Introduce Yourself Once Again

[izzy]

Shout out to Big McLargehuge for the list here.

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Hometown:
Current Location:
Nationality:
Height:
Weight:
Hair Color:
Eye Color:
Mode of Transportation:
Job:
Favorite Hockey Team:
Favorite Player:
College Attended/Attending:
Favorite Video Game:
Favorite Song:
Favorite Band:
Favorite Movie:
Favorite Food:
Favorite TV Show:
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe:

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[Pip]

Hello!

Name: Linden
Age: 19
Sex: Male
Hometown: Langley, BC
Current Location: Same
Nationality: CDN
Height: 6 foot 1 (wrote 6'2" last time for some stupid reason)
Weight: 197lbs
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Blue
Mode of Transportation: Car
Job: Escort
Favorite Hockey Team: Canucks
Favorite Player: Grioux
College Attended/Attending: SFU
Favorite Video Game: Age of Empires II
Favorite Song: dunno
Favorite Band: dunno
Favorite Movie: dunno
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite TV Show: HIMYM
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Gioux, Rypien, Linden, and Green

 

[kmad]

Name: Vancouver
Age: 29
Sex: Male
Hometown: Vancouver
Current Location: Vancouver
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 6'0
Weight: 165 lbs
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Mode of Transportation: Bike
Favorite Hockey Team: Vancouver Canucks
Favorite Player: Kevin Bieksa
Favorite Video Game: Civilization IV
Favorite Song: LCD Soundsystem - All My Friends
Favorite Band: Pearl Jam
Favorite Movie: Gladiator
Favorite Food: Panago chicken wings smothered in double cream brie cheese served with coca cola
Favorite TV Show: Band of Brothers
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Trevor Linden 'A' dark orca

 

[salsa man]

Name: Vipers McGoo
Age: Love
Sex: Male and Female
Hometown: Spagghetti, Italy
Current Location: Los Anaheim
Nationality: USANIAN
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: green
Mode of Transportation: String Bean
Job: **** block
Favorite Hockey Team: Ducks
Favorite Player: Corey Perry
College Attended/Attending: Weed U
Favorite Video Game: NHL series
Favorite Song: no clue
Favorite Band: Depeche Mode (but I primarily like Metal)
Favorite Movie: CumBums 9
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite TV Show: Trailer Park Boys
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Too lazy to name them all

 

[Summer Rose]

Name: Tricia
Age: 28
Sex: Female
Hometown: Nouméa, New Caledonia
Current Location: St. Louis, Missouri
Nationality: American
Height: 5'11"
Weight: None of your business.
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Mode of Transportation: 1999 BMW 323i
Job: Hockey official
Favorite Hockey Team: Arizona, Montreal
Favorite Player: Oliver Ekman-Larsson
College Attended/Attending: Arizona State University
Favorite Video Game: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Favorite Song: Taylor Swift - "Safe and Sound"
Favorite Band: Taylor Swift
Favorite Movie: The Hunger Games
Favorite Food: Anything with alcohol in it
Favorite TV Show: Firefly
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: 2002 Canada Olympic (red), 2013 Phoenix away

 

[Ceremony]

The old thread was over ten years old. Think about that for a second.

Name: Ceremony.
Age: Too damn high.
Sex: Not enough.
Hometown: The Best City in the World.
Current Location: The Best City in the World.
Nationality: The Best Country in the World.
Height: Just right.
Weight: Too damn low.
Hair Colour: Brown.
Eye Colour: Green.
Mode of Transportation: I walk a lot.
Job: This is an oxymoron.
Favourite Hockey Team: Avalanche.
Favoruite Player: The one that just scored. Or Varlamov. Or whoever is not currently an over-rated third liner.
College Attended/Attending: A really bad one for a degree that will probably be useless.
Favourite Video Game: I don't have one.
Favourite Song: I don't have one.
Favourite Band: Pearl Jam.
Favourite Movie: I don't have one.
Favourite Food: Good pizza.
Favoruite TV Show: The X Files or The Simpsons
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: There are currently three CCM jerseys in my wardrobe, only one of which fits. There's also a #37 O'Reilly one.

 

[SugarSherm]

Name: Sherman
Age: 21
Sex: M
Hometown: Southern Cali
Current Location: Georgia
Nationality: 'Murica
Height: 71"
Weight: 155
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Mode of Transportation: Car
Job: ER tech
Favorite Hockey Team: Ducks
Favorite Player: Selanne, Perry, Maroon
College Attended/Attending: None currently, starting back up in the summer.
Favorite Video Game: Too many good ones.
Favorite Song: Same as above.
Favorite Band: Thrice
Favorite Movie: Lord Of The Rings Trilogy
Favorite Food: Za
Favorite TV Show: South Park, HIMYM, Workaholics, Game Of Thrones
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Old school white Mighty Ducks, Current Ducks third, District 9 Ducks Adam Banks

 

[Kelly]

Name: Kelly
Age: 22
Sex: MALE
Hometown: Hanover, ON
Current Location: Neustadt
Nationality: CANANANANADA
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 210
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue
Mode of Transportation: Car
Job: Sign Shop
Favorite Hockey Team: TML
Favorite Player: J. Gardiner / N. Kulemin
College Attended/Attending: St. Lawrence -- Kingston, ON
Favorite Video Game: Fallout / Halo / NHL
Favorite Song: As I Lay Dying - Confined
Favorite Band: a bunch
Favorite Movie: Step Brothers / Anchorman 1 (#2 was ****) / Star Wars / Bourne / LOTR
Favorite Food: Bacon cheeseburgers / KFC chicken skin / Mcdonalds Fries
Favorite TV Show: Shameless / Breaking Bad / TWD / Parks & Recreation / GOT / Workaholics / South Park
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Maple Leaf, Kessel Jersey.

 

[Juzmo]

Name: Jussi
Age: 23
Sex: Male
Hometown: Köyliö
Current Location: Köyliö
Nationality: FIN
Height: 5'11
Weight: 155
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Mode of Transportation: Car and bike
Job: Selling car parts and accessories
Favorite Hockey Team: Porin Ässät
Favorite Player: Kari Lehtonen
College Attended/Attending: None
Favorite Video Game: Starcraft 2
Favorite Song: Changes constantly
Favorite Band: *Some metal band*
Favorite Movie: The Clockwork Orange
Favorite Food: Boring fruits and vegetables
Favorite TV Show: The Sopranos
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Blank Ässät home jersey, blank Thrashers away jersey, game-worn Ässät away jersey from the finals (Mika Niemi)

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Hello!

Name: Linden
Age: 19
Sex: Male
Hometown: Langley, BC
Current Location: Same
Nationality: CDN
Height: 6 foot 1 (wrote 6'2" last time for some stupid reason)
Weight: 197lbs
Hair Color: Blond
Eye Color: Blue
Mode of Transportation: Car
Job: Escort
Favorite Hockey Team: Canucks
Favorite Player: Grioux
College Attended/Attending: SFU
Favorite Video Game: Age of Empires II
Favorite Song: dunno
Favorite Band: dunno
Favorite Movie: dunno
Favorite Food: Sushi
Favorite TV Show: HIMYM
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Gioux, Rypien, Linden, and Green

Hello.

****, you make me feel old.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

Name: Sean
Age: 25
Sex: Male
Hometown: Homeless wandering vagrant
Current Location: Justin Bieber's bedroom
Nationality: African American
Height: 5'11 (6'2" if I go by the 'add 3 inches to whatever your actual height is HF standard)
Weight: 170
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Mode of Transportation: Nuclear powered jetpack on those days I can't take my Pterodactyl.
Job: DBU's best friend, Primrose Everdeen's boytoy, Dean Ambrose's male crush
Favorite Hockey Team: Denver Broncos...
Favorite Player: Peyton Manning
College Attended/Attending: School is overrated
Favorite Video Game: Deus Ex, Halo: CE, The Witcher 2
Favorite Movie: Shawshank Redemption, Inglourious Basterds, Django Unchained
Favorite Food: Donair, Ice Cream, Seafood
Favorite TV Show: Breaking Bad, Six Feet Under, LOST
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: I tossed them all over the glass

 

[Pip]

6'2" if I go by the 'add 3 inches to whatever your actual height is HF standard

I wasn't aware of that.

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

I wasn't aware of that.

That's because I just made it up...

Seems that HF has a disproportionate of people 6'2+ compared to the general population.

 

[E D]

Name: Jacob
Age: 19
Sex: Not enough
Hometown: Yes, my home is in town
Current Location: Two lefts from Timmy's
Nationality: Canada
Height: 6'4
Weight: What is this a scale?
Hair Color: Ginger
Eye Color: Brown
Mode of Transportation: The mode would be moving, otherwise you can't go anywhere
Job: Ha... Please
Favorite Hockey Team: Canucks/Lightning
Favorite Player: Skinner
College Attended/Attending: SFU
Favorite Video Game: Walking Dead Game (The Telltale one)
Favorite Song: What You Know - Two Door Cinema Club
Favorite Band: Two Door Cinema Club
Favorite Movie: 50/50
Favorite Food: Baconators from Wendy's
Favorite TV Show: Scrubs
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Kassian, bunch of blank canucks ones.

 

[Madness71]

Name: Steve
Age: 23
Sex: Male.
Hometown: Toronto, ON
Current Location: Toronto, ON
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 6'4
Weight: 250
Hair Color: Dark
Eye Color: Brown
Mode of Transportation: Car
Job: Finance
Favorite Hockey Team: Vancouver Canucks
Favorite Player: Dan Hamhuis or Henrik Sedin
College Attended/Attending: University of Toronto
Favorite Video Game: Call of Duty or the current NHL/Madden game. (All time: GTA San Andreas and Cod4)
Favorite Song:
Favorite artist: Springsteen
Favorite Movie: too many. A few: The Godfather, The Godfather II, The Dark Knight, Halloween
Favorite Food: Chicken
Favorite TV Show: plenty. I'll say Breaking Bad
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Bure (mid 90s home), Naslund (old orca home), Luongo (current orca home)

 

[EchoesoftheEighties]

Name: Omar
Age: 20
Sex: M
Hometown: Edmonton
Current Location: Edmonton
Nationality: Lebanese
Height: 5 6
Weight: 180
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Mode of Transportation: Car
Job: Rogers Sales Associate
Favorite Hockey Team: Oilers
Favorite Player: Patrick Kane
College Attended/Attending: UAlberta
Favorite Video Game: LOZ OoT
Favorite Song: Depends on my mood
Favorite Band: Billy Talent, Dr Dre
Favorite Movie: Last Samurai
Favorite Food: Chicken Wings
Favorite TV Show: Chappelle's Show, Family Guy
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: way too many to list

 

[Swervin81]

Name: Christian
Age: 19
Sex: Male
Hometown: Toronto, Ontario
Current Location: Mississauga, Ontario
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 6'2" (6'5" on skates)
Weight: 180
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown
Mode of Transportation: Bus
Job: N/A
Favorite Hockey Team: Toronto Maple Leafs, San Jose Sharks
Favorite Player: Phil Kessel
College Attended/Attending: University of Toronto
Favorite Video Game: Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time
Favorite Song: <Rotates ad infinitum>
Favorite Band: Imagine Dragons, Rush, Eminem
Favorite Movie: Original Star Wars trio
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons, South Park
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: My own

 

[OKHoosier41218]

Name: Gary
Age: 33
Sex: M
Hometown: Indy
Current Location: Indy
Nationality: American
Height: 6'2"
Weight: I need to hit a treadmill
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: hazel
Mode of Transportation: Ford Escape
Job: In between jobs
Favorite Hockey Team: Blackhawks, OKC Barons, Indy Fuel, Indianapolis Ice (IHL, RIP), still follow the Coyotes and Stars (lived in both Phoenix and Dallas)
Favorite Player: JR, Amonte, Gretzky, Sakic, Roy, Thomas
College Attended/Attending: SE Oklahoma State U.
Favorite Video Game: The Prince of Persia series
Favorite Song: too many to list
Favorite Band: Faith No More, Hurt, Queen, Sevendust, many more
Favorite Movie: don't really have a set favorite
Favorite Food: Mexican
Favorite TV Show: American Dad, Psych, South Park, mystery and history shows
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: A ton, I'm a jersey nerd

 

[x Tame Impala]

Name: Bill
Age: 63
Sex: Male
Hometown: Wilmette IL
Current Location: LA
Nationality: American
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 190
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Mode of Transportation: Golf Cart
Job: Actor/Legend
Favorite Hockey Team: Blackhawks
Favorite Player: Datsyuk
College Attended/Attending: None
Favorite Video Game: Asteroids
Favorite Song: I Will Always Love You
Favorite Band: The Blues Brothers
Favorite Movie: Zombie Land
Favorite Food: Authentic Mexican
Favorite TV Show: When Animals Attack
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Home BFM Jersey, Away BFM Jersey

 

[CanadianHockey]

Name: Chris
Age: 21
Sex: M
Hometown: Cold Lake, AB
Current Location: Ottawa, ON
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 6'1
Weight: 160lbs
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Mode of Transportation: Walk
Job: Student / Military
Favorite Hockey Team: Ottawa, Edmonton, Team Canada
Favorite Player: Redden, Hossa
College Attended/Attending: University of Ottawa
Favorite Video Game: Battlefield Bad Company, The Last of Us
Favorite Song: Hard to choose one. Bottom of the Well by Airbourne, perhaps
Favorite Band: Red Hot Chili Peppers / Billy Talent
Favorite Movie: Children of Men / Step Brothers
Favorite Food: Roast Beef with Potatoes and Carrots
Favorite TV Show: The Americans / Parks and Recreation
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Several Sens jerseys (some customized, some blank), an Eberle Oilers jersey, a couple blank Team Canada, Hanson Chiefs jersey, Paul Henderson autographed replica Summit Series jersey

 

[Dugray]

Name: Alex
Age: 25
Sex: M
Hometown: Vancouver
Current Location: Longueuil
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 6'1
Weight: 180
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Mode of Transportation: Walking
Job: Java Programmer
Favorite Hockey Team: Canucks
Favorite Player: None
Favorite Video Game: League of Legends
Favorite Song: Counter Clockwise
Favorite Band: Hatsune Miku
Favorite Movie: In Bruges
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite TV Show: Hockey Night in Canada
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Stick n Rink Canucks Jersey, 2012 Vancouver Canucks Home jersey

 

[TML FTW*]

Name: Matt
Age: 16
Sex: M
Hometown: Toronto
Current Location: Toronto
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 5'11
Weight: need to gain more
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue/Hazel
Mode of Transportation: Whatever I can get
Job: Student
Favorite Hockey Team: TML
Favorite Player: Kessel, Bernier, Crosby
College Attended/Attending: Hopefully McGill or UBC
Favorite Video Game: COD, Chel
Favorite Song: Pursuit of Happiness
Favorite Band: differs
Favorite Movie: Gravity
Favorite Food: Fries
Favorite TV Show: Leafs
Hockey Jerseys In Wardrobe: Kessel, Phaneuf, Crosby

 

[Pip]

That's because I just made it up...

Seems that HF has a disproportionate of people 6'2+ compared to the general population.

Is the younger generation generally taller than average?

Not sure, but it would make sense.

 

[x Tame Impala]

Or the internet is full of liars...

 

[Pip]

Or the internet is full of liars...

True, although I don't see any advantage of claiming to be taller than you are on a hockey site.