GDT: Jets vs Knights - Round 3 Game 2 - May 14th, 7pm - "A long expected Party"

[antiqueslivers]

Double, double,
Bury the Knights with a shovel;
Jets’ power plays burn as the Peg’s caldron bubbles.
Fillet their forwards with a Tuba named Jake,
The first-period-Knights’ guts will boil and bake;
Eye now, Buff brute; his toe drag don’t slog,
But Flower’s shyting the bed with the grace of a dog,
Karlsson horks in disgust,
And Marchy fakes muy beuno bling,
But Laine’s and Shuffles quick shots still sting,
For a charm of powerful Mo-driven trouble,
With Helle-broth boil and Farmleaguer's bubble.
Double, double with the clarity of Hubble;
Neal’s stomach burns with fear-monger’d trouble.
Cool the Knights' ardour with some home-town ice,
Then the charm becomes death-from-above nice.

YES!! I came here in hopes of a kanadalainen post and I was not Disappoint!

 

[Eyeseeing]

This is awesome!!

I ain't one of the tall ones

 

[Huffer]

Excellent as usual Zham. Huge Tolkien fan.

Expect the Knights to play a better and different game tonight. I was surprised at how little they forechecked in game 1. Getting out of the zone was a cakewalk compared to the Preds. I would think they would want to change that.

 

[Howard Chuck]

Hopefully no cheap crotch spears or multiple slashes to the calves tonight. Must take a lot of will power not to retaliate in those cases.

Let’s beat those cheap shot bastards.

 

[Hockeyholic]

There were times Saturday where the Jets just dominated. Vegas will need to win low scoring games. They will get demolished in a run and gun type game.

Jets need to stay out of the box and I like their chances. They have the better forwards and D.

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

Great work as usual Zham.

I'd never noticed before how butt ugly the Las Vegans are.

 

[tntkid]

Lets play this team twice as hard as we played Nashville.

 

[Calendal]

Love the GDT theme, but Glorfindel deserved to be there even if he was skipped in the movie.

I think Jets will still win despite that.

 

[Jets 31]

I ain't one of the tall ones

I was just going to ask if that was Enstrom on the left .

 

[Snot Rocket]

I ain't one of the tall ones

Ah, then you be the hobbit next to the Gandalf.

 

[Hobble]

Starting to feel those Braxton Hicks clenches.

Must be getting closer to game-time.

GO JETS GO!

 

[Ducky10]

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Laine was golfing? Or is that Thermea? Hard to imagine he was at a public spa with all the attention right now.

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

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You are obviously the one on the left, but who are those other 2 guys?

 

[DudeWhereIsMakar]

I spewed this idea in a thread, and I don't get a spot in the credits?

I've never gotten a credit spot ever, but I'll be happy if it's one of the games in the finals or if it's Monty Python and the Holy Grail GDT.

Otherwise, brilliant, the Hellebuyck one made me laugh.

 

[YetAnotherGM]

Laine was golfing? Or is that Thermea? Hard to imagine he was at a public spa with all the attention right now.

Looks like Tuxedo Golf Course

 

[Royale With Cheese]

Maybe we pass the hat around and help Laine out with some new shoes?

The Amish Hobo.

 

[BrokerD]

The Amish Hobo.

I'm hoping those are his lucky shoes!

 

[Brominator]

Great GDT, as usual, although in I'm not a fan of LOTR.

Here is the definitive summary of LOTR, courtesy of Clerks 2 (contains swearing):

 

[damaaster]

Awesome GDT! Huge Tolkien nerd as well...

This is the first home game I am going to miss all playoffs (due to some fluke back injury)...hopefully I don't need to be there on Sunday
Curious to see how it looks/sounds on TV!

 

[RyanHockeyVods]

Having a supper and party at my place on a Monday because of a Jets game! Hype!

 

[Afterburner]

 

[Daximus]

Here we go boys and gals!

If we play just like we did last time we have a good shot at winning. Skate hard, crisp passes, forecheck hard, apply lots of pressure to the puck carrier and backcheck them into oblivion.

 

[Afterburner]

 

[Puckatron 3000]

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half decades, the ring Stanley Cup passed out of all knowledge... lost to it's Canadian homeland.

 

[ICdave]

Players - Wheeler, Laine and Myers.

Coach Maurice scrum topics: Does Patrik Laine need to score to feel good about his game? On how the youth have handled playing this many games in a season? What has he seen from Joel Armia’s game? When did he start to believe that this team could go on this type of a run? On picking up Laine if he makes a mistake along the wall. Has Mark Scheifele elevated his game and how has he done it? Any surprise in the style of game from game 1 and does he expect anything different tonight? What was his view of the James Neal hit on Tobias Enstrom?

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