOK`S IS THE ONLY THIN`G THAT MATTER`S IN LIVE. I AM LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL, WITCH MAKE`S ME BETTER THEN SOMEONE WHO IS LESS BEAUTIFUL THEN ME. FOR EXAMBLE, I AM RITCHER, SMARTER, S`TRONGER, MORE TALENT`D, `N`, MOS`T IMPORTANTLY, MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN @StanGetz. I AM LIDERALLY SUPERIOR DUE 2 MY SUPERIOR LOOK`S. I AM LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL `N` HAVE BEAUTIFUL FEET, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL U HAVE EVER SEEN. :bow::bow::bow:
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Damn. Incels were right all along...
 
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VickAshley said:
If some women were ever to try to beat me up with a knife or any other weapon (gun) I would literally dis-arm her from her weapon and swiftly issue a palm strike into her nose-bone which would then likely lodge into the inside of her brain because I am trained in Krav Maga style self-defence and I have a zero-tolerance policy regarding being attacked by anyone, ever, for anything and will defend my life with extreme prejudice, tenacity, veracity, ferocity, and velocity.
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Would you utilize spaghetti?
 
LarryFisherman

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Jiminy Cricket said:
LOOK`S IS THE ONLY THIN`G THAT MATTER`S IN LIVE. I AM LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL, WITCH MAKE`S ME BETTER THEN SOMEONE WHO IS LESS BEAUTIFUL THEN ME. FOR EXAMBLE, I AM RITCHER, SMARTER, S`TRONGER, MORE TALENT`D, `N`, MOS`T IMPORTANTLY, MORE BEAUTIFUL THEN @StanGetz. I AM LIDERALLY SUPERIOR DUE 2 MY SUPERIOR LOOK`S. I AM LITERALLY BEAUTIFUL `N` HAVE BEAUTIFUL FEET, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL U HAVE EVER SEEN. :bow::bow::bow:
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yuh, just that you have to say this so bold and beautifully tells me everything I need to know bout you

incel on, incel. enjoy that warmed up ziplock of petroleum jelly, cuz it's the closest that d gets to the genuine article.
 

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StanGetz said:
oh yeah, i still finished in her mouth. i'm living where the air is clean, brother

but, no worries. ilu and don't include you in the heap of sadness that is @Jiminy Cricket and his entire existence, start to finish. you're 100 tiers higher than that nonsense.
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Wow I’m glad I’ve impressed you so much in the few days I’ve been posting here.
 
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