How is the forensic audit going?

[Isignedupjustfothis]

It has been awhile since we were sold a bill of goods about an organizational forensic audit going on. Any updates?

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[Oilhawks]

Seems like the Bobby Nick's burger has been a success. Isn't that what the audit was all about?

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

 

[T-Funk]

f***ing burger... Fire that thing with the rest of them.

 

[oobga]

Last year was all Talbot's fault was basically the message I got from Nicholson. THis year, probably just players not buying in, need to get some bad team culture players out of here.

 

[Oilhawks]

Last year was all Talbot's fault was basically the message I got from Nicholson. THis year, probably just players not buying in, need to get some bad team culture players out of here.

Yup, then the year after will be goaltending or something again. The excuses never end for these cowards.

 

[BlackDogg]

I hate the sounds of that burger. I'd like to see the sales chart with this teams performance now.

BTW, don't try the Chia tea.

 

[Isignedupjustfothis]

Last year was all Talbot's fault was basically the message I got from Nicholson. THis year, probably just players not buying in, need to get some bad team culture players out of here.

Interesting that they kept Talbot around then. BN must not make the final call. Not all agree? Is he not the boss of Chia?

 

[MikeGrier99]

It has been awhile since we were sold a bill of goods about an organizational forensic audit going on. Any updates?

Remember when MacT had a monthly catastrophic press conference? They don't even try to sell their bull anymore.

 

[frag2]

Nicholson doing Forensic audit is akin to a detective murdering an innocent and then doing the investigation himself.

 

[Senor Catface]

Do you remember in high school or university when you got together with your friends to do some studying, but then you ended up having a casual drink, then you had another, then your whole group turned into a crazy bunch of booze bags, went to the bar, grinded up on some really not attractive girls, did some really awful shots, went to Steel Wheels to get some dirty pizza, then went back to a friends house to play some Wii Sports, then drunk dialed your ex and asked her if she wanted to come over, then drunk dialed every other girl when she said no, then woke up, super hungover and wondering what the hell just happened?

 

[belair]

After the OBC reign they were bound to find a few dead bodies. The morgue's pretty backed up considering it's Edmonton and all.

 

[Marty McSurly]

Last year was all Talbot's fault was basically the message I got from Nicholson. THis year, probably just players not buying in, need to get some bad team culture players out of here.

This year is the price they are paying for the success in the 80s.

It's the cyclical nature of sports, do you not know this?!?

 

[Little Fury]

We were told Chia had a 5 year plan, when does that kick in?

 

[BlackDogg]

Forensic audit also must take 5 years.

 

[oobga]

Interesting that they kept Talbot around then. BN must not make the final call. Not all agree? Is he not the boss of Chia?

Never doubt the power of hope. Nicholson seemed hopeful that Talbot was gonna go back to 16-17 form. 75 solid games to hide the teams deficiencies.

 

[oobga]

We were told Chia had a 5 year plan, when does that kick in?

They say the plan is on schedule. It's just being derailed by the players not living up to managements expectations. Can you really blame management for their hopes not becoming reality?

 

[TKB21]

Do you remember in high school or university when you got together with your friends to do some studying, but then you ended up having a casual drink, then you had another, then your whole group turned into a crazy bunch of booze bags, went to the bar, grinded up on some really not attractive girls, did some really awful shots, went to Steel Wheels to get some dirty pizza, then went back to a friends house to play some Wii Sports, then drunk dialed your ex and asked her if she wanted to come over, then drunk dialed every other girl when she said no, then woke up, super hungover and wondering what the hell just happened?

I had Nintendo 64 in high school but other then that it sounds about right....

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Management forgot to put the Oilers corpse in formaldehyde at the end of last year and now they have a rotting stinking decomposing body they are dealing with this year. Cant do an autopsy on that. Dr Frankenchia will get fired at the end of the season over it.

 

[Mowzie]

It has been awhile since we were sold a bill of goods about an organizational forensic audit going on. Any updates?

They had some issues setting cell formulas in Excel, so were in a holding pattern until they were able to hire a new administration person. I've been told they recently hired a hotshot grad from NAIT'S business admin program, and everything is back on track.

 

[Mowzie]

Seems like the Bobby Nick's burger has been a success. Isn't that what the audit was all about?

Funny how it sounds, but thinking back, letting Nicholson pick a trademark burger based on what he likes tells us all we need to know about this organization. That burger tastes like shit.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Funny how it sounds, but thinking back, letting Nicholson pick a trademark burger based on what he likes tells us all we need to know about this organization. That burger tastes like ****.

I have only had it once and it was ice cold. On the loge level they dont even sell it, they sell a burger called something else for the same price with less stuff. And it is still cold, and tastes like something dropped in the dirt and chucked back on the grill hoping nobody would notice.

 

[HockeyGuy1964]

Do you remember in high school or university when you got together with your friends to do some studying, but then you ended up having a casual drink, then you had another, then your whole group turned into a crazy bunch of booze bags, went to the bar, grinded up on some really not attractive girls, did some really awful shots, went to Steel Wheels to get some dirty pizza, then went back to a friends house to play some Wii Sports, then drunk dialed your ex and asked her if she wanted to come over, then drunk dialed every other girl when she said no, then woke up, super hungover and wondering what the hell just happened?

I had Nintendo 64 in high school but other then that it sounds about right....

I had an Atari so we now know this scenario has been going on for a loooooooong, loooooooong time.

 

[rboomercat90]

Some of you are acting like that forensic audit was actually a real thing instead of something that was said to shut everybody up.

 

[Senor Catface]

I had an Atari so we now know this scenario has been going on for a loooooooong, loooooooong time.

I had Nintendo 64 in high school but other then that it sounds about right....

Actually in high school I had an N64 as well...I was just trying to be relatable to the youth.