This would never be feasible, but I would love for the arena to spontaneously break out into this little ditty in lieu of the traditional "Nah,nah, nah, hey, hey goodbye" thing. Assumes Laine pots one tonight. If not, insert the name of any two-syllable Jet player.
To the tune of Bye Bye Blackbird:
Pack up all your whines and go
Feeling low? – I guess so!
Bye, bye Boudreau
There’s a golf course waits for thee
Sugar sweet – Diabetes?
Bye, bye Boudreau
No one seems to love or understand thee
And all your hard luck stories – go cry to Galley
Watching Laine light the light
Wild season’s done tonight
Bye, bye Boudreau
Bye bye Boudreau
Bye bye Boudreau
Nobody seems to love or understand thee
And all your hard luck stories - cry to Galley
Watching Laine light the light
Yes - your season’s done tonight
Bye, bye Boudreau
OK. Dating myself AND bored stiff at work waiting for puck drop.