Is this the stupidest thing you have ever heard?

[Carolinas Identity*]

I was kinda arguing with this dude at Boston Pizza about hockey (nothing angry or shouty)

He was one of those "Don Cherry is the best, there shouldn't be any Sun Belt teams, rah rah rah put a team in Saskatoon and Moose Jaw" types.

So, we were talking for a bit, and after he found out I was a Carolina fan he was a bit taken aback and asked how//what//why I was, etc, then he said something about how he respected me as a "real hockey fan", even though I was a fan of a team that shouldn't exist in his eyes. Then came the bomb.

Brace yourself guys.

So, after saying that, home boy goes, and I quote:

No disrespect intended, but honestly, North Carolina shouldn't have a team, I mean it's the tropics, it borders Florida for ****s sake. They don't even get winter!"

Casting aside the fact that North Carolina does in fact, get winter, I just looked back at him with a 1,000 yard stare and said "So, if North Carolina borders Florida....... Where is South Carolina?"

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[Mantis]

Do you know where Calgary is? You have an American flag.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Do you know where Calgary is? You have an American flag.

do you know there is a calgary in texas?

you want some aloe vera for that burn there bud?

 

[Jumptheshark]

nay

stupidest thing I heard recently was on the London Underground where some guy was complaining about how he had been at work for 3 weeks and had not been given a promotion yet due to the fact he was working really hard

 

[Jumptheshark]

I was kinda arguing with this dude at Boston Pizza about hockey (nothing angry or shouty)

He was one of those "Don Cherry is the best, there shouldn't be any Sun Belt teams, rah rah rah put a team in Saskatoon and Moose Jaw" types.

So, we were talking for a bit, and after he found out I was a Carolina fan he was a bit taken aback and asked how//what//why I was, etc, then he said something about how he respected me as a "real hockey fan", even though I was a fan of a team that shouldn't exist in his eyes. Then came the bomb.

Brace yourself guys.

So, after saying that, home boy goes, and I quote:





Casting aside the fact that North Carolina does in fact, get winter, I just looked back at him with a 1,000 yard stare and said "So, if North Carolina borders Florida....... Where is South Carolina?"

or what about Georgia?

 

[Bones Malone]

No, paying $900 for a $125 ring is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

 

[Jumptheshark]

No, paying $900 for a $125 ring is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

comes down to perspective and horny a guy is and drunk the girl is

 

[Bones Malone]

comes down to perspective and horny a guy is and drunk the girl is

It was supposedly some magical dwarven bs that he wears on a necklace. It wasn't even for a girl.

 

[Mantis]

No, paying $900 for a $125 ring is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

That is up there.

 

[bombers15]

South Carolina doesn't border Florida either.

 

[jw2]

Did he eat his pizza with a knife and a fork?

 

[PanthersPens62]

It is all kind of wrong that I support sun belt hockey & also think Don Cherry is beyond awesome.

 

[Jumptheshark]

South Carolina doesn't border Florida either.

made that observation earlier


one of stupidest argumentative defenses I have heard was when I was queuing up to check in at the airport. The women in front of me was yelling at the check in receptionist that it was not her fault that she was 40 minutes late for the plane. She was screaming that there was construction in the area she was driving in from and that the airline should have factored in that for people arriving for the plane(she was the only one late)..it was summer and they were not able to find here another flight for 3 days---she said she was going to sue the airline and all that. Both the supervisor and the police decided to have a little one on one time with the lady. The police asked "Why didn't you leave earlier as you knew there was construction in your area." Response "I had to get my hair done" next question came from the supervisor "how is it our fault you were late" Response "You guys need to be more flexible with your departure times in such cases." Next question/statement "We have nothing to do with highway maintenance issues" Response "So--you guys are at fault for not waiting for me to arrive." Observation "Mam, everyone else on your flight arrived on time" her response "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China" it got nastier from there. The lady ended up getting arrested when she spat at the cop.

After she got dragged away(and yes she got dragged away) everyone had the same questions "how come she did not leave earlier?" No one believed the hair story and "How was it the fault of the airline she was late?"

 

[Pharrell Williams]

put another team in south carolina

 

[irunthepeg]

Lil Boat

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

No, paying $900 for a $125 ring is the stupidest thing I've ever heard

comes down to perspective and horny a guy is and drunk the girl is

CI is into some freaky ****

 

[Blainer114*]

I was on the bruins page on facebook and the americans on the page were talking about canadians and americans in the nhl and were saying how Massachusetts as a state has more people in that state alone than all of canada. Im like Canada has 35mill plus and Massachusetts has like 6mill and they were convinced otherwise

 

[Bones Malone]

I was on the bruins page on facebook and the americans on the page were talking about canadians and americans in the nhl and were saying how Massachusetts as a state has more people in that state alone than all of canada. Im like Canada has 35mill plus and Massachusetts has like 6mill and they were convinced otherwise

 

[LarryFisherman]

I once got really high and thought a German Shepherd was a kangaroo.

My buddy was driving, and I blurted out "Is that a ****ing kangaroo??"

I lived in Boulder, Colorado at the time.

 

[WeWantTacos]

North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
Take yo' shirt off, twist it 'round yo' head
Spin it like a helicopter.
North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?
Us, us, us; yes sir!

North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
Take yo' shirt off, twist it 'round yo' head
Spin it like a helicopter.
North Carolina! C'mon and raise up
This one's for you, uh-huh, this one's for who?
Us, us, us; yes sir!

 

[SladeWilson23]

do you know there is a calgary in texas?

you want some aloe vera for that burn there bud?

Is there a Calgary, Alberta in Texas?

 

[Jumptheshark]

do you know there is a calgary in texas?

you want some aloe vera for that burn there bud?

The AB after Calgary usually means Alberta

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

The AB after Calgary usually means Alberta

actually it stands for "ab hoc"

 

[Jacques The Mayor]

Still waiting to hear something. I read a dumb story about a man who doesn't understand geography but didn't hear a single thing.

 

[Jacques The Mayor]

Also there isn't a Boston pizza in Texas.