HFWF: The Reboot IX

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M.C.G. 31

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Oct 6, 2008
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G1 FRIDAY SPECIAL, BLOCK FINALS NIGHT
JULY 10, 2020

- Opening video package hype plays. Commentator hype in the arena for this special Friday production of HFWF TV.

RING ANNOUNCER RULES - It's announced that for tonight's special ONLY... the Block A and Block B final matches have a 60-minute time limit, and the battle royal & tag team match have 30-minute time limits!

PRE-MATCH - @Fro makes his way down to the ring and sits on commentary without a headset to take in the opening match.

MATCH 1 - @Emperoreddy vs. @Cor vs. @Mitchy vs. @SeidoN vs. @Scandale du Jour vs. @ColePens vs. Virtanen vs. Natey vs. @OmniSens vs. @Brudda - 10-Man Battle Royal; Winner Challenges Fro for the All Class Title
- As soon as the bell rings, Scandale and ColePens charge at each other and lay into each other, going to the corner and hammering at each other. Emperoreddy and Omni fight it out, Cor, Virtanen and Natey all go at it. Mitchy and SeidoN are staring at each other and talking trash in the middle of the ring, and things are getting tense as the fighting goes on around them, but suddenly they stop and slowly turn their heads... MITCHY AND SEIDON STARE DOWN NATEY IN THE CORNER! The fans pop big as Natey was a former Outcast member who turned his back on them. Natey realizes the situation he's in and yells, "OUTCASTS 4 LIFE" and holds up his fist, but Mitchy and SeidoN look at each other... AND HIT NATEY WITH A DOUBLE SUPERKICK TO A BIG POP! Natey falls back, and SEIDON HITS ANOTHER SUPERKICK! Mitchy pulls Natey up... BUCKLE BOMB ON NATEY! SEIDON WITH A SIDE KICK TO THE GUT, AND MITCHY WITH A CURB STOMP TO NATEY TO A BIG POP! Mitchy and SeidoN smile at each other, and they pull Natey up... AND SEIDON AND MITCHY TOSS NATEY TO A BIG POP!

***ELIMINATION #1: NATEY ELIMINATED BY MITCHY & SEIDON AT 1:30***

- Mitchy and SeidoN turn and now EMP TAKES BOTH MEN DOWN WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Emp turns and he clocks OmniSens! Emp turns and Virtanen charges, but Emp side steps so VIRTANEN RUNS INTO SCANDALE AND COLE IN THE CORNER AS THEY CONTINUE DESTROYING EACH OTHER! Emp charges and EMP HITS A HUGE SPLASH ON ALL THREE MEN! Emp lifts Virtanen up on his shoulders for the FU, but BRUDDA WITH A FRONT DROPKICK TO EMP! Emp drops Virt, and he charges at Brudda, but Brudda with a drop toe hold and Emp is draped over the middle rope. BRUDDA WITH A 619 ON EMP!!!! Emp is on his feet and staggered, and BRUDDA FOR A SPRINGBOARD, BUT EMP RECOVERS AND HE PUSHES BRUDDA OFF THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR, INTO THE GUARDRAIL TO A HUGE REACTION FROM THE CROWD AS BRUDDA IS ELIMINATED!!

***ELIMINATION #2: BRUDDA ELIMINATED BY EMPEROREDDY AT 3:00***

- Emp yells "f*** YOU" to Brudda, and then turns and Virtanen unloads on Emperoreddy. Cor joins in and they double team on Emp. Cor and Virtanen Irish whip Emp and drop him with a double reverse elbow. Cor lifts Virtanen up for a back suplex, but drops him with a leg drop on Emp! Cor turns and COR RUNS INTO A SUPERKICK FROM SCANDALE DU JOUR! Scandale pushes Cor out of the way now, and Virtanen tries fighting Scandale, but Scandale thwarts his attack and sends Virtanen into the corner. Scandale with a splash, but Scandale turns and COLEPENS CHARGES WITH A BIG SHOTGUN DROPKICK TO SCANDALE, CRUSHING HIM INTO VIRTANEN IN THE CORNER TO A BIG POP! ColePens mounts Scandale and hits him with more punches, but Omni now hits ColePens with rights. Omni sends Cole off the ropes, but he misses a clothesline. Cole continues, and Cole looks for a dropkick, but Omni catches Cole by his legs, and OMNI CATAPULTS COLEPENS TO THE ROPES, AND COLEPENS GOES OVER THE TOP BUT HE LANDS ON THE APRON! Omni gets up and SEIDON AND MITCHY HIT A DOUBLE SUPERKICK ON OMNI!
- They stand tall, and SCANDALE CHARGES AND WIPES OUT BOTH MEN WITH A RUNNING SINGLE LEG DROPKICK TO EACH OF THEM! Scandale gets up, and Scandale with a hard clothesline to Cor. Scandale with a running senton on Omni and Scandale now sees ColePens on the apron. SCANDALE CHARGES, BUT COLEPENS WITH A HIGH KICK FROM THE APRON! Scandale staggers back, but he charges and Cole with a shoulder block through the ropes... AND COLE THEN WITH A BACK BODY DROP AND HE LIFTS SCANDALE UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR TO A HUGE POP FROM THE CROWD!!! SCANDALE IS OUT!!!

***ELIMINATION #3: SCANDALE DU JOUR ELIMINATED BY COLEPENS AT 6:00***

- The fans pop big as ColePens falls into the ring and waves goodbye to Scandale du Jour, who looks absolutely pissed on the floor. ColePens turns and Virtanen and Cole exchange strikes. Cole gets the advantage, and Cole hits Virtanen with a dropkick. Cole stands tall, but suddenly, SCANDALE PULLS COLE FROM UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR! SCANDALE WHIPS COLEPENS HARD INTO THE GUARDRAIL REPEATEDLY, AND SCANDALE THEN HITS COLEPENS WITH AN APRON POWERBOMB TO MASSIVE HEAT!!! Scandale screams as Cole sells on the floor. Scandale rolls Cole into the ring and leaves. The heat is deafening as Mitchy, SeidoN and Cor stand and watch Scandale walk off. Cor suddenly turns and realizes both members of The Outcasts are staring at him. Cor tries begging off as they slowly approach... BUT SEIDON GOES TO ELIMINATE MITCHY, BUT MITCHY LANDS ON THE APRON AND SLDIES BACK INTO THE RING! Mitchy and SeidoN stare each other down as Mitchy is PISSED. The crowd is buzzing... OMNI IS UP AND SHOVES SEIDON INTO MITCHY!
- Omni eggs Cor in to help him. Omni lays into SeidoN, but Cor and Omni turn to exchange blows with each other instead. Omni gets the advantage, telling Cor that he's the only movie star in the HFWF, but as they're going at it with each other, VIRTANEN LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE TOP WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY TO OMNI AND COR, WIPING THEM BOTH OUT TO A BIG POP! Virtanen charges and lays into Emperoreddy in the corner now. Virt off the ropes dodges a clothesline attempt from Emp, and Virtanen hits Emp with a hurricanrana! Emp in the corner, and Virtanen with a monkey flip! Virtanen pulls SeidoN up, and VIRTANEN WITH A TORNADO DDT ON SEIDON! Virtanen with a running dropkick to Mitchy in the corner! Mitchy staggers out, and VIRTANEN FOR A RUNNING BOOT BUT MITCHY SIDE STEPS! Mitchy with a side kick to the gut, and MITCHY WITH A BUCKLE BOMB ON VIRTANEN! Virtanen staggers out and MITCHY TOSSES VIRTANEN!

***ELIMINATION #4: VIRTANEN ELIMINATED BY MITCHY AT 10:00***

- Mitchy is the lone man standing, and he turns and sees ColePens just now getting up to his feet. ColePens stares at Mitchy. ColePens challenges Mitchy to bring it on, and the two men charge at each other. Mitchy gets the advantage as Cole is hurt, and Mitchy works away at Cole in the corner. Mitchy runs for a forearm smash, but Cole moves and Mitchy crashes in the corner! Cole off the ropes, and COLE WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK TO MITCHY INTO THE CORNER! Mitchy staggers out, and COLEPENS FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT, BUT MITCHY MOVES! Cole lands on his feet, and MITCHY FOR A BUCKLE BOMB, BUT COLEPENS COUNTERS INTO A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB! ColePens pops up, and SEIDON FOR A SUPERKICK, BUT COLEPENS CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS AND TRIES DUMPING HIM OVER THE TOP, BUT SEIDON BLOCKS BY HOLDING THE ROPES AND SEIDON COUNTERS INTO A REVERSE RANA TO A HUGE POP FROM THE CROWD!
- SeidoN turns and OMNI HITS A BIG FLYING CLOTHESLINE ON SEIDON! SeidoN pops up and Omni drops him with a spinebuster! OMNI FOR THE OMNI ELBOW, BUT COR CUTS HIM OFF WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Cor with a big splash in the corner, and Cor off the ropes, but OMNI WITH A SPINEBUSTER ON COR! OMNI FOR THE OMNI ELBOW... BUT EMPEROREDDY NOW CUTS OMNI OFF, HE HAS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS... AND EMP DELIVERS THE FU OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR TO OMNI TO A HUGE POP!

***ELIMINATION #5: OMNISENS ELIMINATED BY EMPEROREDDY AT 14:00***

- Emperoreddy, SeidoN, Mitchy, Cor and ColePens remain. Emp is standing tall as an insane crowd starts a "f*** f*** f***" chant. Emp turns, waiting for someone to get up. The remaining other four men are all getting up in separate corners. Emp charges and splashes SeidoN! Then runs across to splash Cole! To the other corner to splash Cor! Then Mitchy! Emp hits all four corners three more times each before they stagger out, and EMP LIFTS COR UP ON HIS SHOULDERS... BUT COR SLIDES DOWN! Emp is pushed off, but he clocks Cor with a big clothesline! EMP LIFTS SEIDON UP AND DROPS HIM WITH AN FU ON TOP OF COR'S BODY! Emp gets up, and EMP LIFTS MITCHY UP NOW, BUT MITCHY CLIMBS DOWN! Mitchy pushes Emp off the ropes, but Emp blocks a kick attempt to the gut. EMP HAS MITCHY ON HIS SHOULDERS AND DROPS HIM WITH AN ELECTRIC CHAIR! Emp gets up, but COLEPENS CHARGES WITH A FOREARM SMASH! Emp looks for a right, but Cole dodges and kicks the back of Emp's leg. COLE FOR A REVERSE SUPLEX, BUT EMP FLIPS THROUGH BUT LANDS ON THE APRON OVER THE TOP ROPE! They exchange blows before Emp pulls Cole over the top and to the apron now. They exchange rights and lefts, but Emp gets control. EMP LIFTS COLE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE FU ON THE APRON, AIMING FOR THE FLOOR... BUT COR CHARGES, DROPKICKING THE BACK OF EMP WITH COLE ON TOP, AND BOTH MEN CRASH DOWN TO THE FLOOR TO A HUGE POP!!! COR ELIMINATES BOTH MEN!

***ELIMINATION #6 & #7: EMPEROREDDY & COLEPENS ELIMINATED BY COR AT 18:00***

- "Ring ring ring" chants break out now as Cor stands by the ropes and smirks as he looks at Emperoreddy and Cole. Emperoreddy is pissed on the floor, kicking at the steps and staring at Cor. Cor turns around and MITCHY AND SEIDON HIT A DOUBLE SUPERKICK ON COR, KNOCKING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND COR IS ELIMINATED! MITCHY AND SEIDON REMAIN!

***ELIMINATION #8: COR ELIMINATED BY MITCHY & SEIDON AT 19:00***

- The fans pop big as Emp stands over Cor's fallen body on the floor. "f*** YOU" Emp screams as he walks off. Mitchy and SeidoN now stand tall in the ring and realize they're the final two as the fans are buzzing. Mitchy and SeidoN circle the ring and exchange words. Fro is shown on the edge of his seat at ringside. Mitchy and SeidoN circle, and then exchange a flurry of strikes in the center of the ring to a big pop! Mitchy gets the advantage and he takes SeidoN down with a forearm smash. He hits another forearm smash. Mitchy runs by SeidoN and then drops him with a slingblade! SeidoN in the corner and Mitchy hits a forearm smash. Mitchy off the ropes and he looks for a running dropkick, but SeidoN dodges it! SeidoN runs off the ropes and he hits a rolling forearm smash to Mitchy, so Mitchy sells with a bounce off the ropes and MITCHY FIRES BACK WITH A BICYCLE KNEE! SeidoN is staggered, and Mitchy looks for a back suplex, but SeidoN flips through and SeidoN hits a back kick to the gut of Mitchy. SEIDON GRABS MITCHY AND DROPS HIM WITH SLICED BREAD #2!
- SeidoN sits Mitchy up and hits him with forearms to the back of his head. SeidoN pulls Mitchy up and SEIDON FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT MITCHY FLIPS THROUGH AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! Mitchy goes for a roundhouse kick, but SeidoN dodges, and SEIDON HITS A STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN SUPLEX ON MITCHY! Mitchy is on his knees crawling to the corner next, and SEIDON HITS A RUNNING BOOT TO THE SIDE OF MITCHY'S HEAD! SeidoN pulls Mitchy up, and SEIDON FOR USHIGIROSHI, BUT MITCHY LANDS ON HIS FEET! Mitchy with a side kick to the gut, and MITCHY FOR A CURB STOMP, BUT SEIDON MOVES AND MITCHY INSTEAD HITS A POPUP DROPKICK TO SEIDON INSTEAD TO A BIG POP! SeidoN back in the corner, and Mitchy charges, but SeidoN lifts Mitchy up in the corner but Mitchy lands on his feet on the middle turnbuckle, and Mitchy hits a back kick to push SeidoN off. SeidoN staggers back, and MITCHY FOR A BLOCKBUSTER, BUT SEIDON CATCHES HIM! SEIDON LOOKS FOR A MUSCLE BUSTER, BUT MITCHY WIGGLES FREE AND IS ON HIS FEET! MITCHY FOR A SUPERKICK, BUT SEIDON CATCHES HIM FOR AN ELECTRIC CHAIR AND THROWS HIM DOWN FOR A KNEE LIFT TO THE FACE! MITCHY ON HIS KNEES, AND SEIDON HITS A BIG SHINING WIZARD!!!
- SeidoN gets up slowly as the fans are buzzing for this action. SeidoN sets up in the corner and he's measuring Mitchy up. He has a superkick in mind... Mitchy slowly gets up, SEIDON MISSES THE SUPERKICK, THOUGH, AND MITCHY WITH A BACK SUPLEX INTO A REVERSE NECKBREAKER! SeidoN gets to his knees holding the back of his head, and MITCHY WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF SEIDON'S HEAD! Mitchy pulls SeidoN up, BUCKLE BOMB CONNECTS!!! SeidoN falls forward... MITCHY FOR THE CURB STOMP, BUT SEIDON SIDE STEPS IT AGAIN AND SEIDON HITS MITCHY WITH A SUPERKICK! MITCHY OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT HE LANDS ON THE APRON!!! SEIDON FALLS BACK AND THINKS HE'S WON IT! Mitchy is on the apron, and SeidoN turns and realizes Mitchy is still alive! SeidoN looks pissed, so SEIDON LOOKS FOR ANOTHER SUPERKICK TO PUT MITCHY AWAY, BUT MITCHY BRUSHES SEIDON ASIDE AND HITS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK FROM THE APRON TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Mitchy grabs SeidoN for a suplex, but SeidoN grabs the top and wiggles free, but SeidoN is on the apron now! Both, Mitchy and SeidoN are fighting it out on the apron, exchanging strikes and trying to throw one another off. SEIDON GOES BEHIND MITCHY AND TRIES TO DELIVER A GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE RING APRON AND TO THE FLOOR!!! RISKY PLAY... BUT MITCHY POWERS BACK UP AND HITS ELBOWS TO FIGHT SEIDON OFF! Both men are staggered on the apron again. They exchange punches, and then knife edge chops. Mitchy turns to forearm strikes, but neither man is budging. They pause... AND THEY EACH GO FOR A SUPERKICK AT THE SAME TIME, HITTING EACH OTHER TO A BIG POP... AND BOTH MEN FALL OFF THE APRON AND DROP TO THE FLOOR AT THE SAME TIME!!!! WHAT!?

RESULT: Mitchy & SeidoN each eliminate each other last @ 29:00.

Post-match:
Both men are down as the fans are confused. FRO RUNS ACROSS THE RING, AND FRO IS NOW STOMPING ON MITCHY AND SEIDON TO MASSIVE HEAT! Fro rolls SeidoN and Mitchy into the ring. Fro piles them on top of each other, Fro goes up top, and FRO WITH A COUP DE GRACE ON BOTH MEN!!! The heat is deafening as Fro has a big smile on his face.

Fro grabs a microphone. Fro says it appears that both men are LOSERS and neither man will get a chance at this title. Fro says it's time MCG bring him some real competition. @M.C.G. 31 COMES OUT TO A MIXED REACTION. MCG appears on the top of the stage, and MCG tells Fro that he's wrong... MCG tells Fro that neither man technically lost... nor did they win. MCG can either restart this battle royal... but after the stunt Fro just pulled and the attack, he has a better idea instead. TOMORROW NIGHT AT KINGS OF WRESTLING... FRO DEFENDS THE ALL CLASS TITLE AGAINST MITCHY... AND SEIDON IN A TRIPLE-THREAT MATCH! The crowd explodes as Fro is shaking his head in anger repeatedly shouting "NO!" MCG smirks before leaving.

PROMO - @Serac pre-taped. "What does it mean to become champion?" Serac says the world. Serac says for over 18 months he was looked at as the third wheel in The Outcasts. Serac says he gets it. He didn't step up to challenge MCG at the right time. He didn't win or even get a chance in a fatal four-way to earn a World Title match at Night to Remember. He understands that. Which is why he lets his actions do the talking for him. And for the last 18 months while The Outcasts were still standing tall, he was finally getting his shine. The people were finally talking about him. The spotlight was finally on him and yeah, maybe his G1 tournament wasn't the best... but he pinned the World Champion. He says that counts for something, and MCG clearly thought so too. Serac says he's let Mitchy and SeidoN lead the way for a bit, but it's time for him to grab the reigns and bring the HFWF World Championship to The Outcasts once and for all.

PROMO - @End of Line is shown in a dark area. End of Line asks what a machine truly is when there's no power behind it. It's just there. It does nothing. It ages. It degrades. It becomes useless. End of Line says he was once a member of a broken machine that aged, degraded and became worthless. That's when he reevaluated everything. That's when he set his mind free and he became one with the world instead of one with the machine. He asks what happens when The Gongshow loses his World Title tomorrow? What power does the machine have with no World champion. End of Line laughs, and tells The Gongshow it's not too late. He says he can save The Gongshow. End of Line says he can free his mind and let him be one with the world. End of Line tells The Gongshow that all he has to do is let him lead the way and to follow him on the path to freedom. End of Line tells The Gongshow that his power disappears tomorrow...

PROMO - @PeterSidorkiewicz hypes up the World Title match tomorrow. He says it's a great honour to share the ring with such respected, talented individuals like End of Line and Serac... and then there's also The Gongshow, who's going to be there and do that snake thing and sneak in and go for the GSC, but not on Peter's watch. Peter said last night, he proved just how quick one Helluva Kick can hit you, just like a GSC can. Peter says he was the first ever All Class Champion, and he's going to become the World Champion tomorrow night. Simple as that.

MATCH 2 - FTR (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder) vs. God's Gift to Wrestling (@BonMorrison & @Paris in Flames) - Winners Challenge for the Tag Titles at KOW
- Wilder and Bon start. They go for a test of strength, but Wilder kicks Bon in the gut. Wilder works over Bon quickly with blows to the back. He sends him off the ropes and looks for a reverse elbow, but Bon dodges it. He continues off the ropes and drops Wilder with a shoulder block. Bon off the ropes, up and over on Wilder, Bon continues and Wilder tries a leap frog, but BON CATCHES WILDER OUT OF MID-AIR ON HIS SHOULDER AND DROPS HIM WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER TO A BIG POP! Bon tags in Paris, and PARIS WITH A SLINGSHOT ELBOW DROP ON WILDER! PARIS FOR THE EARLY COVER, BUT WILDER KICKS OUT! Paris hits repeated kicks to the chest of Wilder next, and then looks for a boot, but Wilder dodges. Wilder lifts Paris up for a back suplex, but Paris flips through. Paris for a roll up, but Wilder kicks out at two! Both men are up, and Wilder looks for a clothesline, but Paris dodges it. Paris off the ropes and he hits a running dropkick to Wilder, sending him back to the ropes. Paris off the ropes, but Dawson reaches for him from the apron. Paris exchanges words, but this is enough for Wilder to attack Paris and get the advantage. Wilder with hard blows to the back of Paris.
- Wilder with a scoop slam to Paris. He goes up on the middle turnbuckle, and Wilder tags in Dawson. Wilder with a diving elbow drop off the middle turnbuckle, and Dawson now goes up and hits a diving elbow drop off the top rope. Dawson for the cover, but Paris kicks out at two! Dawson repeatedly stomps away at Paris and then clobbers him with hard rights. Dawson lifts Paris up, DAWSON DROPS PARIS GUT FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE WITH A SUPLEX! Dawson tags in Wilder. Wilder enters the ring, and DAWSON AND WILDER CHARGE AND HIT A DOUBLE KNEE SMASH TO A DRAPING PARIS OFF THE TOP ROPE! The fans pop for the spot. Wilder off the middle rope hits repeated knee drops to the chest of Paris. Wilder tags in Dawson. Dawson enters and hits repeated stomps to the chest of Paris as these tags are fast and furious. Dawson pulls Paris up and hits him with hard punches in the corner. Dawson mounts Paris in the corner and drives his knee in Paris' face as he poses to heat from the crowd. Paris tries fighting him off, but Wilder now attacks with body punches from the ring apron. Dawson kicks at Paris in the gut. Dawson turns back, taunts Bon, and then charges back at Paris in the corner, but PARIS MOVES AND DAWSON CRASHES CHEST FIRST IN THE CORNER! Paris finds the opening, and PARIS WITH A TORNADO DDT, USING DASH WILDER ON THE APRON AS HIS LAUNCH, TO DROP DAWSON TO A BIG POP AS WILDER ALSO FALLS OUT TO THE FLOOR!
- Paris starts the crawl to his corner, but Dawson catches up and grabs Paris' foot. PARIS TRIES KICKING DAWSON OFF, BUT DAWSON HOLDS ON! HE PULLS PARIS AWAY... BUT PARIS WITH A SMALL PACKAGE, BUT DAWSON KICKS OUT AT TWO! Both men are up and Dawson hits a hard strike to the chest of Paris! Paris falls back, and PARIS LOOKS FOR A SIDE KICK, BUT DAWSON COUNTERS! Dawson for a full nelson slam, but Paris wiggles free and Dawson places Paris on the apron. Paris fights back with reverse elbows to Dawson, and then hits a high kick to send Dawson back! Dawson staggers away... HE CHARGES BACK, PARIS LOOKS FOR A SLINGSHOT SPEAR, BUT DAWSON GETS HIS KNEE UP IN PARIS' FACE! Dawson chokes Paris over the middle rope and is forced to break at the count of four, and while he argues with the referee, DASH WILDER CARRIES PARIS OFF THE RING APRON AND DROPS HIM ON THE FLOOR WITH A MASSIVE BACK SUPLEX! Paris screams in pain on the floor! Wilder rolls Paris back into the ring, DAWSON FOR THE COVER, PARIS GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- Dawson tags in Wilder. Dawson with a backbreaker, and he holds Paris in position as WILDER JUMPS OFF THE TOP WITH A LEG DROP ACROSS PARIS' CHEST! WILDER FOR THE COVER, PARIS KICKS OUT AT TWO! Paris reaches out to his corner, but he's too far. Wilder taunts Bon before going back to work on Paris, but Paris tries fighting back. Paris hits some punches to the gut, but Wilder cuts him off with knees and more blows to the back. Wilder sends Paris into the corner HARD! Dawson holds Paris in the corner by his arms, exposing his back, and Wilder goes to work with hard punches and knee strikes to the back. Wilder tags in Dawson. Dawson enters the ring and takes a knee. WILDER LOOKS FOR A POWERBOMB BACKBREAKER ONTO DAWSON'S KNEE, BUT PARIS COUNTERS AND LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND WILDER! Paris off the ropes, and he shoves Wilder into Dawson to a pop! He finds an opening, and PARIS WITH A TORNADO DDT ON WILDER, USING DAWSON AS HIS LAUNCHING PAD THIS TIME! The fans pop big as both men are down. Paris starts crawling to his corner for the tag to Bon... PARIS JUMPS FOR THE TAG, BUT DAWSON PULLS BON OFF THE APRON AND WHIPS HIM BACK INTO THE GUARDRAIL!
- The fans boo big, and WILDER ATTACKS PARIS FROM BEHIND! Paris is being double teamed as Dawson is the legal man. FTR send Paris hard into the opposite corner. WILDER IRISH WHIPS DAWSON INTO PARIS IN THE CORNER, BUT PARIS GETS HIS BOOT UP IN DAWSON'S FACE! Wilder next, but Paris gets the elbow up! Paris up on the middle rope, and he jumps back for a sunset flip on Dawson, but Dawson rolls through! Dawson for a jackknife pin on Paris, but Paris kicks out at two! Both men are up, PARIS CHARGES TO DAWSON, BUT PARIS RUNS INTO THE SHATTER MACHINE!!!!! THE CROWD POPS!!! DAWSON FOR THE COVER..... BUT BONMORRISON BREAKS IT UP AT THE LSAT MOMENT TO A BIG POP! Bon and Wilder go at it with each other now and Bon dumps Wilder out to the floor! Dawson is up and he goes at it with Bon now, but Bon fights back and sends Dawson into the corner. Bon stomps away but the referee pulls him off. Bon and the referee argue, and from behind, DASH WILDER FROM THE APRON DRAPES PARIS' THROAT FIRST OVER THE TOP ROPE! The fans explode with heat as Bon tries to go back to get at them, but the argument continues, and as the referee is distracted, WILDER HAS PARIS UP FOR A POWERBOMB, DAWSON GOES UP TOP FOR A FLYING CLOTHESLINE, BUT PARIS COUNTERS! DAWSON CRASHES TO THE MAT BELOW AS PARIS HITS WILDER WITH A FRANKENSTEINER TO A HUGE POP! Bon finally goes out to the apron... Paris begins the crawl... Wilder tries grabbing at the foot, but Paris kicks him off and continues... Dawson gets on top of Paris with a front face lock, but PARIS POWERS UP AND SENDS DAWSON BACK WITH A BACK BODY DROP! PARIS CRAWLS... AND PARIS TAGS IN BON TO A BIG POP!
- Bon over the top and he charges at FTR! He wipes both men out with repeated clotheslines! Bon charges with running knees in the corner to Dawson & Wilder. BON WITH A BULLDOG ON WILDER AND A CLOTHESLINE ON DAWSON IN UNISON! The crowd pops big as Bon now climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and BON WITH A DIVING FRONT DROPKICK TO DAWSON! Bon and Dawson the legal men, Wilder charges, but BON SIDE STEPS AND WILDER GOES THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR, AND PARIS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS UP WITH A RUNNING SOMERSAULT SENTON OFF THE APRON TO WILDER ON THE FLOOR TO A HUGE POP! In the ring, Dawson looks for a hard clothesline, but Bon runs off the ropes and catches him with a running big boot! Dawson is staggered and Bon continues off the ropes and hits a big running knee lift and looks for a neckbreaker, but Dawson counters! DAWSON ROLLS BON UP, BUT BON KICKS OUT AT TWO! Both men pop up, and Dawson sends Bon back into the corner! Dawson runs towards the opposite corner, but Bon follows and BON WITH A BIG SPLASH TO DAWSON IN THE CORNER! Bon lifts Dawson up for a suplex, but Dawson counters it and finds his footing on the apron! DAWSON FOR A FOREARM SMASH, BUT BON BLOCKS AND HITS A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT... AND PARIS SUDDENLY RUNS AND FLIPS INTO A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OFF THE APRON AND TO THE FLOOR BELOW TO A HUUUUGE POP FROM THE CROWD! PARIS ROLLS DAWSON IN FOR BON TO COVER..... BUT DAWSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!!
- Paris up on the apron now. Bon sends Dawson into the corner, and Bon hits a big splash. Bon tags Paris in. Bon with a snapmare, he runs off the ropes and hits a big running boot to Dawson, and PARIS FOLLOWS UP WITH A SLINGSHOT ELBOW DROP! Bon out on the apron, Paris tags Bon in again, and BON FOLLOWS UP WITH A SLINGSHOT LEG DROP! BON FOR THE COVER.... DAWSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF! Bon tags in Paris again. BON LIFTS DAWSON UP, AND PARIS OFF THE ROPES DROPS DAWSON WITH A HART ATTACK! COVER... DAWSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF AGAIN! Bon and Paris look at each other and now set up in opposite corners as the fans pop big. DAWSON IN POSITION, BON & PARIS FOR THE DOUBLE KNEE SMASH, BUT DAWSON DODGES IT! WILDER RUNS IN AND PUSHES PARIS FROM BEHIND INTO THE CORNER! BON LOOKS FOR A BIG BOOT, HE MISSES... HE TURNS INTO A SHATTER MACHINE!!!! DAWSON FOR THE COVER AS WILDER STANDS GUARD... BUT PARIS IS LEGAL, AND PARIS JUMPS OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB INTO THE COVER ATTEMPT TO A BIG POP!
- Wilder to the ropes, and Paris charges, but Wilder lifts him up and over! Wilder tries for a punch, but Paris blocks and hits a high kick on Wilder! DAWSON CHARGES, BUT PARIS LOOKS FOR A SLINGSHOT SPEAR, BUT DAWSON CATCHES HIM IN A DRAPING DDT POSITION, BUT DAWSON HOLDS HIM AND WILDER RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND LEAPS OVER DAWSON'S BACK TO DROP A SEATED SENTON ON THE BACK OF THE DRAPING PARIS!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! FTR picks Paris up and sets up for a Shatter Machine, but BON SAVES THE DAY!!! WILDER CHARGES, BUT BON PULLS THE ROPE DOWN AND WILDER GOES OUT TO THE FLOOR... AND PARIS CHARGES AND WIPES HIM OUT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES TO A HUGE POP!! Paris on the apron, and BON CATCHES DAWSON WITH A BIG BOOT, SENDING DAWSON BACK INTO A SLINGSHOT DDT FROM PARIS TO A HUGE POP!!! PARIS FOR THE COVER.... DAWSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND THREE QUARTERS!!!!
- Paris looks and goes over to Bon on the apron, WILDER TAGS HIMSELF IN IN THE BACKGROUND. PARIS AND BON DON'T REALIZE IT! PARIS TAGS IN BON! Paris grabs Dawson, who tries fighting free, but Paris pulls him into the middle of the ring, and BON HITS A SLINGSHOT SHOULDER BLOCK AS PARIS WHIPS DAWSON TOWARDS THE ROPES! Bon and Paris now set up in opposite corners... they still don't realize Wilder is out... DOUBLE KNEE SMASH SET UP, BUT WILDER PULLS PARIS OUT OF THE RING AND TO THE FLOOR! BON CHARGES, BUT DAWSON LIFTS HIM UP AND WILDER RUNS INTO POSITION AND CATCHES HIM WITH THE SHATTER MACHINE!!!!! WILDER FOR THE COVER ON BON... AND IT'S GOOD!!!! FTR ARE GOING TO CHALLENGE FOR THE TAG TITLES!!!!

RESULT: FTR def. BonMorrison & Paris in Flames @ 24:00.

Post-match:
The fans pop for the finish to that spectacular tag team match. Wilder and Dawson hug in the middle of the ring. We see highlights of the spectacular tag action. Back live, Paris looks pissed sitting against the guardrail. Dash Wilder and Scott Dawson stand tall. @Dr Pepper and @jbell886 come out and stand on the top of the stage and stare down FTR in the ring.

PROMO - @The Gongshow is shown sitting in the locker room looking at the World Title resting on a bench. Gongshow talks to himself, saying MCG thinks he lost the fire in his eyes? He thinks the G1 was a disappointment. Gongshow looks into the camera, and says he's going to show MCG true disappointment when he puts three HFWF talents on the shelf for good when he kicks each and every single one of them in their skulls and walks out of Kings of Wrestling with the title.

HYPE - G1 recap. UnrealMachine vs. Legendary AC hype video.

MATCH 3 - @UnrealMachine vs. @The Catalyst - Block B Finals, 60-Minute Time Limit

- The fans pop as the bell rings. AC instantly charges to lay into UnrealMachine, but UnrealMachine pushes AC off. AC charges again to get more strikes in. Unreal pushes him off. AC charges again and hits more strikes to Unreal in the corner, but Unreal pushes AC off. AC charges back, but UnrealMachine moves. UnrealMachine has AC in the corner now, but a shoulder block attempt is blocked with a knee. AC hits more strikes, backing Unreal to the ropes. AC Irish whips him, but Unreal counters and looks for a big clothesline but AC avoids it. He continues off the ropes and hits UnrealMachine with a big flying forearm smash, but UnrealMachine remains on his feet! AC continues off the ropes and hits another, but Unreal remains on his feet again. AC hits a third, but Unreal only falls back against the ropes. LEGENDARY AC CHARGES AGAIN, BUT UNREALMACHINE CATCHES HIM WITH A KNEE! UnrealMachine clobbers the back of Legendary AC now. Unreal throws AC like a rag doll into the corner and hits him with repeated shoulder blocks in the corner. UnrealMachine sends AC hard into the opposite corner and charges for a launching hip attack, but AC moves out of the way to a big pop!
- Legendary AC runs off the ropes and hits a big forearm smash to the side of UnrealMachine's head! AC off the ropes again and he hits a running dropkick to the side of Unreal's head. Unreal rests on the middle rope, and AC CHARGES WITH A RUNNING SENTON, CHOKING UNREAL OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! Legendary AC up top, Unreal is staggered, LEGENDARY AC LAUNCHES HIMSELF, BUT UNREALMACHINE CATCHES HIM! BELLY-TO-BELLY... BUT AC SLAPS BOTH SIDES OF UNREAL'S HEAD! Unreal releases his grip, and AC FOR THE EARLY CHAOS TRIGGER, BUT UNREALMACHINE LAUNCHES AC UP AND OVER WITH A BIG BACK BODY DROP! AC gets up, and UnrealMachine damn near decapitates AC with a vicious clothesline! UnrealMachine rolls AC on his stomach and UnrealMachine starts hitting repeated knees to the back of Legendary AC. UnrealMachine switches to forearms and elbows now, before mounting Legendary AC and clobbering his head with vicious strikes. UnrealMachine pulls Legendary AC up and whips him hard into the corner. AC staggers out, UNREALMACHINE FOR A SIDEWALK SLAM, BUT AC ROLLS THROUGH! AC OFF THE ROPES FOR A RUNNING CROSSBODY, BUT UNREALMACHINE CATCHES HIM AND HITS HIM WITH REPEATED GUT BUSTERS OVER HIS KNEE! UNREALMACHINE LAUNCHES LEGENDARY AC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE F5... BUT LEGENDARY AC CLIMBS DOWN AND HE POSTS UNREALMACHINE SHOULDER FIRST TO A BIG POP!
- Legendary AC sells his back as he slips out to the apron. UnrealMachine gets himself off the post but is sticking through the ropes, and LEGENDARY AC RUNS ALONG THE APRON AND JUMPS OFF, HITTING A SWINGING NECKBREAKER TO THE DRAPING UNREALMACHINE IN THE PROCESS ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON!!!! THE CROWD EXPLODES AS UNREALMACHINE DROPS HARD TO THE FLOOR AS COMMENTARY HAS NEVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE! Legendary AC sells along the guardrail as the referee checks on UnrealMachine, who looks shaken up on the floor, but stirring. UnrealMachine slowly gets up and Legendary AC goes up to the apron. LEGENDARY AC FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT, BUT UNREALMACHINE CATCHES HIM ON HIS SHOULDER! UNREALMACHINE AIMS FOR THE RING POST, BUT LEGENDARY AC CLIMBS DOWN AND SHOVES UNREALMACHINE INTO THE RING POST CHEST AND FACE FIRST! UnrealMachine is slumped over against the ring post, and LEGENDARY AC HITS A RUNNING DROPKICK TO DRIVE UNREALMACHINE INTO THE RING POST SOME MORE! UnrealMachine is down and he's hurt!
- UnrealMachine crawls towards the guardrail now. AC rolls in and out of the ring to reset the count. Unreal gets up along the guardrail, AC CHARGES BUT UNREALMACHINE LIFTS AC UP AND OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND AC CRASHES HARD ON THE CONCRETE IN THE CROWD! UnrealMachine staggers forward, selling the effects of the match as AC sells his back on the floor in the crowd. UnrealMachine steps over the guardrail and goes after AC now. UnrealMachine repeatedly hits away at AC with knee lifts to the gut. UnrealMachine sends AC back, and UNREALMACHINE TRIES TO WHIP AC INTO THE GUARDRAIL HARD, BUT AC AVOIDS IT BY JUMPING OFF A CHAIR AND BACK TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! UnrealMachine charges, looking furious, but LEGENDARY AC DROPKICKS THE GUARDRAIL INTO THE GUT OF UNREALMACHINE TO A BIG POP! UnrealMachine staggers back, holding his gut, and LEGENDARY AC CHARGES AND LEAPS OVER THE GUARDRAIL TO WIPE OUT UNREALMACHINE IN THE CROWD WITH A CROSSBODY TO A HUGE POP! Legendary AC mounts UnrealMachine and lays into him with hard rights on the floor.
- AC steps back to the ringside area and rolls in and out of the ring to reset the count. Commentary says NO ONE has ever taken the fight to UnrealMachine like this and things aren't looking good for the big man. Legendary AC climbs up and keeps his balancing on the top of the guardrail, and AC JUMPS OFF TOWARDS UNREALMACHINE, BUT UNREALMACHINE CATCHES AC OUT OF MID-AIR AND HITS HIM WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY ON THE CONCRETE!!!! OH MY GOD! The fans let out a "holy shit" chant as UnrealMachine sits up selling the effects of the match while Legendary AC sells his back. UnrealMachine pulls AC up and UnrealMachine with a hip toss over the guardrail and back to the ringside area. UnrealMachine back in the ringside area now. He picks AC up, and UNREALMACHINE RAMS LEGENDARY AC SPINE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! HE DOES THIS REPEATEDLY BEFORE DROPPING HIM BACK FIRST ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON! UnrealMachine pushes Legendary AC back into the ring. UnrealMachine re-enters, and UNREALMACHINE GOES FOR THE COVER, BUT LEGENDARY AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- "AC" chants break out as UnrealMachine gets up, selling the effects and walking around the body of AC. UnrealMachine mocks the "AC" chant, clapping along with the crowd and yelling "LET'S GO AC" which gets boos from the crowd. UnrealMachine pulls Legendary AC up, but AC tries to valiantly fight back with punches, but UnrealMachine hits hard knees to the side of AC's head. UnrealMachine recklessly throws AC chest first into the corner, and UnrealMachine unloads with hard shoulder blocks to the back of Legendary AC in the corner. UnrealMachine runs to the opposite corner and back, and UnrealMachine hits a big running hip attack to AC's back in the corner! AC staggers out, UNREALMACHINE OFF THE ROPES AND HE LOOKS FOR A SPEAR, BUT LEGENDARY AC LEAP FROGS TO AVOID IT AT THE LAST MOMENT! AC turns and approaches UnrealMachine, but UNREALMACHINE DROPS LEGENDARY AC WITH A MONSTROUS SPINEBUSTER! UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER.... AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT! UnrealMachine mounts Legendary AC and hits a flurry of stiff, hard strikes to the head of Legendary AC. UnrealMachine gets up and leans against the ropes looking furious. UnrealMachine dead lifts Legendary AC... AND UNREALMACHINE WITH A BIG TIME GERMAN SUPLEX TO LEGENDARY AC! UnrealMachine throws Legendary AC around like a rag doll as he hits a half dozen Germans.
- The fans boo as UnrealMachine pulls off his MMA gloves. UnrealMachine laughs. He drops to his knees, and UnrealMachine hits stiff bare fist punches to the ribs of Legendary AC. UnrealMachine mounts Legendary AC and hits bare fist stiff punches to the head of Legendary AC. They're closed fist, so the referee is barking at Unreal that he'll disqualify him, which prompts Unreal to get up and back the referee into the corner to intimidate him. UnrealMachine turns and jogs towards Legendary AC, who was on all fours, to hit him with a hard running knee to the gut. UnrealMachine pulls Legendary AC up and lifts him up for a powerslam, but UnrealMachine rams AC into the corner instead and ties him in the tree of woe. UNREALMACHINE OUT OF THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND HE HITS A BIG RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK TO THE GUT OF LEGENDARY AC AS HE'S IN THE TREE OF WOE! Legendary AC is dangling, hanging upside down and looks lifeless. UnrealMachine carries Legendary AC out of the corner and on his shoulders... UNREALMACHINE HAS LEGENDARY AC IN AN INVERTED FIREMAN'S CARRY, AND UNREALMACHINE HITS AN INVERTED FIREMAN'S CARRY NECKBREAKER ON LEGENDARY AC!!! UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER..... BUT LEGENDARY AC SOMEHOW GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!! The fans pop BIG as Legendary AC has some life but UnrealMachine sits up and laughs instead. UNREALMACHINE SCOOPS LEGENDARY AC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR A PROPER F5 THIS TIME.... AND UNREALMACHINE HITS IT!!! UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER... AND UNREALMACHINE IS GOING TO THE G1 CLIMAX!!!




NOOOOOOOOO!!!! LEGENDARY AC GETS HIS FOOT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO A HUUUUUGE POP!!!! UNREALMACHINE LOOKS PISSED AS THE REFEREE EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED.
UnrealMachine pulls himself up and laughs as he looks down at Legendary AC. UnrealMachine mocks the crowd with another "LET'S GO AC" chant to rile them up to massive heat. UnrealMachine pulls Legendary AC up and UNREALMACHINE SCOOPS LEGENDARY AC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE F5 AGAIN! THE HEAT IS DEAFENING... BUT LEGENDARY AC COMES TO, AND HE STARTS HITTING UNREALMACHINE WITH ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! THE CROWD POPS BIG... AND LEGENDARY AC CLIMBS DOWN AFTER HITTING REPEATED ELBOWS TO UNREALMACHINE, AND LEGENDARY AC THEN SHOVES UNREALMACHINE CHEST FIRST INTO THE CORNER, BUT UNREALMACHINE CRUSHES THE REFEREE!!!! THE REFEREE IS DOWN!!!! OH MY GOD!!! UNREALMACHINE TURNS, AND LEGENDARY AC DROPS UNREALMACHINE WITH THE CHAOS TRIGGER!!! LEGENDARY AC FOR THE COVER, BUT THERE'S NO REFEREE!!!! THE CROWD IS COUNTING, AC HAS UNREALMACHINE DOWN FOR THE COUNT OF 10 BEFORE LEGENDARY AC ROLLS OUT TO THE FLOOR!
- Legendary AC walks towards the timekeeper's area, and LEGENDARY AC HAS A STEEL CHAIR! The crowd pops BIG as commentary says this is payback for costing AC the World Title back a couple of months ago. Legendary AC re-enters the ring with the chair. He stalks UnrealMachine's body. Unreal gets on all fours... LEGENDARY AC HITS UNREALMACHINE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK! THE CROWD POPS BIG! LEGENDARY AC DOES THIS REPEATEDLY, AND HE HAS SNAPPED!!! Legendary AC completely warps the chair around UnrealMachine's back as the crowd is BUZZING! Legendary AC throws the chair away and then AC UNTIES THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING AND PULLS IT OFF, EXPOSING THE STEEL TO A BIG POP! Legendary AC has a look in his eyes that we haven't seen in a long time. UnrealMachine is selling the vicious chair shots, and Legendary AC now hits UnrealMachine with knees to the top of the head as UnrealMachine is now trying to cover up! Legendary AC pulls himself off and surveys the crowd as they all rise to their feet. The referee is stirring in the corner now. UnrealMachine slowly gets up... LEGENDARY AC FOR A FLASH KICK, BUT UNREALMACHINE CATCHES LEGENDARY AC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS... BUT LEGENDARY AC SLIDES DOWN AND PUSHES UNREALMACHINE FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL IN THE CORNER! OH MY GOD!!! LEGENDARY AC DROPS UNREALMACHINE WITH THE CHAOS TRIGGER!!!! LEGNEDARY AC FOR THE COVER... THE REFEREE GETS IN POSITION...


ONE....


TWO....


THREE!!!! LEGENDARY AC HAS PINNED UNREALMACHINE!!! THE FIRST TIME EVER IN THE HFWF!!!!!





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THE REFEREE WAS PULLED OUT OF THE RING BEFORE THE THREE WAS COUNTED! AC HAD UNREALMACHINE! LEGENDARY AC IS SHOCKED AS HE TURNS TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON...

@El Dandy PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!!!! THE HEAT IS DEAFENING AS LEGENDARY AC SEETHES IN ANGER!
El Dandy trash talks Legendary AC, so Legendary AC rolls out of the ring and EL DANDY AND LEGENDARY AC ARE EXCHANGING STRIKES ON THE FLOOR TO A HUGE POP FROM THE CROWD! Legendary AC gets the advantage and throws El Dandy face first over the announce table. Legendary AC then tosses El Dandy over the announce table after telling the commentators to move. Legendary AC climbs up on the announce table and jumps down on El Dandy! Legendary AC unloads with a flurry of strikes on El Dandy, and Legendary AC then goes to leave the area, but El Dandy grabs onto AC's foot. Legendary AC stomps on El Dandy. He pulls Dandy up and tries throwing him into the ring post, but EL DANDY COUNTERS AND THROWS LEGENDARY AC INTO THE RING POST! EL DANDY LIFTS LEGENDARY AC UP... RUNNING STEEL POST DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! AC SCREAMS IN PAIN!!! EL DANDY ROLLS LEGENDARY AC INTO THE RING, AND NOW EL DANDY IS ROLLING THE REFEREE INTO THE RING! NOT THIS WAY! UNREALMACHINE CRAWLS ON TOP FOR THE COVER...

ONE...

TWO...




THREE!!!! GOD DAMN EL DANDY, THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!!




NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LEGENDARY AC SOMEHOW GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT TO A HUUUUGE POP FROM THE CROWD!
"AC" chants fill the arena as El Dandy looks shocked and UnrealMachine sits up confused and angry. UnrealMachine screams that it's over. UnrealMachine pulls Legendary AC up... UNREALMACHINE FOR THE F5, BUT LEGENDARY AC CLIMBS DOWN! HE RUNS BY UNREAL AND OFF THE ROPES, AC AVOIDS A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT BY UNREAL AND CONTINUES RUNNING AND LEGENDARY AC THEN WIPES OUT EL DANDY WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TO A HUUUUGE POP FROM THE CROWD!!! LEGENDARY AC RE-ENTERS THE RING, BUT HE RUNS INTO UNREALMACHINE, UNREALMACHINE SCOOPS LEGENDARY AC UP... AND UNREALMACHINE HITS THE F5 ON LEGENDARY AC!!!! UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER...





AND UNREALMACHINE WINS!!!! HE'S GOING TO THE G1 CLIMAX!!!!

RESULT: UnrealMachine def. Legendary AC @ 41:00.

Post-match:
The fans boo as UnrealMachine sits up and then falls over, selling the effects of that explosive match. UnrealMachine and Legendary AC are both down, El Dandy is shown down on the floor. UnrealMachine finally gets up, and he gets his arm raised. UnrealMachine rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp. We see highlights of the match, and back live, UnrealMachine poses on the top of the stage with his arms in the air to massive heat. He looks back into the ring and smirks as EL DANDY NOW ENTERS THE RING AND STANDS OVER AC'S FALLEN BODY!

UnrealMachine nods in approval before leaving. The fans boo big, and EL DANDY PULLS LEGENDARY AC UP, BUT LEGENDARY AC BACKS EL DANDY INTO THE CORNER! THE TWO MEN UNLOAD ON EACH OTHER AND THE CROWD GOES INSANE! EL DANDY HAS NOW RIPPED THE WORLD TITLE, AND THE G1 FROM LEGENDARY AC!!! Security and agents run down to separate the two men, but they keep getting free and going at each other! This continues on for several moments, in the ring, and on the floor...

MCG COMES OUT TO A POP! MCG has a mic and remains on the stage and says he's had enough of this. MCG says it's been months for these two and all they do is fight all over every single arena and put not only themselves at risk, but the ringside staff and the audience. It ends... TOMORROW... AT KINGS OF WRESTLING... BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HFWF'S REBOOT... EL DANDY AND LEGENDARY AC MEET ONE-ON-ONE... IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH!!!! MCG SAYS THERE WILL BE NO ESCAPE EITHER... YOU CAN ONLY WIN BY PIN OR SUBMISSION! The crowd pops BIG as El Dandy and Legendary AC stare each other down, shouting insults at each other.

BACKSTAGE - @Disclose and @Falco Lombardi are shown in a split screen walking down the halls. Cor accompanies Falco. @KIRK and Stash the Monkey suddenly appear in front of Disclose. KIRK is hugging Stash, and KIRK wishes Disclose good luck out there. Disclose scoffs and walks off. KIRK looks disappointed and Stash looks sad, and then hides his face as if he's wiping tears. KIRK consoles Stash, telling him that it's okay and he doesn't blame Disclose.

HYPE - G1 Block A recap, Disclose and Falco Lombardi's path to the finals chronicled.

MATCH 4 - @Disclose vs. @Falco Lombardi (w/ @Cor) - Block A Finals, 60-minute Time Limit

- The fans pop big as the bell rings and the two men stand in opposite corners. It's a big fight feel for two rising stars in the HFWF. They take a moment to soak in the reaction before they circle to feel each other out. They go to clasp hands, but Falco uses his wrestling to slip behind Disclose and drop him to the mat. Disclose tries spinning out, but Falco is quick to subdue him in a front facelock. Falco keeps Disclose grounded for a bit before rotating into a waist lock and rolling Disclose around. Disclose tries fighting out of it and powering up, but as soon as he does, Falco grounds Disclose again. Commentary says the first time they met in the G1, Falco was still nursing his shoulder injury, but he's fully healed here. Falco with a front facelock and then a gator roll. Disclose tries powering up again, but Falco picks the leg, grounding Disclose and getting into a full mount. Disclose tries getting out of it, but Falco is suffocating Disclose with this offense, so Disclose has to crawl to the ropes to force a break as the fans applaud on the reset.
- They circle again and go to lockup, but Falco slips behind again and applies a headlock. Falco for a headlock takeover, but Disclose with a head scissors. Falco tries kicking up, but Disclose doesn't let Falco free. Falco is stuck in the head scissors, so Falco does a headstand out of it to a pop, and Falco then pins Disclose's shoulders to the mat, but Disclose releases at one to break the count. They both pop up, Disclose with an arm drag on Falco. And another, and he hits a third arm drag. Falco pops up, but Disclose catches him with a heel kick to a pop. Falco resets on the ropes as the two men are now tit-for-tat. Falco nods and gets up as Cor cheers him on from ringside. The two men go to lockup, but Disclose with another arm drag. Falco gets frustrated now and now he gets in Disclose's face. The two men are nose-to-nose, talking trash. Disclose shoves Falco away, so Falco fires back with a right. The two men exchange strikes now, and Disclose misses a forearm smash and Falco follows up with a dropkick! Falco with an arm drag of his own on Disclose now. He hits a second, and looks for a third, but Disclose backs away and Disclose hits a dropkick of his own on Falco now to a big pop! Falco pops up and charges at Disclose, but Disclose side steps. Falco runs into the ropes, and Disclose looks for a snap German suplex, but Falco flips through and lands on his feet to a pop. Disclose pops up and Falco takes him down with a flying clothesline! Falco hits a second flying clothesline, and charges for a third, but Disclose side steps and looks for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, but FALCO COUNTERS INTO A DDT!!! FALCO FOR THE COVER... DISCLOSE KICKS OUT AT TWO!
- The fans pop for the opening here as Disclose backs into the corner and Falco charges for a splash, but Disclose moves! Disclose unloads with a series of kicks on Falco and then sends him into the opposite corner. Disclose charges for a splash, but Falco moves. Falco for a dropkick, but Disclose catches the legs of Falco! Disclose catapults Falco face first into the turnbuckle! Falco falls back and Disclose looks for a back suplex, but Falco flips through, but DISCLOSE FOLLOWS UP WITH A PELEE KICK ON FALCO! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER, FALCO KICKS OUT AT TWO! Disclose pulls Falco up and hits him with a series of forearm strikes. DISCLOSE OFF THE ROPES FOR A HANDSPRING REVERSE ELBOW, BUT FALCO COUNTERS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF DISCLOSE'S HEAD TO A BIG POP! Disclose sells as he rolls out to the apron, and Falco charges and knocks Disclose off the ring apron and hard into the guardrail! Falco takes a moment to reset in the ring before stepping out to the floor. Falco hits Disclose with hard strikes. Falco tries to send Disclose into the ring post, but Disclose uses his boot on the post to block his momentum. Disclose turns, and FALCO CHARGES AND SPLASHES DISCLOSE AGAINST THE RING POST TO A BIG REACTION! Disclose drops to the floor as Falco smirks leaning against the ring apron.
- Falco rolls in and out of the ring to reset the count. Falco measures up Disclose and FALCO NOW LOOKS FOR A SPLASH ON THE APRON, BUT DISCLOSE LIFTS FALCO UP AND ONTO THE APRON! Disclose turns into a back kick to the face from Falco, and FALCO LOOKS FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT, BUT DISCLOSE MOVES! FALCO LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND DISCLOSE HITS A BIG RUNNING DROPKICK TO SEND FALCO BACK INTO THE RING STEPS TO A BIG REACTION! Disclose slowly gets up selling the match thus far. He gets up on the apron now and waits out Falco, who slowly gets up, and DISCLOSE WITH A RUNNING HEAD SCISSORS OFF THE APRON AND INTO THE GUARDRAIL ON FALCO! Disclose grabs Falco and rolls him into the ring. Disclose up on the apron, and DISCLOSE WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER.... FALCO GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF TO A BIG POP! Disclose gets up and he measures up Falco, who's getting up slowly in the corner. DISCLOSE CHARGES FOR A DOUBLE KNEE ATTACK, BUT FALCO MOVES! DISCLOSE LANDS ON THE APRON, AND FALCO FOLLOWS UP FOR A SLINGSHOT DDT OUT ON THE APRON, BUT DISCLOSE PUSHES FALCO OFF! Both men on the apron now, and Falco looks for a punch, but Disclose cuts him off with a forearm, and DISCLOSE FOLLOWS UP WITH A ROLLING FOREARM!!! FALCO IS TURNED... AND DISCLOSE HITS A REVERSE SUPLEX ON THE APRON TO FALCO!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! THE CROWD GOES INSANE!!! DISCLOSE PUSHES FALCO INTO THE RING AND GOES FOR THE COVER.... FALCO GETS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE AT THE LAST MOMENT!!!!
- Disclose sits up and shakes his head as the fans are buzzing. Disclose pulls Falco up and Disclose hits a suplex. And Disclose hits a second, and DISCLOSE LOOKS TO FINISH OFF THREE AMIGOS, BUT FALCO COUNTERS INTO A BODY SCISSORS ROLL UP FOR A TWO COUNT! Both men pop up and DISCLOSE FOR A DISCUS REVERSE ELBOW, BUT FALCO COUNTERS INTO A JUMPING NECKBREAKER! FALCO FOR THE COVER, DISCLOSE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO! Falco measures up Disclose, selling the effects of this match. FALCO FOR A SPLASH IN THE CORNER, BUT DISCLOSE MOVES! DISCLOSE OFF THE ROPES AND HE DROPS FALCO WITH A SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT TO A BIG POP! Falco uses the corner to help himself up, and DISCLOSE WITH A DOUBLE KNEE ATTACK! Falco staggers out, and DISCLOSE OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS FALCO WITH A DISCUS REVERSE ELBOW, SENDING FALCO DOWN INTO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER! Disclose sets up in the opposite corner, and he measures Falco up... DISCLOSE FOR A DOUBLE KNEE ATTACK, BUT FALCO ROLLS OUT TO THE APRON AND OUT OF HARMS WAY! DISCLOSE CRASHES IN THE CORNER! Disclose backs away and Falco climbs up top... AND FALCO WITH A JUMPING DDT OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE PLANTING DISCLOSE!!! WHOA!!! THE CROWD POPS BIG, FALCO FOR THE COVER... DISCLOSE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!
- Falco slowly gets up as the fans start applauding. Disclose on the ropes, Falco unloads with knife edge chops. He sends Disclose off the ropes, but Disclose counters into a rana and sends Falco into the corner. Falco bounces out and Disclose wrenches on the arm, and then slaps the chest. DISCLOSE UP THE TOP WITH AN AIDED ARM DRAG TO FALCO! Falco in the corner, and Disclose follows up for a monkey flip, but FALCO LANDS ON HIS FEET TO A BIG POP! Disclose gets up and turns, and FALCO WITH A BIG SPLASH IN THE CORNER! FALCO RUNS AND HITS A SECOND SPLASH, AND THEN HITS A THIRD BIG SPLASH IN THE CORNER ON DISCLOSE! FALCO UNLOADS WITH PUNCHES IN THE CORNER AND THEN DROPS DISCLOSE WITH A NECKBREAKER! FALCO WITH A BIG JUMPING ELBOW DROP FOR A TWO AND A HALF COUNT! Falco climbs up top and FALCO WITH A BIG ELBOW DROP TO THE HEART OF DISCLOSE! Falco sets up in the corner now, measuring up Disclose. Disclose gets up... FALCO FOR A SUPERKICK, BUT DISCLOSE AVOIDS IT! DISCLOSE WITH A KICK TO THE LEG OF FALCO, AND THEN A HARD KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! DISCLOSE HOISTS FALCO UP ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR A TORTURE RACK, AND THEN DROPS HIM WITH AN INVERTED DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! FALCO ON HIS KNEES, DISCLOSE WITH A SUPERKICK! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER.... FALCO GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT TO A HUGE POP!!
- Disclose pulls Falco up and hits him with repeated forearm smashes. Disclose pulls Falco up and he hits a suplex... and a second... AND DISCLOSE FINISHES OFF THREE AMIGOS! DISCLOSE CLIMBS UP TOP... DISCLOSE OFF THE TOP WITH A MOONSAULT, BUT FALCO LOMBARDI SOMEHOW GETS TO HIS FEET AND PULLS DISCLOSE OUT OF MID-AIR WITH AN X-FACTOR OUT OF THE MOONSAULT!!! ARE YOU f***ING KIDDING ME!?!?!?! THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!!! FALCO LOMBARDI ROLLS DISCLOSE OVER FOR THE COVER.... AND FALCO LOMBARDI PICKS UP THE WIN!!!! FALCO IS GOING TO THE G1 CLIMAX!!!!




NOOOOOOOO!!!! DISCLOSE SOMEHOW GETS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!! THE CROWD GOES INSANE!
We see a replay of the spot. Back live, Falco Lombardi can't believe it. Falco gets up in the corner and then slips out to the apron. He slowly climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but when he's half way up, DISCLOSE LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMBS FALCO LOMBARDI OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR BELOW TO AN INSANE REACTION!!!!! FALCO SCREAMS IN PAIN AS HE CRASHES HARD!!!! Disclose stands against the apron as the crowd becomes unglued, a huge, "HOLY SHIT" chant breaks out. Disclose rolls into the ring and pulls himself up, resting on the ropes after this war. Disclose looks out and after a bit, he sees Falco pull himself up... DISCLOSE FOR A SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW PLANCHA ON FALCO, BUT FALCO MOVES! DISCLOSE LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE FLOOR, FALCO IS UP ON THE APRON, BUT DISCLOSE RUNS UP TO THE APRON AND DISCLOSE AND FALCO CRASH TO THE FLOOR BELOW WITH A SPANISH FLY OFF THE APRON TO A HUUUUGE POP FROM THE CROWD!!! Disclose rolls Falco into the ring and he climbs up top... AND DISCLOSE WITH A CORKSCREW MOONSAULT ON TOP OF FALCO DOWN BELOW!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!!! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER.... AND IT'S GOOD!!!! DISCLOSE IS GOING TO THE G1 CLIMAX!!! WHAT A BATTLE!!!





NOOOOOOOOO!!!! FALCO SOMEHOW GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MILLSECOND!!!! DISCLOSE WASTES NO TIME, AND DISCLOSE LOCKS IN A RINGS OF SATURN!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! FALCO IS SCREAMING IN AGONY!!!! Disclose wrenches on the hold as the fans are going insane. Falco is still screaming! Falco is trying to shimmy to the ropes, but Disclose has all his weight on Falco. Falco looks ready to tap, but Falco is shaking his head! FALCO REFUSES TO GIVE UP! HE TRIES TO GET TO THE ROPES, BUT DISCLOSE WRENCHES ON IT EVEN MORE AND FALCO'S EYES NEARLY BULGE OUT OF HIS HEAD AS HE LETS OUT A YELL!! COR HAS A WHITE TOWEL!!! COR IS GOING TO THROW IN THE TOWEL TO SAVE HIS BEST FRIEND, BUT FALCO IS SHOUTING AT COR NOT TO!!! COR IS CONFLICTED... HE'S ON THE APRON READY TO THROW IN THE TOWEL, BUT FALCO IS SHAKING HIS HEAD AND YELLING NOW TO COR..... AND FALCO OUT OF DESPERATION SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT AND ROLLS DISCLOSE INTO A HEADLOCK TAKEOVER... AND DISCLOSE TURNS IT INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN, BUT FALCO KICKS OUT AT THE LAST MOMENT!!!! INSANITY!
- Both men get up, DISCLOSE CHARGES, BUT FALCO HITS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! FALCO CRAWLS FOR THE COVER..... AND FALCO'S DONE IT!!!! FALCO'S WON!!!!!






NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DISCLOSE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT POSSIBLE! UNBELIEVABLE!
Falco raises his head and he can't believe it as both men are down now. "This is awesome" chant breaks out as both men roll towards the ropes to pull themselves up slowly. Both men sell the effects of this match. They leave the ropes, and Falco with a forearm smash on Disclose! He hits another forearm smash! Falco off the ropes... DISCLOSE CATCHES HIM WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!! DISCLOSE SITS FALCO UP, HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR A PENALTY KICK, BUT FALCO DODGES IT AND ROLLS DISCLOSE UP FOR A NEAR FALL! Both men pop up, and DISCLOSE HITS A DISCUS REVERSE ELBOW ON FALCO!!! FALCO IS STAGGERED.... AND DISCLOSE SETS UP FOR A VERTEBREAKER ON FALCO, BUT FALCO GETS FREE! FALCO PUSHES DISCLOSE OFF THE ROPES, BUT FALCO MISSES A CLOTHESLINE AND DISCLOSE FIRES BACK OFF THE ROPES WITH A RUNNING DESTINO!!!!!!! DESTINO HITS!!!!! DISCLOSE SLOWLY CRAWLS ON TOP OF THE COVER

ONE...




TWO.....





THREE!!!! DISCLOSE HAS DONE IT!!!!!





NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! FALCO GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!! HOW!??! THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!
Disclose sits up and he's in absolute shock! He thought it was a three! The crowd is going absolutely insane as Cor looks like he's going to have a heart attack on the floor. Disclose signals for the end now. Disclose pulls Falco up... DISCLOSE FOR THE IMPALER DDT, BUT FALCO COUNTERS INTO A SMALL PACKAGE... DISCLOSE KICKS OUT AT TWO AND THREE QUARTERS! BOTH MEN ARE UP, AND FALCO DROPS DISCLOSE ON HIS HEAD WITH A JUMPING DDT!!!!! FALCO SLOWLY CRAWLS FOR THE COVER...... AND DISCLOSE SOMEHOW GETS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT NOW!!!! Falco looks in absolute shock. He slowly crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet. Cor is shouting encouragement to Falco. Falco looks back... Disclose is stirring... FALCO FOR ANOTHER SUPERKICK, BUT DISCLOSE AVOIDS IT! REVERSE DDT INTO A NECKBREAKER, DISCLOSE DRAGS HIM TO THE CORNER, AND DISCLOSE WITH AN INVERTED TORNADO DDT!!! DISCLOSE FOR THE COVER...



FALCO GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT AGAIN!!! DISCLOSE HAS A SECOND WIND, HE PULLS FALCO UP... SUPLEX, AND ANOTHER... AND THREE AMIGOS HITS AGAIN!!!! NOOO!!! FALCO COUNTERS THE LAST ONE AND DROPS DISCLOSE WITH A FAMEASSER!!! FALCO WITH A SECOND WIND, HE CLIMBS UP TOP, BUT FALCO SHIFTS HIS POSITIONING.... AND FALCO FOR A MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP AND IT HITS!!!!!
Falco sells his ribs as he gets up and crawls to the corner. He sets up Disclose one more time! Falco can taste it.... FALCO FOR A SUPERKICK, BUT DISCLOSE AVOIDS IT AND HITS A DISCUS REVERSE ELBOW!!!! DISCLOSE WITH THE DESTINO ON FALCO AGAIN!!!! DISCLOSE PULLS FALCO UP SLOWLY... HIGH ANGLE IMPALER DDT HITS!!! DISCLOSE HITS IT!!!! DISCLOSE FOR THE PIN


ONE...




TWO....




THREE!!!!! DISCLOSE HAS DONE IT!!!! DISCLOSE IS GOING TO THE G1 CLIMAX!!!

RESULT: Disclose def. Falco Lombardi @ 44:00.

Post-match:
The crowd goes INSANE as both men are down on the mat after that battle. Cor leans against the ring apron and looks sad as he looks like he's had about 20 heart attacks watching that match from ringside. We see highlights of the match.

Back live, Disclose is up and celebrating his victory. Disclose poses in all corners for the crowd as the fans are going wild. Cor helps Falco up. They stand across from Disclose. Disclose and Falco stare each other down as Cor is helping Falco stay on his feet. Disclose and Falco exchange words... FALCO EXTENDS HIS HAND, DISCLOSE SHAKES IT! THE CROWD POPS BIG! Falco raises Disclose's arm in victory before Falco collapses and Cor helps him out of the ring. Trainers check on Falco at ringside as Disclose continues celebrating. UnrealMachine appears on the top of the stage and he stares down Disclose in the ring. The two men will meet in the G1 Climax tomorrow night, and there is so much history there, it's bound to be a good one!
 

M.C.G. 31

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G1 CLIMAX
Disclose vs. UnrealMachine
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FATAL FOUR WAY; HFWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
The Gongshow (c) vs. Serac vs. End of Line vs. PeterSidorkiewicz
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TRIPLE THREAT MATCH; HFWF ALL CLASS CHAMPIONSHIP
Mitchy vs. Fro (c) vs. SeidoN
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HFWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS
Dr Pepper & Jbell (c) vs. FTR (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder)
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STEEL CAGE MATCH - PIN FALL & SUBMISSION ONLY
El Dandy vs. Legendary AC
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Fro

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Dammit @M.C.G. 31 still trying to screw me over...time for an outcast asskicking...

You two couldn't win, so you wanna take the easy way out and hang up on Fro...realizing you arent the dominant faction here, you have to resort to a 2 on 1...if you were really worthy of the ACC, you would barge into MCGs office and tell him it's unfair and you should fight 1 on 1 first for a true winner...
 

KIRK

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@Disclose, I know you blame me because @ColePens good friend, @realDonaldTrump, forced President Obrador to send 15000 troops to protect the border from people like GUADALUPE sneaking over, but don't take it out on STASH.

KIRK (@KIRK)
Tonight, STASH inspired you to yet another victory, but you're so lacking in TRANQUILO that instead of saying 'THANK YOU STASH" OR "I LOVE YOU STASH", all you do is leave that poor, sweet little monkey in tears.

KIRK (@KIRK)
As I keep telling STASH, you'll realize one day that you'll never be anything more than a JV Champion without HIM, and that once you realize you'll never be the top man in the game without HIM, THAT is when you'll accept and once again love STASH. That made STASH stop crying and give me a big hug. #BFF #LoveYouSTASH

KIRK (@KIRK)
For STASH, let go of your hate, and like me, embrace . . . the TRANQUILO.
 

KIRK

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Dammit @M.C.G. 31 still trying to screw me over...time for an outcast asskicking...

You two couldn't win, so you wanna take the easy way out and hang up on Fro...realizing you arent the dominant faction here, you have to resort to a 2 on 1...if you were really worthy of the ACC, you would barge into MCGs office and tell him it's unfair and you should fight 1 on 1 first for a true winner...

KIRK (@KIRK)
Quit ******** about how you're getting screwed @M.C.G. 31 and call me when you're really ****** over, like a Pens fan at the mercy of Jim Rutherford.
 
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BonMorrison

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It's really f***ing funny that just when we decide we want to take some victories back, our opponents blatantly cheat to win robbing the fans and our corporate sponsors of golden moments that would go down in history as classic moments. It's completely embarrassing that #FTR would go to those kind of lengths but it is what it is, we'll keep competing with honor like the true competitors we are.
 

M.C.G. 31

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- It’s said that MCG was planning on having a time limit draw for FTR/GGTW to set up a triple-threat tag match, but before finalizing the show, MCG received word that @Dr Pepper received full clearance from his injury allowing MCG to book a straight up tag match for KOW. MCG also didn’t want two non-finishes back-to-back, and Pepper’s clearance came at the perfect timing.
 

Dr Pepper

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It's really ****ing funny that just when we decide we want to take some victories back, our opponents blatantly cheat to win robbing the fans and our corporate sponsors of golden moments that would go down in history as classic moments. It's completely embarrassing that #FTR would go to those kind of lengths but it is what it is, we'll keep competing with honor like the true competitors we are.

If it's any consolation, I've got a score to settle with those FTR ****ers, for putting me on the shelf and cutting short my G1 run. Both myself and @jbell886 are just itching to tear a strip off of both of those part-timers.
 

KIRK

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Ladies and gentlemen, STASH is napping right now, so I have a few moments to address what happened in tonight's match between @The Catalyst and fee fie fo fum, @UnrealMachine, that juiced up dum dum.

You may recall that @The Catalyst asked me HOW he could defeat @Unreal Machine.

You may recall that I told him "I DON'T KNOW" . . . UNLESS . . .

And that is when I told the cameraman to cut the camera.

While your TV screen was black, I started to tell @The Catalyst HOW to defeat the @UnrealMachine.

But, before FINISHING, @The Catalyst said, and I quote . . .

"Thanks KIRK, I won't beat you up now, but I've got to go bang my pretty blond wife, Marianne before the daily nightmare about @The Gongshow dropping her on her head"

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As @The Catalyst turned to leave, I was going to say 'hey, sorry for laughing when @The Gongshow did that' . . .

But THEN I remembered that the pointers weren't FINISHED,

And that I also had to advise @The Catalyst about how to deal with that jheri curled grease ball, @El Dandy.

Unfortunately, @The Catalyst was gone before I could tell him THAT secret.

So, the good news is @The Catalyst had time to nail his wife before tonight's match.

The bad news is that he got his head handed to him in the match because he didn't stick around to let me FINISH my advice.

So impetuous. Him. @ColePens. Even @Disclose.

It's what gets all of them into trouble.

If only they became TRANQUILO, as I have . . .

THEN . . . then they could destroy the machine.

Oh well, STASH is starting to wake up. Goodnight all. Time for hugs and cuddles.

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But which @Disclose will you face? The potential all time great who embraces TRANQUILO and is allowed by STASH to learn the secret to beating @UnrealMachine . . . or the one time JV Champion who's anger and dwelling on the past is why he keeps coming up short on the biggest stages of them all?

Dr. Phil (@DrPhil)
Only STASH's forgiveness can set @Disclose free.
 

The Burdened

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And that I also had to advise @The Catalyst about how to deal with that jheri curled grease ball, @El Dandy.
Unfortunately, @The Catalyst was gone before I could tell him THAT secret.

The bad news is that he got his head handed to him in the match because he didn't stick around to let me FINISH my advice.
Gold Standard (@BestBoutMachin3)
As if you even have the slightest clue how to deal with a guy like Dandy. Cause if you did...well, you know...

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Gold Standard (@BestBoutMachin3)
@KIRK also pls stop being jealous of Dandy's golden jheri curl
If you want, I'm sure Dandy would take you not as his advocate, but as someone who would follow him around and spritz his beautiful hair:
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Disclose

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But which @Disclose will you face? The potential all time great who embraces TRANQUILO and is allowed by STASH to learn the secret to beating @UnrealMachine . . . or the one time JV Champion who's anger and dwelling on the past is why he keeps coming up short on the biggest stages of them all?

Dr. Phil (@DrPhil)
Only STASH's forgiveness can set @Disclose free.

it will be the Disclose that @ColePens cant beat anymore. dont you worry about me.
 
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