I'm about to bake a pizza that might end up killing me

[Masao]

No, I didn't make it... I bought it frozen from the store

The thing is that I just cleaned the oven with a lot of soap recently

And now I'm pre-heating the oven, and the entire place is smelling like soap. I think there's still dried soap stuck to the bottom of the oven

So when I put the pizza in, there's a risk the pizza will be penetrated by all the toxic soap fumes and end up killing me

Click to read more...

 

[Dog]

make a video

 

[Masao]

make a video

Good idea

EDIT: ok I tried cleaning a bit but it doesn't work

 

[Pharrell Williams]

Why do you always destroy things in the kitchen

 

[Jacques The Mayor]

Wrap it in tinfoil with some butter in there.

 

[MrFunnyWobbl]

Video!

 

[Mantis]

If you make one more thread without a video I am reporting you

People have been *'d for far less

 

[Power Man]

Mmmm Palmolive Pizza

 

[Engebretson]

A new oven will cost less than the medical bills from ingesting a poison pizza.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

death by pizza is still more honorable than death by tea cup

god i ****ing hate you vin diesel

 

[Leafsdude7]

RIP in peace.

 

[Hire Sather]

I smell all my cups before use to make sure all the soap is out.

 

[Goonzilla]

So you don't know how to clean an oven?

Oh the drama.

Can't wait for the lightbulb changing thread.

Shirt ironing?

 

[Hansen]

Good idea

EDIT: ok I tried cleaning a bit but it doesn't work

did you use more soap?

 

[Jacques The Mayor]

I smell all my cups before use to make sure all the soap is out.

I do this too. My girlfriend thinks it's weird.

 

[RiceCooker]

Soap is good for you, my mom forced me to eat it..........once.

 

[Masao]

Here, I made a video. It took all day to upload for some reason:

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

here, i made a video. It took all day to upload for some reason:

yesssssssss

The best parts were the drain the swamp joke, immortal joke, and filling the inside cracks with spackle. Don't wait another 2 years to make another video.

 

[Dog]

Great video

 

[Cody Webster]

Amazing video.

Did you cook the pizza? If so, how'd it taste?

 

[ucanthanzalthetruth]

Masao that was great and I appreciate you coming through for HF, but...why not shut the stove off and clean away the soap, then make the pizza? Instead of cleaning it when it's on.

And you're supposed to grout the floor man

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

How and why are you allowed in a kitchen unsupervised???

Good grief man....

 

[Masao]

Amazing video.

Did you cook the pizza? If so, how'd it taste?

Not very good... I only took a few bites then threw it in the garbage

 

[tarheelhockey]

TIL that soap, the stuff we scrub all over our dishes and utensils to make them safe, is deadly in gas form.

 

[cupcrazyman]

my new thing is to get my pizza from a pizzeria once in a while.i'm done with frozen pizza.

just wondering how often you guys eat frozen pizza ?