Just for fun, let's say that you went into a coma 3 years ago and woke up today. As a Leafs fan.

[crump]

"I must be dead because these lines can only happen in heaven"
.....wait.

 

[Notsince67]

A real HF reaction:

“Yeah These kids are nice, making the playoffs is nice, having a great goalie and John Tavares is nice. But why the **** didn’t we get Steven Stamkos.”

If the first thing you did after waking up from a coma is read Hfboards, you would think the leafs finished dead last

 

[A1LeafNation]

In 4 years:
-Leafs got rid of Phaneuf Kessel Bozak JVR and Carlyle Burke/Nonis
-Hired Shanahan as President
-Leafs had and upgraded Lamoriello as GM
-Hired Dubas as GM
-Hired Babcock as Head Coach
-Marlies won a championship full of upcoming prospects
-Leafs drafted #1 overall and got Matthews
-Leafs also drafted Marner and Nylander
-Leafs have Dermott Johnsson Hyman Brown Liljegren Kapanen
-Leafs sign Tavares in his prime, Marleau, acquired Andersen
-Leafs are cup favourites

Time to start winning in the playoffs

 

[napoleon in rags]

Jump for joy, then stop...

"Hey, I wonder how the Habs are doing?"

Check out their forum...

Collapse from laughter and joy.

 

[Tall Morty]

Haha, oh man, whose idea was it to put a team in Vegas, hahaha... oh. Oh they did?

As a Leaf fan, I would be convinced that I was still in a coma, since there’s no way this could have happened in such a short amount of time.

 

[StevenB]

Jump for joy, then stop...

"Hey, I wonder how the Habs are doing?"

Check out their forum...

Collapse from laughter and joy.

Okay but they can’t be as bad as the Sens....

*dies instantly*

 

[TakeTheBody]

Donald Trump is President?

Dennis Rodman is ambassador to North Korea?

Back to sleep.

Wake me when we win the Cup......

 

[jrgtml67]

Go back into a coma due to shock. Lol

 

[67Cup]

In reality? Donald Trump?!?!?! They elected Donald Trump? You’re pulling my leg.

In Leaf land: That Lou Lamoriello guy they hired just before I went under must have done a great job. I bet they gave him a contract for life!

 

[Christ]

Since when do people outside the Leaf's fanbase think Kessel is a star player?

 

[Peiskos]

Technically upon waking wouldn't we be unaware of the significance of Matthews, Marner, Nylander? if in a coma for 3 years we wouldn't be aware of the proven abilities of those 3 players. So immediately their names wouldn't jump out at us as superstars, they'd just be names. We'd have to familiarize ourselves a little bit.

But ya shortly after being brought up to speed I'd be on cloud nine.

 

[Stephen]

I'd be pretty happy about the Leafs, but more concerned about why I was in a three year coma.

 

[Faltorvo]

What would your reaction be?

I would serious doubt,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that i woke up at all

 

[rent free]

We lost to Boston in game 7 while holding a lead in the third period yet again. Will we rebuild again?

 

[connormcmuffin]

So he got four goals in his first game?!?!?!??

 

[Leaf Fans]

Since when do people outside the Leaf's fanbase think Kessel is a star player?

"All he does is score" used to be away to criticize Kessel.

 

[nsleaf]

"The Las Vegas Golden who?

 

[therealkoho]

Toto this doesn't look like Kansas!

 

[I Believe]

House prices went up HOW much???

 

[Man Bear Pig]

"Trump is president, the earth is flat and we signed John Tavares?"

 

[A4T1L6]

pass more of that weed

 

[HamiltonNHL]

Dion plays for Ottawa????

 

[Kelly]

I'd make the docs put me back into coma until October.

 

[Deebo]

Dion plays for Ottawa????

He doesn't.

 

[Tonka]

Who the **** are these young guys...and huh?? How did we get Tavares? Did we trade Kessel for Tavares??

Holy ****, Babcock is our coach!