Hurricanes Lounge XXXIV: I've had it with these mother f***ing snakes...

[bleedgreen]

I'm pretty sure you're older than I am...

A) it was more a reference to how you respond to some of my posts.

B) I’m 49....I thought we were close but based on previous conversations I thought I had you!

 

[Navin R Slavin]

A) it was more a reference to how you respond to some of my posts.

B) I’m 49....I thought we were close but based on previous conversations I thought I had you!

Goddammit.

Well, I'm still not old enough to be your actual dad.

 

[bleedgreen]

Goddammit.

Well, I'm still not old enough to be your actual dad.

That’s why it’s a joke old balls.

 

[Stickpucker]

I'm pretty sure you're older than I am...

Does that mean you gotta call him daddy?

 

[Socks]

I don’t know....I hate to be contrary again but I think he nailed it here and the rest of you are out to lunch.

I laughed...I cried...it was better than Cats.

You clearly haven’t seen my cat, better known as Lord of the Broke Ass Fridge.

Also I am none of the people in those pictures.

 

[MinJaBen]

You clearly haven’t seen my cat, better known as Lord of the Broke Ass Fridge.

Also I am none of the people in those pictures.

I, too, am none of the people in those pictures.

 

[Roboturner913]

We just moved and my new office/man cave is where the washer and dryer hookups are.

I thought I was going to be OK with it but these machines are really cramping my style

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Actually 5. Including a pregnant mother.

I am far enough north from the place where it occurred, but it’s absolutely nuts. Strongest tornado ever since we have tools to measure the strength of these things.

Tornados are already scary, but to see them hit an area that is completely unprepared for them is somehow even worse. Hopefully that’s the last F4 tornado y’all see for another 1000 years.

 

[Socks]

I, too, am none of the people in those pictures.

Are you sure

 

[MinJaBen]

Are you sure

I might be the cat.

 

[Socks]

I might be the cat.

And here I always thought I’d be the one having an existential identity crisis not my cat. Please come down from the fridge.

 

[Blueline Bomber]

We just moved and my new office/man cave is where the washer and dryer hookups are.

I thought I was going to be OK with it but these machines are really cramping my style

Moving to a new place can really take you to the cleaners. Hopefully you can iron out your laundry list of issues.

...Is that title worthy? Is it a highlander situation?

 

[Roboturner913]

Is it a highlander situation?

YES

...Is that title worthy?

NO

 

[Blueline Bomber]

YES



NO

Then I’ll keep trying. I’ll strike when you least expect it.

 

[Roboturner913]

Then I’ll keep trying. I’ll strike when you least expect it.

 

[Tryamw]

I don’t know....I hate to be contrary again but I think he nailed it here and the rest of you are out to lunch.

I laughed...I cried...it was better than Cats.

Damning praise indeed.

 

[Lempo]

The questionable recent CGI version of Cats?

 

[MinJaBen]

The questionable recent CGI version of Cats?

If cats are CGI, my dogs are claymation.

 

[Roboturner913]

if dogs are Claymation, then my dog is the Mr. Bill of dogs

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

We just moved and my new office/man cave is where the washer and dryer hookups are.

I thought I was going to be OK with it but these machines are really cramping my style

Stop doing laundry, sell machines. Problem solved.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Tornados are already scary, but to see them hit an area that is completely unprepared for them is somehow even worse. Hopefully that’s the last F4 tornado y’all see for another 1000 years.

Well… climate change won’t be swayed easily.
Always fascinates me how much people focus on whether it is happening or not and who is responsible INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY DEALING WITH IT/PREPARING FOR IT.

My newly acquired in-law got two kids from the region to our summer camp pro bono. (We would get more, but after COVID we reacjed full capacity. Haven’t had this many kids since early 00’s.

 

[DaveG]

if dogs are Claymation, then my dog is the Mr. Bill of dogs

Oh nooooooooooooo

 

[Roboturner913]

Always fascinates me how much people focus on whether it is happening or not and who is responsible INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY DEALING WITH IT/PREPARING FOR IT.

Why spend money, time and effort to deal with a problem when you can instead just deny it exists or cast blame on someone else for its existence?

 

[Roboturner913]

My new next door neighbor lady has a gigantic rear end. I'm a big butt guy but this is past the point of attractiveness, and yet I don't find it gross or revolting either. More than anything I'm just insanely curious how this happened and how she deals with it on a daily basis.

So I'm upstairs a few minutes ago and I'm supposed to be putting a laundry shelf together but I can see through the window said neighbor lady is in her backyard and she brought her big ol ass with her. And I'm watching and I'm so caught up in all my watching that I don't notice my wife come in and she looks out the window and says "Jesus Christ, if that's what you're into, I'm going to stop working out and just eat ice cream every night"

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

I heard you people like pictures of cats on top of refrigerators