Tips and tricks for the ODR
Be prepared to wear at least 7 – 10 layers, to prevent your sweat from encasing you in a block of ice.
Always check the corners and rest of the ice, to mentally note all of the gashes and divots. Your friends WILL mock you relentlessly if you wipe out for no reason.
If you bring only one puck, you are asking for trouble. Chances of A> puck going off the crossbar and into a snowbank never to be found, or B> splitting in half when it hits the post are extremely high.
You will have no hands for at least 15 minutes until your body warms up and they thaw out. I use this as my excuse even in indoor ice.
Try not to raise the puck, to avoid nailing little kids, but much more importantly, so you don’t lose it over the boards.
Even though you are playing a serious game, you will have to be aware of, and avoid the following:
- Chunks of ice missing
- Puck bunnies who come to watch their barely pubescent boyfriends dangle
- Small children
- Dogs (never thought I’d have to add that one til today)
- The guy who can’t skate AT ALL but wants to play
Eat your carrots because it gets dark at 4 and it’s about a 50/50 chance that the lights are going to come on.
You will have no less than 5 bruises and welts on your body from:
- Raised pucks
- Inadvertent slashes
- Advertent slashes
- Contact with the boards (mostly guided by your friends)
- Childrens faces
Despite all of this, the ODR is one of the happiest places on earth, and DEFINITELY the best part of living in Winnipeg.
Feel free to add onto this if I missed anything
Be prepared to wear at least 7 – 10 layers, to prevent your sweat from encasing you in a block of ice.
Always check the corners and rest of the ice, to mentally note all of the gashes and divots. Your friends WILL mock you relentlessly if you wipe out for no reason.
If you bring only one puck, you are asking for trouble. Chances of A> puck going off the crossbar and into a snowbank never to be found, or B> splitting in half when it hits the post are extremely high.
You will have no hands for at least 15 minutes until your body warms up and they thaw out. I use this as my excuse even in indoor ice.
Try not to raise the puck, to avoid nailing little kids, but much more importantly, so you don’t lose it over the boards.
Even though you are playing a serious game, you will have to be aware of, and avoid the following:
- Chunks of ice missing
- Puck bunnies who come to watch their barely pubescent boyfriends dangle
- Small children
- Dogs (never thought I’d have to add that one til today)
- The guy who can’t skate AT ALL but wants to play
Eat your carrots because it gets dark at 4 and it’s about a 50/50 chance that the lights are going to come on.
You will have no less than 5 bruises and welts on your body from:
- Raised pucks
- Inadvertent slashes
- Advertent slashes
- Contact with the boards (mostly guided by your friends)
- Childrens faces
Despite all of this, the ODR is one of the happiest places on earth, and DEFINITELY the best part of living in Winnipeg.
Feel free to add onto this if I missed anything