Killing Time Thread: Movies, Music, etc. Anything SFW That Kills Time Part 2

[tardigrade81]

My spouse just left for an appointment and my kid is crapping himself.....

It’s so smelly. Ugh. He plans this! Waite till she leaves, looks at me with those creepy, mean, sly, “F U dad” type eyes and craps himself.

ugh

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

 

[Tobias Kahun]

My spouse just left for an appointment and my kid is crapping himself.....

It’s so smelly. Ugh. He plans this! Waite till she leaves, looks at me with those creepy, mean, sly, “F U dad” type eyes and craps himself.

ugh

This should be classified as NSFW.

 

[Senor Catface]

My spouse just left for an appointment and my kid is crapping himself.....

It’s so smelly. Ugh. He plans this! Waite till she leaves, looks at me with those creepy, mean, sly, “F U dad” type eyes and craps himself.

ugh

 

[tardigrade81]

Well nobody came to help me change the diaper today. But I got through it.

 

[Drivesaitl]

Well nobody came to help me change the diaper today. But I got through it.

Full raincoat and gloves or Hazmat suit and ppd?



Oh the stench.

 

[duul]

I've been working a couple times a week at most, catching up on work with my father. Little masonry related jobs at some clients we had been meaning to get done for a while now.

In my free time, I got sick of the various FPS games I was playing. I've been learning a programming language after all these years of dissuading myself. Python is the choice, and I have also been re-learning calculus, stats, and linear algebra from my university days. Hoping I can pick it up quick as I'd love to get into something data science related.

I tell ya, I'm sick of going home exhausted and sunburned! Time to try and get something a little more physically relaxing. Plus I hate being dirty which is a mandatory part of most construction related fields.

 

[bellagiobob]

My spouse just left for an appointment and my kid is crapping himself.....

It’s so smelly. Ugh. He plans this! Waite till she leaves, looks at me with those creepy, mean, sly, “F U dad” type eyes and craps himself.

ugh

I remember those days. By coincidence (apparently) whenever it was my turn the kids always seemed to have a blowout. Shit everywhere. Or the boy decided to have a 30 psi Fountains of Bellagio piss as soon as I took his diaper off. Enjoy!

 

[Dorian2]

I thought her answer was perfectly acceptable. She got robbed.

 

[yukoner88]

I'm willing to put down $10 that if she said "What is a ménage à trois" she would've got it

 

[tardigrade81]

I remember those days. By coincidence (apparently) whenever it was my turn the kids always seemed to have a blowout. Shit everywhere. Or the boy decided to have a 30 psi Fountains of Bellagio piss as soon as I took his diaper off. Enjoy!

Lmao absolutely. That is what this was. It legit was coming out the diaper!!!! I swear he waits for her to leave, and then does it. What did I do to deserve this lmao. I can't complain. She changes the majority of them. I can suck it up and change them too

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

 

[GretzkytoKurri9917]

 

[yukoner88]

Lmao absolutely. That is what this was. It legit was coming out the diaper!!!! I swear he waits for her to leave, and then does it. What did I do to deserve this lmao. I can't complain. She changes the majority of them. I can suck it up and change them too

You have a kid. WE ALL know what you did and the answer is NSFW.

 

[yukoner88]

This whole episode is a riot, one of the best of all time

 

[tardigrade81]

You have a kid. WE ALL know what you did and the answer is NSFW.

Well making him was fun at least lmao.