HFWF: The Reboot IX

[M.C.G. 31]

HFWF WEEKLY 80
JULY 9, 2020
BLOCK B FINALE NIGHT

- Opening video. G1 hype.

MATCH 1 - @UnrealMachine (5-0-1-2) vs. @End of Line (4-0-2-2) - Block B Round Robin
- The fans are buzzing with anticipation of this battle. They go face-to-face in the middle of the ring. End of Line laughs maniacally, so UnrealMachine backs End of Line into the corner and hits shoulder blocks. UnrealMachine sends End of Line hard into the opposite corner, but End of Line no sells and launches his body towards UnrealMachine and knocks him down. End of Line unloads with a flurry of rights on UnrealMachine next, and then hits reverse elbows in the corner. End of Line sends UnrealMachine into the opposite corner and End of Line hits a big splash in the corner. End of Line off the ropes and he looks for a big clothesline, but UnrealMachine falls back against the ropes but remains on his feet. End of Line unloads with more rights and he runs off the ropes, but UnrealMachine charges and looks for a clothesline, but End of Line dodges it! UnrealMachine turns and End of Line hits a big uppercut to UnrealMachine. End of Line with shoulder blocks in the corner now and now he unloads with a flurry of headbutts, putting UnrealMachine on his knees. End of Line off the ropes, and he hits a running hip attack to the head of UnrealMachine in the corner! UnrealMachine now in a seated position, and End of Line out of the opposite corner hits a HUGE running hip attack to UnrealMachine's head in the corner! End of Line for the cover, but UnrealMachine kicks out at two.
- End of Line pulls UnrealMachine up and hits more headbutts, but UnrealMachine gets pissed now and he jabs End of Line in the gut. UnrealMachine hits repeated knees to the face and chest area of End of Line, and UnrealMachine then sends End of Line hard into the corner. UnrealMachine for a running shoulder block but End of Line gets his knee up in UnrealMachine's face! UnrealMachine staggers back, End of Line on the middle turnbuckle, END OF LINE FOR AN AX HANDLE, BUT UNREALMACHINE CATCHES HIM AND HITS HIM WITH A BIG OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! UnrealMachine shakes the effects of EoL's offense off and gets up to his feet. UnrealMachine mounts End of Line now and unloads on him with a series of strikes, aiming for the head and face of End of Line, but End of Line grabs UnrealMachine and rolls him over. End of Line mounts UnrealMachine now and unloads on him with hard rights. The fans are going wild! UnrealMachine gets up, but END OF LINE WITH A RUNNING BOOT TO THE SIDE OF UNREALMACHINE'S HEAD SENDS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR!
- End of Line stands on the apron now and he leads the crowd in song, as they sing "Killing Him Softly." End of Line jumps off the apron to UnrealMachine, but UNREALMACHINE CATCHES HIM AND UNREALMACHINE WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!! WHOA!!!! The crowd explodes as End of Line crashes hard on the floor as UnrealMachine sits up and sells End of Line's offense, as End of Line is giving him a run for his money. UnrealMachine hits a series of aggressive knee strikes to End of Line and then gets up. Unreal crawls in and out of the ring to reset the count and then he pulls End of Line up, and UnrealMachine sends End of Line hard into the guardrail! UnrealMachine charges, but END OF LINE TAKES UNREALMACHINE DOWN WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE ON THE FLOOR! Unreal hits hard as End of Line starts laughing as he lays on the floor. End of Line pulls Unreal up and throws him face first into the ring steps. End of Line does this repeatedly and then throws UnrealMachine face first into the ring post. End of Line plays to the crowd as they're going wild, and End of Line backs away, and END OF LINE FOR A RUNNING HIP ATTACK AGAINST THE RING STEPS, BUT UNREALMACHINE MOVES AND END OF LINE CRASHES HARD INTO THE STEPS! UnrealMachine gets up, and UNREALMACHINE WITH A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX ON END OF LINE ON THE RING APRON! UnrealMachine pushes End of Line into the ring, and UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER..... END OF LINE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- UnrealMachine pulls the MMA gloves off and he shakes his head as he looks down at End of Line. UnrealMachine hits stiff, closed-fist punches to the head of End of Line as the referee is counting them and UnrealMachine breaks at four. UnrealMachine intimidates the ref, and then goes back to End of Line, and UNREALMACHINE HITS A SERIES OF STIFF ELBOWS TO THE HEAD OF END OF LINE! UnrealMachine has HAD IT with End of Line. UnrealMachine deadlifts End of Line up off the mat... GERMAN SUPLEX! UNREALMACHINE WITH ANOTHER DEADLIFT AND GERMAN SUPLEX! UnrealMachine picks End of Line up and talks trash to him in the corner. End of Line tries fighting him off, but UnrealMachine clobbers him with ferocious strikes and knee attacks. UnrealMachine backs away, and UNREALMACHINE WITH A BIG JUMPING KNEE ATTACK TO END OF LINE IN THE CORNER! That's a hard knee! UnrealMachine clobbers the back of End of Line, and UNREALMACHINE WITH A GIANT GERMAN SUPLEX TO END OF LINE, CAUSING HIM TO LAND ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! UnrealMachine starts laughing and talks more trash, asking End of Line if he thought he had it easy.
- UnrealMachine picks End of Line up slowly, but End of Line unleashes with punches to a big pop, but UnrealMachine cuts him off with blows to the back and then knee lifts. UnrealMachine sends End of Line hard into the corner. UnrealMachine sets up in the opposite corner, and UNREALMACHINE CHARGES FOR A BIG RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK BUT END OF LINE MOVES AND UNREALMACHINE CRASHES IN THE TURNBUCKLE TO A HUUUUGE POP!!! END OF LINE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS UP AND HITS A BIG RUNNING HIP ATTACK TO UNREALMACHINE AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE! UnrealMachine staggers out, and End of Line with a Urange and he follows up with a running senton! End of Line for the cover... UNREALMACHINE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO! End of Line plays to the crowd and sticks his tongue out like a maniac. End of Line pulls UnrealMachine up, and END OF LINE HAS THE BIG MAN UP FOR A BIG SUPLEX... AND END OF LINE THROWS HIM HALF WAY ACROSS THE RING!!! THE CROWD EXPLODES FOR THAT FEAT OF STRENGTH!!! END OF LINE NOW PULLS UNREALMACHINE UP... END OF LINE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!!! End of Line plays to the crowd more, and now he spider walks towards UnrealMachine... END OF LINE HAS UNREALMACHINE FOR THE OVERKILL.... BUT UNREALMACHINE COUNTERS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
- End of Line and UnrealMachine sell the effects of the match as the crowd is going wild. End of Line gets up in the corner, and UNREALMACHINE FOR A BIG RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK IN THE CORNER, BUT END OF LINE MOVES!!! UNREALMACHINE POSTS HIMSELF AND FALLS OUT ON THE APRON! The crowd pops big as UnrealMachine and End of Line slowly get up, Unreal on the apron, and END OF LINE CHARGES OFF THE ROPES, AND HE SPEARS UNREALMACHINE THROUGH THE ROPES AND BOTH MEN CRASH OUT TO THE FLOOR TO A HUUUUUGE POP FROM THE CROWD FOR THE IMPACT!!!! The crowd goes INSANE as the referee checks on both men out on the floor. End of Line slowly gets up... END OF LINE SETS UP UNREALMACHINE FOR OVERKILL ON THE FLOOR...

BUT @The Gongshow APPEARS IN THE CROWD TO A HUGE AMOUNT OF HEAT!!! END OF LINE LETS GO OF UNREALMACHINE! End of Line walks over to the guardrail and stares at The Gongshow as The Gongshow has a smirk on his face and holds the World Title up in the air to a huge amount of heat. Suddenly, the crowd shrieks, End of Line turns around... AND UNREALMACHINE CHARGES AND HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE GONGSHOW DISTRACTION WITH A SPEAR THROUGH THE GUARDRAIL TO END OF LINE!!!!!! HOLY SHIT THAT PIECE OF GUARDRAIL WENT FLYING!!!!!! THE CROWD GOES INSANE AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! The Gongshow shouts at UnrealMachine to get him. UnrealMachine gets up, and he pulls End of Line's dead weight up and rolls him into the ring. UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER....... BUT END OF LINE SOMEHOW GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!!! UnrealMachine grits his teeth and gets visibly angry, but he pulls End of Line up... AND UNREALMACHINE WITH AN F5 ON END OF LINE!!!! UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER.... AND UNREALMACHINE WINS!!!! UNREALMACHINE CLINCHES A SPOT IN THE B BLOCK FINAL!!!

RESULT: UnrealMachine def. End of Line via pin @ 21:00.

Post-match: The fans boo big as UnrealMachine sits up and laughs. The Gongshow has a smirk on the apron, but the celebration doesn't last long...

@ColePens RUNS DOWN TO THE RING AND HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR! COLEPENS ATTACKS UNREALMACHINE!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS AS UNREALMACHINE ROLLS OUT OF HARMS WAY! ColePens stands tall, flailing the chair around as he stares up at UnrealMachine and The Gongshow backing up the ramp. ColePens turns his head slightly and glares at End of Line, who gets to his knees and smirks as he looks back at ColePens.

PROMO - @BonMorrison & @Paris in Flames are shown. They talk about their disappointment in the G1 tournament, but they have all the moral victories in the world for propping up their counterparts for the benefit of the fans. Suddenly, Paris in Flames cuts BonMorrison off. Paris tells Bon he's sick of the moral victories. He says he doesn't give a damn about the people's joy and entertainment, and he doesn't give a damn about "moral victories" and he sure as hell doesn't give a damn about "letting" people win or making up anymore excuses. Paris tells Bon they need to get their act together. They let the tag titles slip away from them twice, this is their chance to reclaim what is theirs. There are no tricycles, there is no popcorn, or ice cream or ice cream freezers. It's God's Gift to Wrestling against FTR. Two of the best tag teams of this generation head-to-head for a chance to face the tag champions in two days at Kings of Wrestling. Paris says playtime is over. It's time for them to WIN. BonMorrison snarls and nods in agreement. Bon tells FTR that they're in for the fight of a lifetime tomorrow night, and FTR better hope Bon & Paris only show them the mercy of not hurting them so bad that their careers end tomorrow.

LOCKER ROOM - @Mitchy and @SeidoN are shown in the locker room, arms crossed, not talking, tension clear as day. @Serac enters the shot and he asks them if they're cool. No response. Serac says they promised not to let this tournament get between them and to snap out of it. Still no response. Serac says they need to get their shit together and get back on the same page. Serac says he's not sure if Mitchy or SeidoN noticed because they've been caught up in the G1, but The Outcasts are THE dominant force in the HFWF after Night to Remember... or at least, they thought they would be until @Fro, @Dr Pepper & @jbell886 walked out with the gold. Serac says The Blueprint accomplished in 5 months what they set out to do over 18 months ago and they still haven't done it. Serac tells Mitchy and SeidoN to get on the same page and get over last week because it's over with. Mitchy gets up, and SeidoN then gets up. Mitchy tells SeidoN he's cool. SeidoN responds, telling Mitchy not to cost him the battle royal tomorrow night. SeidoN walks out of the locker room. Mitchy seethes as Serac looks disappointed in the background.

MATCH 2 - @Serac (3-0-0-5) vs. @Cor (3-0-0-5) - Block B Round Robin
- They go to lockup, but after a short exchange, Cor wrestles Serac down to the mat. Cor with some wrestling rolls and then a front face lock. Serac powers up, but Cor gets to his knees and drags Serac down. Serac spins out of it and applies an arm bar, but Cor gets free. They pop up, and Serac hits an arm drag on Cor. Cor pops up and runs into another arm drag. Serac looks for an arm bar out of it, but Cor spins out of it. Cor with a single arm deadlift, but Serac gets free and hits a knife edge chop to Cor. Serac sends Cor off the ropes, but Cor slips behind and looks for a back suplex, but Serac flips through. Serac dodges a clothesline attempt, and SERAC FOR A SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, BUT COR CUTS HIM OFF WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OF HIS OWN OUT OF MID-AIR! Serac goes to the corner selling, and Cor hits a splash. Cor off the ropes and he takes Serac down with a big boot. Cor off the ropes and he looks for a leg drop, but Serac moves. Serac hits a hard kick to Cor's chest. Cor is frozen in a seated position selling, and SERAC OFF THE ROPES WITH ANOTHER PENALTY KICK, BUT COR AVOIDS IT! HE ROLLS SERAC UP FOR A TWO COUNT!
- Both men pop up and Serac unleashes a flurry of strikes on Cor. He swipes the feet out from under Cor, and SERAC WITH A MOONSAULT DOUBLE KNEE DROP! Serac then off the ropes, and he hits another knee drop to Cor! Serac sits Cor up and unleashes hard kicks to the back of Cor. Cor gets up selling his back, and Serac slaps Cor's back! Serac sends Cor chest first into the corner and hits forearms to the upper back of Cor. Serac runs out of the opposite corner and looks for an attack, but Cor slips out of the way! COR FOR AN OLYMPIC SLAM, BUT SERAC COUNTERS INTO AN ARM DRAG! Cor up on the ropes, and Serac charges and hits a forearm smash! Serac off the ropes, but COR CUTS HIM OFF, AND COR THEN TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Serac crashes down on the floor hard as Cor sells in the ring. Cor rolls out and he pulls Serac up. Cor hits Serac with punches and then throws him face first into the ring apron. Cor rolls Serac back into the ring. Cor goes up top and measures up Serac, but SERAC RUNS UP TOP! SERAC LOOKS FOR A TOP ROPE MOVE, BUT COR FIGHTS OUT OF IT! Cor hits strikes and headbutts to Serac, and COR WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OUT OF THE CORNER! COR FOR THE COVER.... SERAC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- Cor mounts Serac and clobbers him with hard shots. Cor pulls Serac up and punches him some more and then sends him into the corner. COR FOR A SPLASH, BUT SERAC GETS HIS KNEES UP! Serac on the middle turnbuckle, and SERAC FOR METEORA, BUT COR AVOIDS IT! Serac rolls through and to his feet, but Serac runs into a big boot from Cor! Cor with a leg drop, COR FOR THE COVER BUT SERAC KICKS OUT AT TWO! Serac uses the ropes to pull himself up, but Cor grabs him, and COR WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! HE KEEPS IT LOCKED IN... A SECOND GERMAN, AND HE LOOKS FOR A THIRD, BUT SERAC ROLLS THROUGH AND HE TURNS IT INTO A CALF CRUSHER TO A BIG POP!!!! COR SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN!!!! COR IS LOCKED IN AND FAR AWAY FROM THE ROPES! COR LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO TAP AS THE FANS GO NUTS... COR'S GOING TO TAP... BUT HE GRABS SERAC'S HEAD INSTEAD AND SLAMS IT INTO THE CANVAS REPEATEDLY TO FORCE A BREAK! Both men sell on the mat as there's a pause in the action.
- Cor gets up in the corner, and SERAC CHARGES AND HITS A DOUBLE KNEE ATTACK! Serac off the ropes now and SERAC FOR THE CLAYMORE KICK, BUT COR CATCHES HIM AND COR APPLIES THE ANKLE LOCK!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!! SERAC IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND HE LOOKS READY TO TAP!!! SERAC IS GONNA TAP.... BUT SERAC ROLLS THROUGH AND SENDS COR INTO THE ROPES! COR BOUNCES BACK, SERAC ROLLS COR UP... COR KICKS OUT AT TWO! Both men slowly get up, SERAC WITH A SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AND IT CONNECTS THIS TIME!!! SERAC FOR THE COVER.... COR KICKS OUT!!! AND COR WITH A CRUCIFIX PIN ON SERAC NOW... BUT SERAC KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF! THAT WAS CLOSE! The crowd is buzzing now as both men pop up, and SERAC FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT COR DODGES IT! COR WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM, BUT SERAC LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE RUNS BY COR, AND SERAC HITS THE CLAYMORE KICK ON COR!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!! SERAC FOR THE COVER.... AND SERAC PICKS UP THE WIN!!!!

RESULT: Serac def. Cor via pin @ 11:00.

Post-match: The fans pop big as Serac pops up. Serac celebrates his victory. We see highlights of the match, and Serac is celebrating when we come back live. Cor is up, and Cor extends his hand to Serac. Serac shakes Cor's hand! The fans pop as Cor raises Serac's hand and exits the ring.

CATERING - A crowd of people are shown in catering, chatting, having fun. The door slams open, and @Emperoreddy is shown! Silence comes over catering as Emperoreddy stands there with sunglasses on, and takes a whiff of the room. "SMELLS LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE BITCHES!" yells Emperoreddy. Emperoreddy grabs a plate and walks by the options of food. "FRUIT? f*** EM!" He continues down. "CAKES? f*** EM!" He continues down. He stops and finally he smiles. He sees the fish sticks and he throws his plate away and takes the whole damn container. He walks over to a table where three people are sitting. He lowers his sunglasses to give them a stare, and they all scurry away. He laughs and sits on his own. He takes a bite, but his smile turns to one of dissatisfaction. "THESE ARE f***ING CHEESESTICKS. WHAT THE f***! f*** EM!" Emperoreddy whips the entire container at the wall and stares down the whole room. "f*** Y'ALL TOO" Emp yells before leaving.

IN-RING - @M.C.G. 31 makes his return to a mixed reaction, mostly boos from the crowd. MCG comes out and surveys the crowd. MCG starts by putting over the G1 tournament, which gets a big pop from the crowd. MCG says only the best for the best fans in professional wrestling and there's still one more match to come to determine the block B finals. Will it be El Dandy? Will it Legendary AC? Will it be PeterSidorkiewicz, who's on an off-week, and it'll be tough to keep, but if anyone can do it, it's Peter. MCG says that there's only one more... because Dr Pepper hasn't been cleared to compete in his match vs. Gongshow tonight. Boos from the crowd. MCG agrees as he wanted to see that match too, but Dr Pepper is on the up and he should be ready for Saturday and defending the tag titles.

@The Gongshow comes out to a HUGE amount of heat from the crowd, interrupting MCG. The Gongshow enters the ring with a big smile. Gongshow goes to huge MCG... but MCG pushes Gongshow back! The crowd pops BIG! The Gongshow grabs a mic, and says he's a little confused. He says that he wins the World Title, bringing it back to the machine because MCG dropped the ball at Night to Remember, and all MCG has done for the past two months is avoid his phone calls, avoid him in general, and avoid the machine. Gongshow wants to know what gives. Gongshow says MCG can't even show the champ... HIS champ... THE MAN of the HFWF the courtesy of shaking his hand, or congratulating him and instead pushes him away. MCG tells Gongshow to watch his tone. MCG says he agrees, he dropped the ball in 4 minutes at Night to Remember, but Legendary AC was the better man on that night. MCG says he went in there and he fought it alone, he didn't need five people to jump AC.

MCG says he's been here from the very beginning and Legendary AC worked his ass off for 8 years to get that World Title and The Gongshow defied his orders to NOT cash in that briefcase when he did and steal the moment from Legendary AC. MCG says he's not going to hold that against Gongshow, though. MCG says Gongshow finally used the balls he has to make his own decisions and not need MCG's guidance on everything which was a breath of fresh air. But Legendary AC proved to be an A+ player at Night to Remember and it took four guys in The Machine to steal that moment from him. That's alright, though...

MCG tells The Gongshow that he's watched every single match in this G1 tournament. MCG reminds The Gongshow that as champion, there are higher standers... "Gongshow, you as champion... you're not meeting those standards." The fans pop BIG as The Gongshow looks offended at that comment. MCG tells Gongshow not to get him wrong. Gongshow's had a strong G1 showing... but he's already eliminated... and he got pinned quite a bit. More than a champion should. Hell... more than AC did. MCG laughs and tells The Gongshow that he brought him into the HFWF because he saw a fire in his eyes to be the best. To be the man. MCG says he doesn't see that fire anymore. MCG says he hasn't seen that fire in a long time. MCG says he thinks The Gongshow got comfortable being MCG's guy, and decided to coast because he knew things were there for the taking for him. Not anymore, says MCG. MCG tells The Gongshow that it's time to prove that the fire is still alive inside him. He tells The Gongshow it's time to prove that he truly is the man in the HFWF. MCG tells The Gongshow it's time to see if you can walk the walk, or if you're just all talk, and you're going to crumble under the pressure.

MCG says that he said ALL the championships will be defended at Kings of Wrestling... and that includes the World Title. MCG says he kept track... and at Night to Remember, End of Line pinned The Gongshow. MCG tells The Gongshow he's defending the World Title against End of Line at Kings of Wrestling. THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!! Gongshow looks like he's seen a ghost. MCG continues, saying he then thought on it some more, and realized End of Line pinned Gongshow in the G1 as well... but if we're going by that... two other men pinned The Gongshow as well. So at Kings of Wrestling... THE GONGSHOW DEFENDS THE WORLD TITLE AGAINST END OF LINE, SERAC, AND PETERSIDORKIEWICZ IF EL DANDY OR LEGENDARY AC ADVANCE TO THE BLOCK B FINALS. The crowd goes INSANE as Gongshow is clenching his jaw. MCG wishes The Gongshow luck and to prove the hype is real. MCG walks by Gongshow as Gongshow looks pissed. Gongshow stares as MCG walks up the ramp. Gongshow rests on the ropes, and suddenly, @PeterSidorkiewicz RUNS IN OUT OF NOWHERE AND HITS THE GONGSHOW WITH A HELLUVA KICK!!!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!! Peter stands tall over the fallen champion and motions around his waist.

HYPE VIDEO - @Disclose & @Falco Lombardi hype video for the block A finals, chronicling their ride to the block finals.

HYPE - Legendary AC vs. El Dandy NEXT.

HYPE - Kings of Wrestling, THIS SATURDAY! G1 Special, TOMORROW NIGHT!

MATCH 3 - @The Catalyst (4-0-2-2) vs. @El Dandy (4-1-0-3) - Block B Round Robin
- It's a must-win here. The bell rings, and the two men charge and unload on each other with strikes to a HUGE pop from the crowd. Legendary AC gets the advantage with knees and headbutts and LEGENDARY AC CLOTHESLINES DANDY OVER THE TOP AND TO THE FLOOR EARLY! Legendary AC measures up El Dandy, and LEGENDARY AC WIPES OUT DANDY WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! The crowd pops big as Legendary AC sticks on El Dandy, and lays into him with hard strikes. El Dandy gets up and tries running from AC, but AC is right on him and Legendary AC throws El Dandy into the ring steps. Dandy tries pushing AC off, but AC lunges and hits more punches on Dandy. Commentary says this is MONTHS in the making as AC was screwed out of the title at Limitless by El Dandy. Legendary AC grabs El Dandy, AND AC FOR AN IRISH WHIP, BUT EL DANDY COUNTERS AND SENDS LEGENDARY AC HARD INTO THE GUARDRAIL! Legendary AC hits hard, and EL DANDY CHARGES AND HITS A BIG SPLASH TO LEGENDARY AC, CRUSHING HIM IN BETWEEN HIS BODY AND THE GUARDRAIL TO A BIG REACTION! El Dandy gets up and plays to the crowd to massive heat. El Dandy rolls in and out of the ring to reset the count. El Dandy backs away, and EL DANDY FOR A SUPER CHARGED RUNNING KNEE, BUT LEGENDARY AC POPS UP AND CLOTHESLINES EL DANDY OUT OF MID-AIR AND DROPS HIM HARD ON THE FLOOR!
- Legendary AC looks into the crowd and gets a big pop. Legendary AC pulls El Dandy and lifts him up on his shoulder, and LEGENDARY AC RAMS EL DANDY INTO THE RING POST FACE FIRST! Legendary AC immediately mounts El Dandy and hammers him in the face. Legendary AC pulls El Dandy up, and LEGENDARY AC HITS EL DANDY WITH A SUPLEX INTO THE GUARDRAIL! Commentary notes how the referee is being more lenient with his count for these two. Legendary AC rolls in and out of the ring to reset the super slow count anyways as the referee is pleading with them to bring it back in the ring. Legendary AC hits hard knees to the side of El Dandy's head, and LEGENDARY AC FOR A BACK SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR, BUT DANDY FLIPS THROUGH! Legendary AC turns back and charges, but EL DANDY DROP TOEHOLDS LEGENDARY AC FACE FIRST INTO THE RING STEPS! El Dandy sells, and then finds an opening, and EL DANDY WITH A DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF LEGENDARY AC'S HEAD AGAINST THE RING STEPS! El Dandy rolls into the ring and plays to the crowd to a massive heat. Legendary AC gets up against the apron, and EL DANDY WITH A MASSIVE DROPKICK THROUGH THE ROPES SENDS LEGENDARY AC ON TOP OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
- El Dandy plays to the crowd more to massive heat, and then sees Legendary AC on the announce table. El Dandy smirks... EL DANDY WITH A SPRINGBOARD SOMERSAULT OFF THE TOP ALL THE WAY TO LEGENDARY AC ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, BUT LEGENDARY AC MOVES AND EL DANDY PUTS HIMSELF THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!! THE CROWD GOES INSANE!!!!!!! El Dandy looks OUT as the referee runs out to check on Dandy as Legendary AC smirks sitting against the ring steps. We see several replays of the spot as a "HOLY SHIT" chant is strong. Legendary AC pulls El Dandy up as the referee tries pleading him off, but Legendary AC doesn't look to give a damn. Legendary AC has El Dandy up on his shoulder, and LEGENDARY AC WITH A LAUNCHING SNAKE EYES INTO THE RING STEPS ON EL DANDY!!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!!! LEGENDARY AC ROLLS DANDY INTO THE RING.... AC FOR THE COVER.... EL DANDY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!!!! HOW!?!?!!?
- Legendary AC bites his lip and nods. Legendary AC out on the apron and he climbs up top. He waits for Dandy to get up, and LEGENDARY AC FOR A DIVING ELBOW DROP ON THE STANDING EL DANDY, BUT DANDY OUT OF MID-AIR HITS A JUMPING NECKBREAKER ON LEGENDARY AC!!!!! WHOA!!!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!! EL DANDY CRAWLS ON TOP OF THE COVER.... BUT LEGENDARY AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!!! Both men slowly get to their feet, and they stare at each other for a split second, and THEY UNLOAD ON EACH OTHER WITH MORE FISTICUFFS! The crowd goes wild as they're unloading on each other, but EL DANDY RAKES THE EYES TO BOOS! Legendary AC turns, and EL DANDY WITH A REVERSE RANA ON LEGENDARY AC! Legendary AC on his knees from the momentum, and EL DANDY OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS OUT LEGENDARY AC WITH A SUPER CHARGED RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! El Dandy gets up, selling the announce table crash still. He holds up a finger gun to Legendary AC, and El Dandy pulls the trigger. EL DANDY FOR THE D-DRIVER, BUT LEGENDARY AC FIGHTS IT! ANGEL'S WINGS, BUT EL DANDY SPINS OUT OF IT! GUT KICK, AND A RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD FROM DANDY! DANDY WITH REPEATED RUNNING TURNBUCKLE DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS TO LEGENDARY AC! El Dandy with an airplane spin, and El Dandy lets AC fly!
- AC uses the ropes to get his bearing, but EL DANDY WITH A MONSTROUS SUPER CHARGED RUNNING KNEE AGAIN!!! El Dandy pulls Legendary AC up... TORNADO DDT!!! HE SPIKES AC ON HIS HEAD!!!! EL DANDY FOR THE COVER.... LEGENDARY AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!! El Dandy almost can't believe it as he sits up. El Dandy gets up, and EL DANDY FOR DR. WILY BOMB, BUT LEGENDARY AC COUNTERS INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN... BUT HE DEADLIFTS EL DANDY UP OFF THE MAT!!! AC WITH A POWERBOMB... AND THEN A SECOND... AND THEN A MASSIVE SITDOWN POWERBOMB TO COMPLETE THE TRIFECTA OF REPEATED TRIPLES!!!! LEGENDARY AC FOR THE COVER.... EL DANDY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!! Legendary AC rolls up to his feet and measures El Dandy up... LEGENDARY AC FOR THE FLASH KICK, BUT EL DANDY BLOCKS AND HAS AC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS... TORTURE RACK INTO A RACK BOMB!!!! THE CROWD EXPLODES!!! EL DANDY FOR THE COVER..... AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT NOW!!! WOW!!!
- El Dandy can't believe it. El Dandy gets up... finger gun, and he pulls the trigger! EL DANDY GRABS AC... BUT LEGENDARY AC FIGHTS IT... AND LEGENDARY AC FOR A FLASH KICK AGAIN, BUT DANDY BLOCKS AND HITS A BICYCLE KNEE ON LEGENDARY AC!!! AC IS STAGGERED... EL DANDY FOR THE D-DRIVER.... LEGENDARY AC OUT OF IT AGAIN.... AND LEGENDARY AC WITH A KICK AND THE CHAOS TRIGGER, BUT EL DANDY FIGHTS IT! AC FIGHTS BACK WITH KNEES TO THE HEAD... LEGENDARY AC LIFTS EL DANDY UP AND LEGENDARY AC HITS THE STYLES CLASH OUT OF NOWHERE ON EL DANDY!!!!! THE CROWD EXPLODES!!!! LEGENDARY AC FOR THE COVER..... AND LEGENDARY AC PINS EL DANDY!!!!! REVENGE AT LAST FOR LEGENDARY AC!!!!






NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! EL DANDY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MILLISECOND!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! The crowd explodes as Legendary AC sits up and he can't believe it. Legendary AC gets up and he pulls El Dandy up... CHAOS TRIGGER... BUT EL DANDY BACKS AC INTO THE CORNER! El Dandy off the ropes, and AC FOR A BIG BOOT, BUT EL DANDY CATCHES HIM! ROLLING THUNDER! El Dandy can't immediately follow up with a moonsault as he sells the effects of the match. El Dandy climbs up after a moment... BUT AC POPS UP AND ATTACKS EL DANDY'S BACK! HE BLOCKS THE MOONSAULT ATTEMPT! El Dandy is trying to kick AC off, but AC climbs up and they're exchanging strikes at a ridiculous rate as the crowd goes INSANE... BUT LEGENDARY AC DROPS EL DANDY'S FACE OFF THE TOP OF THE RING POST! AND HE DOES IT AGAIN!!! LEGENDARY AC OUT ON THE APRON... HE HAS EL DANDY... EL DANDY IS DRAPED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE... AND LEGENDARY AC HITS A DRAPING CHAOS TRIGGER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND ON THE APRON TO EL DANDY!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CROWD GOES INSANE!!! MAURO IS LOSING HIS MIND!!! MAMA MIA LEGENDARY AC HAS KILLED EL DANDY!!!!! LEGENDARY AC ROLLS EL DANDY'S LIFELESS BODY INTO THE RING...... AC FOR THE COVER... AND IT'S GOOD!!!!!! LEGENDARY AC IS GOING TO THE BLOCK B FINALS!!!!!

RESULT: Legendary AC def. El Dandy via pin @ 23:00.

Post-match: The crowd blows the roof off the place as Legendary AC sits up with a smile on his face, finally conquering his nemesis. The man who cost him the World Title months ago at Limitless with a stunning return has now seen his G1 hopes come to a crashing halt as Legendary AC put the metaphorical bullet through those. We see highlights of the match, focusing on the springboard attack through the announce table, and the draping Chaos Trigger on the ring apron. Legendary AC is celebrating his victory live. Legendary AC holds up a finger gun and pulls the trigger of El Dandy's lifeless body in the middle of the ring.

@UnrealMachine walks out on the ramp and stares into the ring at Legendary AC. The two stare each other down as they meet tomorrow night!

 

[M.C.G. 31]

FINAL STANDINGS

BLOCK A		PIN/SUB WIN	DQ/CO WIN	DRAW/ NC/TIME	LOSS	POINTS	BLOCK B		PIN/SUB WIN	DQ/CO WIN	DRAW/ NC/TIME	LOSS	POINTS
Clinched	Disclose	6	1	0	2	20	Clinched	UnrealMachine	6	0	1	2	19
Clinched	Falco Lombardi	5	0	0	4	15	Clinched	Legendary AC	5	0	2	2	17
e	Mitchy	4	0	2	3	14	e	PeterSidorkiewicz	5	0	1	3	16
e	SeidoN	3	2	1	3	14	e	El Dandy	4	1	0	4	14
e	Scandale du Jour	4	1	0	4	14	e	End of Line	4	0	2	3	14
e	Fro	4	0	1	4	13	e	The Gongshow	3	1	1	3	12
e	Emperoreddy	4	0	0	5	12	e	Dr Pepper	2	2	0	4	10
e	ColePens	2	2	1	4	11	e	Serac	3	0	0	5	9
e	BonMorrison	3	0	0	6	9	e	Cor	3	0	0	5	9
e	Paris in Flames	2	0	0	7	6	e	Jbell	1	0	1	7	4

[TBODY] [/TBODY]

 

[M.C.G. 31]

G1 FRIDAY SPECIAL
JULY 10

BLOCK A FINALS
Disclose vs. Falco Lombardi

BLOCK B FINALS
Legendary AC vs. UnrealMachine

BATTLE ROYAL TO DETERMINE FRO'S CHALLENGER AT KINGS OF WRESTLING
Emperoreddy vs. Cor vs. Mitchy vs. SeidoN vs. Scandale du Jour vs. ColePens vs. OmniSens vs. Brudda vs. Natey vs. Virtanen

WINNERS CHALLENGE FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES AT KINGS OF WRESTLING
FTR (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder) vs. God's Gift to Wrestling (BonMorrison & Paris in Flames)​

 

[M.C.G. 31]

G1 CLIMAX
Disclose OR Falco Lombardi vs. Legendary AC OR UnrealMachine

FATAL FOUR WAY; HFWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
The Gongshow (c) vs. Serac vs. End of Line vs. PeterSidorkiewicz

​

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

HFWF WEEKLY 80
JULY 9, 2020
BLOCK B FINALE NIGHT

- Opening video. G1 hype.

MATCH 1 - @UnrealMachine (5-0-1-2) vs. @End of Line (4-0-2-2) - Block B Round Robin
- The fans are buzzing with anticipation of this battle. They go face-to-face in the middle of the ring. End of Line laughs maniacally, so UnrealMachine backs End of Line into the corner and hits shoulder blocks. UnrealMachine sends End of Line hard into the opposite corner, but End of Line no sells and launches his body towards UnrealMachine and knocks him down. End of Line unloads with a flurry of rights on UnrealMachine next, and then hits reverse elbows in the corner. End of Line sends UnrealMachine into the opposite corner and End of Line hits a big splash in the corner. End of Line off the ropes and he looks for a big clothesline, but UnrealMachine falls back against the ropes but remains on his feet. End of Line unloads with more rights and he runs off the ropes, but UnrealMachine charges and looks for a clothesline, but End of Line dodges it! UnrealMachine turns and End of Line hits a big uppercut to UnrealMachine. End of Line with shoulder blocks in the corner now and now he unloads with a flurry of headbutts, putting UnrealMachine on his knees. End of Line off the ropes, and he hits a running hip attack to the head of UnrealMachine in the corner! UnrealMachine now in a seated position, and End of Line out of the opposite corner hits a HUGE running hip attack to UnrealMachine's head in the corner! End of Line for the cover, but UnrealMachine kicks out at two.
- End of Line pulls UnrealMachine up and hits more headbutts, but UnrealMachine gets pissed now and he jabs End of Line in the gut. UnrealMachine hits repeated knees to the face and chest area of End of Line, and UnrealMachine then sends End of Line hard into the corner. UnrealMachine for a running shoulder block but End of Line gets his knee up in UnrealMachine's face! UnrealMachine staggers back, End of Line on the middle turnbuckle, END OF LINE FOR AN AX HANDLE, BUT UNREALMACHINE CATCHES HIM AND HITS HIM WITH A BIG OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! UnrealMachine shakes the effects of EoL's offense off and gets up to his feet. UnrealMachine mounts End of Line now and unloads on him with a series of strikes, aiming for the head and face of End of Line, but End of Line grabs UnrealMachine and rolls him over. End of Line mounts UnrealMachine now and unloads on him with hard rights. The fans are going wild! UnrealMachine gets up, but END OF LINE WITH A RUNNING BOOT TO THE SIDE OF UNREALMACHINE'S HEAD SENDS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND TO THE FLOOR!
- End of Line stands on the apron now and he leads the crowd in song, as they sing "Killing Him Softly." End of Line jumps off the apron to UnrealMachine, but UNREALMACHINE CATCHES HIM AND UNREALMACHINE WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!! WHOA!!!! The crowd explodes as End of Line crashes hard on the floor as UnrealMachine sits up and sells End of Line's offense, as End of Line is giving him a run for his money. UnrealMachine hits a series of aggressive knee strikes to End of Line and then gets up. Unreal crawls in and out of the ring to reset the count and then he pulls End of Line up, and UnrealMachine sends End of Line hard into the guardrail! UnrealMachine charges, but END OF LINE TAKES UNREALMACHINE DOWN WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE ON THE FLOOR! Unreal hits hard as End of Line starts laughing as he lays on the floor. End of Line pulls Unreal up and throws him face first into the ring steps. End of Line does this repeatedly and then throws UnrealMachine face first into the ring post. End of Line plays to the crowd as they're going wild, and End of Line backs away, and END OF LINE FOR A RUNNING HIP ATTACK AGAINST THE RING STEPS, BUT UNREALMACHINE MOVES AND END OF LINE CRASHES HARD INTO THE STEPS! UnrealMachine gets up, and UNREALMACHINE WITH A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX ON END OF LINE ON THE RING APRON! UnrealMachine pushes End of Line into the ring, and UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER..... END OF LINE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- UnrealMachine pulls the MMA gloves off and he shakes his head as he looks down at End of Line. UnrealMachine hits stiff, closed-fist punches to the head of End of Line as the referee is counting them and UnrealMachine breaks at four. UnrealMachine intimidates the ref, and then goes back to End of Line, and UNREALMACHINE HITS A SERIES OF STIFF ELBOWS TO THE HEAD OF END OF LINE! UnrealMachine has HAD IT with End of Line. UnrealMachine deadlifts End of Line up off the mat... GERMAN SUPLEX! UNREALMACHINE WITH ANOTHER DEADLIFT AND GERMAN SUPLEX! UnrealMachine picks End of Line up and talks trash to him in the corner. End of Line tries fighting him off, but UnrealMachine clobbers him with ferocious strikes and knee attacks. UnrealMachine backs away, and UNREALMACHINE WITH A BIG JUMPING KNEE ATTACK TO END OF LINE IN THE CORNER! That's a hard knee! UnrealMachine clobbers the back of End of Line, and UNREALMACHINE WITH A GIANT GERMAN SUPLEX TO END OF LINE, CAUSING HIM TO LAND ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! UnrealMachine starts laughing and talks more trash, asking End of Line if he thought he had it easy.
- UnrealMachine picks End of Line up slowly, but End of Line unleashes with punches to a big pop, but UnrealMachine cuts him off with blows to the back and then knee lifts. UnrealMachine sends End of Line hard into the corner. UnrealMachine sets up in the opposite corner, and UNREALMACHINE CHARGES FOR A BIG RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK BUT END OF LINE MOVES AND UNREALMACHINE CRASHES IN THE TURNBUCKLE TO A HUUUUGE POP!!! END OF LINE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS UP AND HITS A BIG RUNNING HIP ATTACK TO UNREALMACHINE AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE! UnrealMachine staggers out, and End of Line with a Urange and he follows up with a running senton! End of Line for the cover... UNREALMACHINE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO! End of Line plays to the crowd and sticks his tongue out like a maniac. End of Line pulls UnrealMachine up, and END OF LINE HAS THE BIG MAN UP FOR A BIG SUPLEX... AND END OF LINE THROWS HIM HALF WAY ACROSS THE RING!!! THE CROWD EXPLODES FOR THAT FEAT OF STRENGTH!!! END OF LINE NOW PULLS UNREALMACHINE UP... END OF LINE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!!! End of Line plays to the crowd more, and now he spider walks towards UnrealMachine... END OF LINE HAS UNREALMACHINE FOR THE OVERKILL.... BUT UNREALMACHINE COUNTERS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
- End of Line and UnrealMachine sell the effects of the match as the crowd is going wild. End of Line gets up in the corner, and UNREALMACHINE FOR A BIG RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK IN THE CORNER, BUT END OF LINE MOVES!!! UNREALMACHINE POSTS HIMSELF AND FALLS OUT ON THE APRON! The crowd pops big as UnrealMachine and End of Line slowly get up, Unreal on the apron, and END OF LINE CHARGES OFF THE ROPES, AND HE SPEARS UNREALMACHINE THROUGH THE ROPES AND BOTH MEN CRASH OUT TO THE FLOOR TO A HUUUUUGE POP FROM THE CROWD FOR THE IMPACT!!!! The crowd goes INSANE as the referee checks on both men out on the floor. End of Line slowly gets up... END OF LINE SETS UP UNREALMACHINE FOR OVERKILL ON THE FLOOR...

BUT @The Gongshow APPEARS IN THE CROWD TO A HUGE AMOUNT OF HEAT!!! END OF LINE LETS GO OF UNREALMACHINE! End of Line walks over to the guardrail and stares at The Gongshow as The Gongshow has a smirk on his face and holds the World Title up in the air to a huge amount of heat. Suddenly, the crowd shrieks, End of Line turns around... AND UNREALMACHINE CHARGES AND HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE GONGSHOW DISTRACTION WITH A SPEAR THROUGH THE GUARDRAIL TO END OF LINE!!!!!! HOLY **** THAT PIECE OF GUARDRAIL WENT FLYING!!!!!! THE CROWD GOES INSANE AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!! The Gongshow shouts at UnrealMachine to get him. UnrealMachine gets up, and he pulls End of Line's dead weight up and rolls him into the ring. UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER....... BUT END OF LINE SOMEHOW GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!!! UnrealMachine grits his teeth and gets visibly angry, but he pulls End of Line up... AND UNREALMACHINE WITH AN F5 ON END OF LINE!!!! UNREALMACHINE FOR THE COVER.... AND UNREALMACHINE WINS!!!! UNREALMACHINE CLINCHES A SPOT IN THE B BLOCK FINAL!!!

RESULT: UnrealMachine def. End of Line via pin @ 21:00.

Post-match: The fans boo big as UnrealMachine sits up and laughs. The Gongshow has a smirk on the apron, but the celebration doesn't last long...

@ColePens RUNS DOWN TO THE RING AND HE HAS A STEEL CHAIR! COLEPENS ATTACKS UNREALMACHINE!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS AS UNREALMACHINE ROLLS OUT OF HARMS WAY! ColePens stands tall, flailing the chair around as he stares up at UnrealMachine and The Gongshow backing up the ramp. ColePens turns his head slightly and glares at End of Line, who gets to his knees and smirks as he looks back at ColePens.

PROMO - @BonMorrison & @Paris in Flames are shown. They talk about their disappointment in the G1 tournament, but they have all the moral victories in the world for propping up their counterparts for the benefit of the fans. Suddenly, Paris in Flames cuts BonMorrison off. Paris tells Bon he's sick of the moral victories. He says he doesn't give a damn about the people's joy and entertainment, and he doesn't give a damn about "moral victories" and he sure as hell doesn't give a damn about "letting" people win or making up anymore excuses. Paris tells Bon they need to get their act together. They let the tag titles slip away from them twice, this is their chance to reclaim what is theirs. There are no tricycles, there is no popcorn, or ice cream or ice cream freezers. It's God's Gift to Wrestling against FTR. Two of the best tag teams of this generation head-to-head for a chance to face the tag champions in two days at Kings of Wrestling. Paris says playtime is over. It's time for them to WIN. BonMorrison snarls and nods in agreement. Bon tells FTR that they're in for the fight of a lifetime tomorrow night, and FTR better hope Bon & Paris only show them the mercy of not hurting them so bad that their careers end tomorrow.

LOCKER ROOM - @Mitchy and @SeidoN are shown in the locker room, arms crossed, not talking, tension clear as day. @Serac enters the shot and he asks them if they're cool. No response. Serac says they promised not to let this tournament get between them and to snap out of it. Still no response. Serac says they need to get their **** together and get back on the same page. Serac says he's not sure if Mitchy or SeidoN noticed because they've been caught up in the G1, but The Outcasts are THE dominant force in the HFWF after Night to Remember... or at least, they thought they would be until @Fro, @Dr Pepper & @jbell886 walked out with the gold. Serac says The Blueprint accomplished in 5 months what they set out to do over 18 months ago and they still haven't done it. Serac tells Mitchy and SeidoN to get on the same page and get over last week because it's over with. Mitchy gets up, and SeidoN then gets up. Mitchy tells SeidoN he's cool. SeidoN responds, telling Mitchy not to cost him the battle royal tomorrow night. SeidoN walks out of the locker room. Mitchy seethes as Serac looks disappointed in the background.

MATCH 2 - @Serac (3-0-0-5) vs. @Cor (3-0-0-5) - Block B Round Robin
- They go to lockup, but after a short exchange, Cor wrestles Serac down to the mat. Cor with some wrestling rolls and then a front face lock. Serac powers up, but Cor gets to his knees and drags Serac down. Serac spins out of it and applies an arm bar, but Cor gets free. They pop up, and Serac hits an arm drag on Cor. Cor pops up and runs into another arm drag. Serac looks for an arm bar out of it, but Cor spins out of it. Cor with a single arm deadlift, but Serac gets free and hits a knife edge chop to Cor. Serac sends Cor off the ropes, but Cor slips behind and looks for a back suplex, but Serac flips through. Serac dodges a clothesline attempt, and SERAC FOR A SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, BUT COR CUTS HIM OFF WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OF HIS OWN OUT OF MID-AIR! Serac goes to the corner selling, and Cor hits a splash. Cor off the ropes and he takes Serac down with a big boot. Cor off the ropes and he looks for a leg drop, but Serac moves. Serac hits a hard kick to Cor's chest. Cor is frozen in a seated position selling, and SERAC OFF THE ROPES WITH ANOTHER PENALTY KICK, BUT COR AVOIDS IT! HE ROLLS SERAC UP FOR A TWO COUNT!
- Both men pop up and Serac unleashes a flurry of strikes on Cor. He swipes the feet out from under Cor, and SERAC WITH A MOONSAULT DOUBLE KNEE DROP! Serac then off the ropes, and he hits another knee drop to Cor! Serac sits Cor up and unleashes hard kicks to the back of Cor. Cor gets up selling his back, and Serac slaps Cor's back! Serac sends Cor chest first into the corner and hits forearms to the upper back of Cor. Serac runs out of the opposite corner and looks for an attack, but Cor slips out of the way! COR FOR AN OLYMPIC SLAM, BUT SERAC COUNTERS INTO AN ARM DRAG! Cor up on the ropes, and Serac charges and hits a forearm smash! Serac off the ropes, but COR CUTS HIM OFF, AND COR THEN TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Serac crashes down on the floor hard as Cor sells in the ring. Cor rolls out and he pulls Serac up. Cor hits Serac with punches and then throws him face first into the ring apron. Cor rolls Serac back into the ring. Cor goes up top and measures up Serac, but SERAC RUNS UP TOP! SERAC LOOKS FOR A TOP ROPE MOVE, BUT COR FIGHTS OUT OF IT! Cor hits strikes and headbutts to Serac, and COR WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OUT OF THE CORNER! COR FOR THE COVER.... SERAC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO AND A HALF!
- Cor mounts Serac and clobbers him with hard shots. Cor pulls Serac up and punches him some more and then sends him into the corner. COR FOR A SPLASH, BUT SERAC GETS HIS KNEES UP! Serac on the middle turnbuckle, and SERAC FOR METEORA, BUT COR AVOIDS IT! Serac rolls through and to his feet, but Serac runs into a big boot from Cor! Cor with a leg drop, COR FOR THE COVER BUT SERAC KICKS OUT AT TWO! Serac uses the ropes to pull himself up, but Cor grabs him, and COR WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! HE KEEPS IT LOCKED IN... A SECOND GERMAN, AND HE LOOKS FOR A THIRD, BUT SERAC ROLLS THROUGH AND HE TURNS IT INTO A CALF CRUSHER TO A BIG POP!!!! COR SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN!!!! COR IS LOCKED IN AND FAR AWAY FROM THE ROPES! COR LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO TAP AS THE FANS GO NUTS... COR'S GOING TO TAP... BUT HE GRABS SERAC'S HEAD INSTEAD AND SLAMS IT INTO THE CANVAS REPEATEDLY TO FORCE A BREAK! Both men sell on the mat as there's a pause in the action.
- Cor gets up in the corner, and SERAC CHARGES AND HITS A DOUBLE KNEE ATTACK! Serac off the ropes now and SERAC FOR THE CLAYMORE KICK, BUT COR CATCHES HIM AND COR APPLIES THE ANKLE LOCK!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!! SERAC IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND HE LOOKS READY TO TAP!!! SERAC IS GONNA TAP.... BUT SERAC ROLLS THROUGH AND SENDS COR INTO THE ROPES! COR BOUNCES BACK, SERAC ROLLS COR UP... COR KICKS OUT AT TWO! Both men slowly get up, SERAC WITH A SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AND IT CONNECTS THIS TIME!!! SERAC FOR THE COVER.... COR KICKS OUT!!! AND COR WITH A CRUCIFIX PIN ON SERAC NOW... BUT SERAC KICKS OUT AT TWO AND A HALF! THAT WAS CLOSE! The crowd is buzzing now as both men pop up, and SERAC FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT COR DODGES IT! COR WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM, BUT SERAC LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE RUNS BY COR, AND SERAC HITS THE CLAYMORE KICK ON COR!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!! SERAC FOR THE COVER.... AND SERAC PICKS UP THE WIN!!!!

RESULT: Serac def. Cor via pin @ 11:00.

Post-match: The fans pop big as Serac pops up. Serac celebrates his victory. We see highlights of the match, and Serac is celebrating when we come back live. Cor is up, and Cor extends his hand to Serac. Serac shakes Cor's hand! The fans pop as Cor raises Serac's hand and exits the ring.

CATERING - A crowd of people are shown in catering, chatting, having fun. The door slams open, and @Emperoreddy is shown! Silence comes over catering as Emperoreddy stands there with sunglasses on, and takes a whiff of the room. "SMELLS LIKE A BUNCH OF LITTLE *****ES!" yells Emperoreddy. Emperoreddy grabs a plate and walks by the options of food. "FRUIT? **** EM!" He continues down. "CAKES? **** EM!" He continues down. He stops and finally he smiles. He sees the fish sticks and he throws his plate away and takes the whole damn container. He walks over to a table where three people are sitting. He lowers his sunglasses to give them a stare, and they all scurry away. He laughs and sits on his own. He takes a bite, but his smile turns to one of dissatisfaction. "THESE ARE ****ING CHEESESTICKS. WHAT THE ****! **** EM!" Emperoreddy whips the entire container at the wall and stares down the whole room. "**** Y'ALL TOO" Emp yells before leaving.

IN-RING - @M.C.G. 31 makes his return to a mixed reaction, mostly boos from the crowd. MCG comes out and surveys the crowd. MCG starts by putting over the G1 tournament, which gets a big pop from the crowd. MCG says only the best for the best fans in professional wrestling and there's still one more match to come to determine the block B finals. Will it be El Dandy? Will it Legendary AC? Will it be PeterSidorkiewicz, who's on an off-week, and it'll be tough to keep, but if anyone can do it, it's Peter. MCG says that there's only one more... because Dr Pepper hasn't been cleared to compete in his match vs. Gongshow tonight. Boos from the crowd. MCG agrees as he wanted to see that match too, but Dr Pepper is on the up and he should be ready for Saturday and defending the tag titles.

@The Gongshow comes out to a HUGE amount of heat from the crowd, interrupting MCG. The Gongshow enters the ring with a big smile. Gongshow goes to huge MCG... but MCG pushes Gongshow back! The crowd pops BIG! The Gongshow grabs a mic, and says he's a little confused. He says that he wins the World Title, bringing it back to the machine because MCG dropped the ball at Night to Remember, and all MCG has done for the past two months is avoid his phone calls, avoid him in general, and avoid the machine. Gongshow wants to know what gives. Gongshow says MCG can't even show the champ... HIS champ... THE MAN of the HFWF the courtesy of shaking his hand, or congratulating him and instead pushes him away. MCG tells Gongshow to watch his tone. MCG says he agrees, he dropped the ball in 4 minutes at Night to Remember, but Legendary AC was the better man on that night. MCG says he went in there and he fought it alone, he didn't need five people to jump AC.

MCG says he's been here from the very beginning and Legendary AC worked his ass off for 8 years to get that World Title and The Gongshow defied his orders to NOT cash in that briefcase when he did and steal the moment from Legendary AC. MCG says he's not going to hold that against Gongshow, though. MCG says Gongshow finally used the balls he has to make his own decisions and not need MCG's guidance on everything which was a breath of fresh air. But Legendary AC proved to be an A+ player at Night to Remember and it took four guys in The Machine to steal that moment from him. That's alright, though...

MCG tells The Gongshow that he's watched every single match in this G1 tournament. MCG reminds The Gongshow that as champion, there are higher standers... "Gongshow, you as champion... you're not meeting those standards." The fans pop BIG as The Gongshow looks offended at that comment. MCG tells Gongshow not to get him wrong. Gongshow's had a strong G1 showing... but he's already eliminated... and he got pinned quite a bit. More than a champion should. Hell... more than AC did. MCG laughs and tells The Gongshow that he brought him into the HFWF because he saw a fire in his eyes to be the best. To be the man. MCG says he doesn't see that fire anymore. MCG says he hasn't seen that fire in a long time. MCG says he thinks The Gongshow got comfortable being MCG's guy, and decided to coast because he knew things were there for the taking for him. Not anymore, says MCG. MCG tells The Gongshow that it's time to prove that the fire is still alive inside him. He tells The Gongshow it's time to prove that he truly is the man in the HFWF. MCG tells The Gongshow it's time to see if you can walk the walk, or if you're just all talk, and you're going to crumble under the pressure.

MCG says that he said ALL the championships will be defended at Kings of Wrestling... and that includes the World Title. MCG says he kept track... and at Night to Remember, End of Line pinned The Gongshow. MCG tells The Gongshow he's defending the World Title against End of Line at Kings of Wrestling. THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!! Gongshow looks like he's seen a ghost. MCG continues, saying he then thought on it some more, and realized End of Line pinned Gongshow in the G1 as well... but if we're going by that... two other men pinned The Gongshow as well. So at Kings of Wrestling... THE GONGSHOW DEFENDS THE WORLD TITLE AGAINST END OF LINE, SERAC, AND PETERSIDORKIEWICZ IF EL DANDY OR LEGENDARY AC ADVANCE TO THE BLOCK B FINALS. The crowd goes INSANE as Gongshow is clenching his jaw. MCG wishes The Gongshow luck and to prove the hype is real. MCG walks by Gongshow as Gongshow looks pissed. Gongshow stares as MCG walks up the ramp. Gongshow rests on the ropes, and suddenly, @PeterSidorkiewicz RUNS IN OUT OF NOWHERE AND HITS THE GONGSHOW WITH A HELLUVA KICK!!!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!! Peter stands tall over the fallen champion and motions around his waist.

HYPE VIDEO - @Disclose & @Falco Lombardi hype video for the block A finals, chronicling their ride to the block finals.

HYPE - Legendary AC vs. El Dandy NEXT.

HYPE - Kings of Wrestling, THIS SATURDAY! G1 Special, TOMORROW NIGHT!

MATCH 3 - @The Catalyst (4-0-2-2) vs. @El Dandy (4-1-0-3) - Block B Round Robin
- It's a must-win here. The bell rings, and the two men charge and unload on each other with strikes to a HUGE pop from the crowd. Legendary AC gets the advantage with knees and headbutts and LEGENDARY AC CLOTHESLINES DANDY OVER THE TOP AND TO THE FLOOR EARLY! Legendary AC measures up El Dandy, and LEGENDARY AC WIPES OUT DANDY WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! The crowd pops big as Legendary AC sticks on El Dandy, and lays into him with hard strikes. El Dandy gets up and tries running from AC, but AC is right on him and Legendary AC throws El Dandy into the ring steps. Dandy tries pushing AC off, but AC lunges and hits more punches on Dandy. Commentary says this is MONTHS in the making as AC was screwed out of the title at Limitless by El Dandy. Legendary AC grabs El Dandy, AND AC FOR AN IRISH WHIP, BUT EL DANDY COUNTERS AND SENDS LEGENDARY AC HARD INTO THE GUARDRAIL! Legendary AC hits hard, and EL DANDY CHARGES AND HITS A BIG SPLASH TO LEGENDARY AC, CRUSHING HIM IN BETWEEN HIS BODY AND THE GUARDRAIL TO A BIG REACTION! El Dandy gets up and plays to the crowd to massive heat. El Dandy rolls in and out of the ring to reset the count. El Dandy backs away, and EL DANDY FOR A SUPER CHARGED RUNNING KNEE, BUT LEGENDARY AC POPS UP AND CLOTHESLINES EL DANDY OUT OF MID-AIR AND DROPS HIM HARD ON THE FLOOR!
- Legendary AC looks into the crowd and gets a big pop. Legendary AC pulls El Dandy and lifts him up on his shoulder, and LEGENDARY AC RAMS EL DANDY INTO THE RING POST FACE FIRST! Legendary AC immediately mounts El Dandy and hammers him in the face. Legendary AC pulls El Dandy up, and LEGENDARY AC HITS EL DANDY WITH A SUPLEX INTO THE GUARDRAIL! Commentary notes how the referee is being more lenient with his count for these two. Legendary AC rolls in and out of the ring to reset the super slow count anyways as the referee is pleading with them to bring it back in the ring. Legendary AC hits hard knees to the side of El Dandy's head, and LEGENDARY AC FOR A BACK SUPLEX ON THE FLOOR, BUT DANDY FLIPS THROUGH! Legendary AC turns back and charges, but EL DANDY DROP TOEHOLDS LEGENDARY AC FACE FIRST INTO THE RING STEPS! El Dandy sells, and then finds an opening, and EL DANDY WITH A DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF LEGENDARY AC'S HEAD AGAINST THE RING STEPS! El Dandy rolls into the ring and plays to the crowd to a massive heat. Legendary AC gets up against the apron, and EL DANDY WITH A MASSIVE DROPKICK THROUGH THE ROPES SENDS LEGENDARY AC ON TOP OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
- El Dandy plays to the crowd more to massive heat, and then sees Legendary AC on the announce table. El Dandy smirks... EL DANDY WITH A SPRINGBOARD SOMERSAULT OFF THE TOP ALL THE WAY TO LEGENDARY AC ON THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, BUT LEGENDARY AC MOVES AND EL DANDY PUTS HIMSELF THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!! THE CROWD GOES INSANE!!!!!!! El Dandy looks OUT as the referee runs out to check on Dandy as Legendary AC smirks sitting against the ring steps. We see several replays of the spot as a "HOLY ****" chant is strong. Legendary AC pulls El Dandy up as the referee tries pleading him off, but Legendary AC doesn't look to give a damn. Legendary AC has El Dandy up on his shoulder, and LEGENDARY AC WITH A LAUNCHING SNAKE EYES INTO THE RING STEPS ON EL DANDY!!!! THE CROWD GOES NUTS!!! LEGENDARY AC ROLLS DANDY INTO THE RING.... AC FOR THE COVER.... EL DANDY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!!!! HOW!?!?!!?
- Legendary AC bites his lip and nods. Legendary AC out on the apron and he climbs up top. He waits for Dandy to get up, and LEGENDARY AC FOR A DIVING ELBOW DROP ON THE STANDING EL DANDY, BUT DANDY OUT OF MID-AIR HITS A JUMPING NECKBREAKER ON LEGENDARY AC!!!!! WHOA!!!!! THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!! EL DANDY CRAWLS ON TOP OF THE COVER.... BUT LEGENDARY AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!!! Both men slowly get to their feet, and they stare at each other for a split second, and THEY UNLOAD ON EACH OTHER WITH MORE FISTICUFFS! The crowd goes wild as they're unloading on each other, but EL DANDY RAKES THE EYES TO BOOS! Legendary AC turns, and EL DANDY WITH A REVERSE RANA ON LEGENDARY AC! Legendary AC on his knees from the momentum, and EL DANDY OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS OUT LEGENDARY AC WITH A SUPER CHARGED RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! HOLY ****!!!! El Dandy gets up, selling the announce table crash still. He holds up a finger gun to Legendary AC, and El Dandy pulls the trigger. EL DANDY FOR THE D-DRIVER, BUT LEGENDARY AC FIGHTS IT! ANGEL'S WINGS, BUT EL DANDY SPINS OUT OF IT! GUT KICK, AND A RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD FROM DANDY! DANDY WITH REPEATED RUNNING TURNBUCKLE DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS TO LEGENDARY AC! El Dandy with an airplane spin, and El Dandy lets AC fly!
- AC uses the ropes to get his bearing, but EL DANDY WITH A MONSTROUS SUPER CHARGED RUNNING KNEE AGAIN!!! El Dandy pulls Legendary AC up... TORNADO DDT!!! HE SPIKES AC ON HIS HEAD!!!! EL DANDY FOR THE COVER.... LEGENDARY AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!! El Dandy almost can't believe it as he sits up. El Dandy gets up, and EL DANDY FOR DR. WILY BOMB, BUT LEGENDARY AC COUNTERS INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN... BUT HE DEADLIFTS EL DANDY UP OFF THE MAT!!! AC WITH A POWERBOMB... AND THEN A SECOND... AND THEN A MASSIVE SITDOWN POWERBOMB TO COMPLETE THE TRIFECTA OF REPEATED TRIPLES!!!! LEGENDARY AC FOR THE COVER.... EL DANDY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT!!! Legendary AC rolls up to his feet and measures El Dandy up... LEGENDARY AC FOR THE FLASH KICK, BUT EL DANDY BLOCKS AND HAS AC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS... TORTURE RACK INTO A RACK BOMB!!!! THE CROWD EXPLODES!!! EL DANDY FOR THE COVER..... AC GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MOMENT NOW!!! WOW!!!
- El Dandy can't believe it. El Dandy gets up... finger gun, and he pulls the trigger! EL DANDY GRABS AC... BUT LEGENDARY AC FIGHTS IT... AND LEGENDARY AC FOR A FLASH KICK AGAIN, BUT DANDY BLOCKS AND HITS A BICYCLE KNEE ON LEGENDARY AC!!! AC IS STAGGERED... EL DANDY FOR THE D-DRIVER.... LEGENDARY AC OUT OF IT AGAIN.... AND LEGENDARY AC WITH A KICK AND THE CHAOS TRIGGER, BUT EL DANDY FIGHTS IT! AC FIGHTS BACK WITH KNEES TO THE HEAD... LEGENDARY AC LIFTS EL DANDY UP AND LEGENDARY AC HITS THE STYLES CLASH OUT OF NOWHERE ON EL DANDY!!!!! THE CROWD EXPLODES!!!! LEGENDARY AC FOR THE COVER..... AND LEGENDARY AC PINS EL DANDY!!!!! REVENGE AT LAST FOR LEGENDARY AC!!!!






NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! EL DANDY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MILLISECOND!!!! HOLY ****!!!! The crowd explodes as Legendary AC sits up and he can't believe it. Legendary AC gets up and he pulls El Dandy up... CHAOS TRIGGER... BUT EL DANDY BACKS AC INTO THE CORNER! El Dandy off the ropes, and AC FOR A BIG BOOT, BUT EL DANDY CATCHES HIM! ROLLING THUNDER! El Dandy can't immediately follow up with a moonsault as he sells the effects of the match. El Dandy climbs up after a moment... BUT AC POPS UP AND ATTACKS EL DANDY'S BACK! HE BLOCKS THE MOONSAULT ATTEMPT! El Dandy is trying to kick AC off, but AC climbs up and they're exchanging strikes at a ridiculous rate as the crowd goes INSANE... BUT LEGENDARY AC DROPS EL DANDY'S FACE OFF THE TOP OF THE RING POST! AND HE DOES IT AGAIN!!! LEGENDARY AC OUT ON THE APRON... HE HAS EL DANDY... EL DANDY IS DRAPED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE... AND LEGENDARY AC HITS A DRAPING CHAOS TRIGGER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND ON THE APRON TO EL DANDY!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CROWD GOES INSANE!!! MAURO IS LOSING HIS MIND!!! MAMA MIA LEGENDARY AC HAS KILLED EL DANDY!!!!! LEGENDARY AC ROLLS EL DANDY'S LIFELESS BODY INTO THE RING...... AC FOR THE COVER... AND IT'S GOOD!!!!!! LEGENDARY AC IS GOING TO THE BLOCK B FINALS!!!!!

RESULT: Legendary AC def. El Dandy via pin @ 23:00.

Post-match: The crowd blows the roof off the place as Legendary AC sits up with a smile on his face, finally conquering his nemesis. The man who cost him the World Title months ago at Limitless with a stunning return has now seen his G1 hopes come to a crashing halt as Legendary AC put the metaphorical bullet through those. We see highlights of the match, focusing on the springboard attack through the announce table, and the draping Chaos Trigger on the ring apron. Legendary AC is celebrating his victory live. Legendary AC holds up a finger gun and pulls the trigger of El Dandy's lifeless body in the middle of the ring.

@UnrealMachine walks out on the ramp and stares into the ring at Legendary AC. The two stare each other down as they meet tomorrow night!

Via Cid Phoenix of WrestleBlog.net

My review of HFWF WEEKLY 80

Hello faithful followers and welcome to another episode of my show. Tonight was the night to determine who would stamp their ticket to the B Group finals. As we review what happened I will give the Good an Up and the No Good Down. Here we go.

Last week I said I suspected UnrealMachine and End of Line would close tonight's festivities but here we are getting it as the opener. And these two put on one for the ages. Many since End of Line return have pointed out in the old HFWF he was very similar to what we have in UnrealMachine right now. Both these guys are monsters in their own right and want to prove they are the true behemoth of the HFWF. UnrealMachine has the advantage early but as the match goes on End of Line starts to take over and as he looks to deliver an Overkill onto the floor Gongshow appears in the crowd allowing UnrealMachine to use the moment and spear End of Line through the guardrail. I legit feared for some of the spectators having these two come flying at them along with the guardrail. I really hope the fans there were plants or HFWF might be getting sued. UnrealMachine drags End of Line to the ring for a cover but it’s not enough. An F5 later and UnrealMachine is officially in the A block Finals. - Gets an Up. Just a crazy match to open this one and you know that AC and Dandy will try and top it. After the match Colepens comes to the ring and wants a piece of UnrealMachine but he manages to escape. However I don’t think we have seen the last of these two this week.

We get a promo from God’s Gift to Wrestling, Bon and Paris. They lament their disappointment in their tournament results but vow to change their fortune tomorrow night when they face FTR, Dawson and Wilder. We then visit the Outcasts who seem to have not mended their bonds since last week. Mitchy and SeidoN are both upset with each other. Serac does his best to get them back on the same page and while they say they are cool it is not convincing. Depending on the results of the Battle Royal tomorrow this has the potential that it could go nuclear.

Serac has no time to worry about it now as he is in action against Cor. While a spot in the B final is not up for grabs there is still pride and bragging rights. Both these guys have been nice surprises this tournament and this match just solidifies my opinion that both these guys have big things in store for them in the near future. This was no barn burner like the opener but still show cased both men very well. In the end Seracs impressive tournament ends with a victory. - Gets an Up. After the match both men shake hands in a sign of respect.

We see a group of staff and road crew in catering when EmperorEddy walks in. He looks at the food and is not impressed until he comes across a container of what looks like fish sticks. Unfortunately they are Cheesesticks and Eddy tosses them against a nearby wall in frustration. Back to the ring but not a match, the Boss MCG is back. He has not been seen since the show following Night to Remember. He informs the crowd the Gongshow and Dr Pepper match that was scheduled has been cancelled but Pepper is expected to defend the titles with Jbell on Saturday. Gongshow arrives and looks to give his mentor a hug but MCG rejects the act of endearment. MCG says while he is proud of Gongshow for making his own decisions including rejecting his orders to not cash in on AC that fateful night he is not impressed with Gongshows in ring results and says at Kings of Wrestling he will defend the title against End of Line since he lost to him in the tournament. Gong is not happy and is less happy when MCG continues and says that since Gong lost to Peter and Serac as well they will also be in the title match. (Assuming the last match does not end in a draw other wise Peter will not be in the title match due to advancing to the Block B final). Before Gong can object PeterSidorkiewicz drops him with a Helluva Kick. - Gets an Up. Wow, Welcome back MCG. Way to make a good impression.

After a break and a hype video for Disclose versus Falco we go to the ring for our final match of the round robin. The winner advances to take on UnrealMachine, if it ends in a draw PeterSidorkiewicz will get the spot. For two guys who have never faced each other one on one, there's a lot of anger going on. (They have faced each other a bit over the past few weeks in tag matches at house events.) I said they would go all out to be as good or better than the opener and they deliver. I can’t help but feel this is just the beginning of these two feuding, and I can’t wait for more. Great back and forth and both guys getting the advantage for nearfalls. Also a great spot where Dandy dropkicks AC off the apron onto the announce table and then crashes and burns after trying to hit AC with a top rope attack that AC moves for. The end comes as Dandy is attempting a Moonsault that AC disrupts and is able to get Dandy in a Draping Chaos Drives onto the Apron. It looked bad. AC rolls Dandy into the ring and gets the win advancing to face UnrealMachine tomorrow night. - Gets an Up.

Well What a night. Despite there only being three matches instead of the advertised four it was still an amazing night. The return of MCG and the three matches we did get made for a great night. And it is only the start! So what happens tomorrow? Well Let's take a look and make some predictions.

G1 FRIDAY SPECIAL


BLOCK A FINALS
Disclose vs. Falco Lombardi
SInce his loss to ColePens and return to his roots Disclose has been on a roll. The loss to Fro while costing him the All Class Title may have been a blessing in disguise as it allowed him to step up this tournament and show he could be HFWF Heavyweight Championship material. Falco was on what seemed to be a similar path but then something happened, He made a new best friend and became a tag team champion. Similar to Disclose losing the title could actually be a good thing as He too could now prove to have the stuff that makes a Champion. So who will take that step? This is honestly way too close to call. Their tournament match went to the wire with Disclose winning and It makes me think Falco could have the extra motivation to get that win back. I am going with Falco Lombardi (I just know my continued under rating of Disclose will come back to haunt me here)

BLOCK B FINALS
Legendary AC vs. UnrealMachine
On the surface this should be an easy pick with UnrealMachine continuing his dominance. But there are outside factors that need to be taken into account namely, ColePens and El Dandy. There is a strong possibly one or both these guys show up in some capacity. The question is who will benefit from it. To me I have this feeling that we are going to get a ColePens and UnrealMachine feud and this will be...well for a lack of a better word...This will be the Catalyst. Cole will cost UnrealMachine not only the match but his incredible streak will end and Unreal will have a reason to face Cole. My pick is AC.

BATTLE ROYAL TO DETERMINE FRO'S CHALLENGER AT KINGS OF WRESTLING
Emperoreddy vs. Cor vs. Mitchy vs. SeidoN vs. Scandale du Jour vs. ColePens vs. OmniSens vs. Brudda vs. Natey vs. Virtanen
This is a crapshoot. But that's the point. I don’t see Virtanen, Brudda, Natey, or Omni winning so scratch them. If my prediction for AC and UnrealMachine is correct then that essentially eliminates Cole. Based on tonight I see more tension in the future for Mitchy and SeidoN so I am predicting they eimate each other. That leaves Cor, Scandale and Eddy. Based on recent events I have to go with the guy who has had a nice shift in how they look at life. Yes that’s right I am going with Cor.

...Just kidding my pick is Eddy. He just seems to be refreshed with his sudo heel turn. I see this working out for him. Can he turn this opportunity into his first taste of HFWF gold? That is yet to be seen, first he needs to make my prediction come true.

WINNERS CHALLENGE FOR THE TAG TEAM TITLES AT KINGS OF WRESTLING
FTR (Scott Dawson & Dash Wilder) vs. God's Gift to Wrestling (BonMorrison & Paris in Flames)
This seems like an easy call - My pick is Bon and Paris

...But making it so easy seems like a red herring. There is something going on here and I can’t shake the feeling there could be a twist with Bon and Paris losing and maybe having a Barber shop moment in the near future. Only time will tell but at the moment I am sticking with my pick.

I’ll be back tomorrow night with my review and see how my predictions turned out. And of course my picks for how Kings of Wrestling will turn out too. This has been an amazing few months of wrestling and we are now at the cumulation of that and I know the climax is just around the corner. Until tomorrow, I’M Cid Phoenix see you soon.

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

*Cathy Kelley is waiting for AC as he comes through the curtain.*

AC wow what an amazing match. Congrats on getting a spot in the Group B final.

Thanks Cathy. This tournament was gruelling but I’m glad I’ve been able to prove myself.

You now face UnrealMachine tomorrow night to get a shot at the Kings of Wrestling contract. You took him to a time limit draw just a few days ago so you know first hand that it will obviously not easy as UnrealMachine has an impressive record in singles matches. How do you do what so many have failed to do and beat him?

I honestly don’t know. But I do know if I am going to achieve what I set out to do and make HFWF better and take it to that next level I need to find a way to slay the beast so I can have the opportunity to face another test on Saturday with either Falco or Disclose. I want to win this tournament so I can reclaim the title.

You have mentioned recently that you have a new objective in taking HFWF to new heights. This seems contrary and a bit counter to what you said pre Night to Remember. Then you said you didn’t care what anyone thought you just wanted the title?

I can see how you might see it that way but your wrong. When I came back to HFWF it was always with the intention to take it on my back and carry it to that next level. And yeah I didn’t care what others thought but even still have had to prove to the naysayers that I am the one to do that.

I don’t follow.

I knew that if I was going to be the one to carry this company I would need to win the title to do it. But MCG did not believe I could. To be fair he still saw the old AC, the one from 2013, 2014, 2015. The one who was resting on his reputation, the one who had lost his drive and was complacent and expected everything to be handed to him. One who absolutely was not champion material. So when I came back I dropped the Legendary name and only referred to myself as AC. I knew I had to prove I was worthy not only of that name all over again but that I was worthy of the title. However my first detour came when I lost to Fro. My frustration at not getting the title when given a golden opportunity caused me to realize I was not ready and had to change further. Unfortunately I changed a bit too much but when I emerged from that cocoon of darkness I had the final piece of the puzzle I needed to the spot where I could win. And I thought my making it to the finals of the last Kings of Wrestling would show MCG I was different. I had changed. But he was still not convinced. I knew I would have to prove it to him...personally. It was actually a stoke of luck that he won at Limitless because it meant I could not only prove to him I was the man he had been looking for but I would get the championship at the same time and I could begin my larger quest.

But then Gongshow put a stop to that?

Not a stop, no Cathy just another detour. It showed not everyone was convinced I had changed. Gongshow and El Dandy both seemed to resist that I can do this. That I can take the HFWF to not just compete with the big companies but surpass them. I hope tonight I have convinced El Dandy the same way I changed MCGs mind. I am not the same AC he remembered, I have changed. I have had a meandering path to get here but soon I will reclaim the title and I will be the Catalyst that takes the HFWF where it has never gone before. Tomorrow I take one small step for AC, one giant leap for HFWF. Stay tuned.

 

[Disclose]

the real question here is... when will Cid Phoenix show some respect to Disclose?

 

[The Burdened]

HFWF.com Block B Final Night Post Match Exclusive

(@UnrealMachine, who is returning from confronting the man he's going to be facing in the Block B final @The Catalyst, is seen carrying his Machine pal Dandy. Dandy is slumped over Unreal's shoulders as they walk by the post match interview set up.

Medical staff are following Unreal and pleading with him to put Dandy down so they can check on him because of concussion concerns after he took multiple point blank headshots into the top of the ring post + Chaos Trigger on the ring apron.

Dandy begins to talk to Unreal)

"WAIT!' It's okay big man, you can put me down here. I'..I'm alright"

(Unreal suddenly just drops El Dandy as he thuds onto the ground. Dandy sells the less-than-gentle landing and gingerly gets back up where he begins talking about the match with @The Catalyst )

"Ya’ll f***ed up."
You f***ed up, AC."

(Dandy is twitching his eyes)

"I’m f***ed up."

(the medical staff are alarmed at this and they swarm Dandy; undeterred, Dandy shakes them off and continues talking)

"NO. I'm fine. I'm fine I'M FINE.

....AC you're really starting to piss me off, kiddo, but rest assured. This ain't over. Not by a long shot.

HOWEVER, congratulations are in order! Really, I mean it. By virtue of beating me tonight, you've won a prize!"

(El Dandy talks to himself out loud in an over-the-top Price is Right voice “TELL HIM WHAT HE’S WON, BOB").

"You've won an extra match; an additional 1v1 fight! Your opponent?

NEVER BEEN PINNED
NEVER BEEN SUBMITTED
A KILLING MACHINE
A DEATH MACHINE
AN UNREAL MACHINE"

(The camera tilts up and focuses on the menacing @UnrealMachine who is standing behind Dandy.
Unreal is snarling and rolling his shoulders forward as if he's ready to beat the Legendary AC right now and punch his own ticket into the G1 Final.)

 

[The Gongshow]

FATAL FOUR WAY; HFWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP​

The Gongshow (c) vs. Serac vs. End of Line vs. PeterSidorkiewicz

​

 

[Dr Pepper]

Well will you look at that, an actual title defense for our reigning HFWF champion.

It's a damn shame I apparently wasn't ready to slow you down heading into this match.

Call it a missed opportunity, and know that if I could have sent you into your very first title defense with a lingering concussion, I most definitely would have.

Now you have fun out there.

 

[Cor]

HFWF.com Exclusive

*Cathy Kelley is in the parking garage with Cor, who is oddly smiling, despite losing to @Serac earlier in the night*

Cathy: "Cor, you seem to be in a good mood, which is a bit surprising considering your loss earlier in the night"

Cor: "Catherine, it's hard not to be in a good mood. Serac and I put on a good match for these fans, the filming of the movie I am starring in has wrapped, Slow & Calm 12, due in theaters December 25th, and my best friend @Falco Lombardi is in the Block A finals. But on top of all of that, I have another opportunity to get my hands on the All Class Championship. I've said all I've needed to say about @M.C.G. 31 and his tendencies to give random title opportunities to undeserving people, including himself, without them earning it, so I won't go back into that. Falco and I are proving hard work, dedication, and a little bit of fun is all it takes to succeed. At the G1 special, Falco is going to take Block A, and then at Kings of Wrestling is winning the entire damn thing, and will become the next HFWF Champion, while I am going to become the Number 1 Contender, and at Kings of Wrestling, beat @Fro to become All Class Champion."

Cathy: "Cor, there's a lot of talent in the battle royal, including @Emperoreddy who you have exchanged words and tweets with over the past couple of weeks. What makes you so confident?"

Cor: "Emp has lost his way, he's talented as heck, but he's doing everything the wrong way, thinking he can do everything on his own and with no support. In this industry you need support. Look at how Falco and I support each other. He has no allies anymore. He's going to be target number one for everyone in that match. So, f*** em. If I can be excused Catherine, time for me to go for a ride on my new Tric"

*Cor puts on a helmet, and gets on his three wheeled motorcycle. Cor revs the engine, and then...... slowly starts driving out of the parking lot. We see Cor turn onto the city street, and remains going slowly, we hear cars honking as the segment ends*

 

[The Burdened]

Instagram Exclusive

(SCENE: it's 8 AM at a gym, the day of the G1 Special.

@UnrealMachine is getting an early workout before his semi-final match against @The Catalyst . Dandy looks like he's feeling better after his match the prior night and he's shouting motivation to Unreal)

"YOU GOT THIS UNREAL. 97….98….99…100!!!" - Dandy yells as Unreal completes his set.

(Unreal then goes to his gym bag and grabs a syringe and motions for Dandy to do the honors and inject him with some more candy)

“Christ look at you! You're an animal! However, have you considered to get some cardio in? You know, in case your semi-final match goes 60-minutes?

“…….CARDIO!!!!?” Unreal says as he's getting visibly angry at the implication that he'd ever waste time on cardio.

"Easy there big mang, easy. All I’m saying is that your first match with AC went 30-minutes and there is a longer time limit this time. It’s 60-minutes. You gotta be ready in case it goes the distance."

Unreal looks confused, but Dandy continues: "There’s not much time and you only have a few hours, but there is a method I know that can improve your stamina x10 and you get immediate gains."

(Unreal now looks intrigued)

"I’ve been all over the world and wrestled an hour plus on several occasions with no problem. I have the most stamina of anybody on this roster. You want to know my secret? You want to know how to get your cardio up to the next level?"

"….recombinant human erythropoietin?
......EPO?" .... Unreal mumbles

Dandy looks shocked at the big words Unreal just used: "Recombinant what? What does that even mean. No something better:

It's called DDR.
Here, follow me I'll show you."

(fast forward an hour; now Dandy & Unreal are at an arcade)

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.

(Unreal looks on in amazement at Dandy’s foot speed; but then Unreal's demeanor changes to disgust as he realizes this is a waste of his time and he’d rather be doing bicep curls.

Sensing he needs a pump, Unreal then lifts up the machine off the ground with Dandy still on it as the video ends.)

 

[Emperoreddy]

If I have to bite into one more cheese stick, the entire catering staff gets FUed

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

Haven’t been around all weekend to shit post. When’s the tentative ppv post date? Gotta get ready.

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Haven’t been around all weekend to **** post. When’s the tentative ppv post date? Gotta get ready.

Later in the week. Still have G1 special.

 

[The Gongshow]

Well will you look at that, an actual title defense for our reigning HFWF champion.

It's a damn shame I apparently wasn't ready to slow you down heading into this match.

Call it a missed opportunity, and know that if I could have sent you into your very first title defense with a lingering concussion, I most definitely would have.

Now you have fun out there.

Checks to see who even are the tag champs..

Checks to see how many defences they have...

Your words mean nothing. You're lucky we didnt have that match or tour career would be over. Enjoy mediocrity

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

HFWF​	WEEKLY DISCUSSION 37: This Kings Of Wrestling G1 Tournament is a Gongshow.
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Just Dandy	7-9-2020 9:26 PM​
	ColePens costing UrealMachine his chance is going to lead to ColePens going on LTIR and have to reinvent himself like Disclose did. I don't Think El Dandy is able to prevent this from happening. You can still have ColePens and UnrealMachine start a feud without it occuring on Friday. Unreal beats AC thanks to Dandy and then Cole costs UrealMachine the KoW contract to set that up. I have to think Disclose is winning this thing.
I still BOlieve	7-9-2020 9:35 PM​
	Gongshow defending his title and also going to beat any fool trying to cash in.
The Shock Master	7-9-2020 9:38 PM​
	I know a lot of people dislike Cid but his questioning Bon and Paris looking like easy picks is spot on. There is something going on here. I think they lose and we finally see them go on a singles run.
Captain Insano	7-9-2020 9:39 PM​
	The real question is; Who wins a title first, Mitchy or Eddy? I am pretty sure bad things happen when you divide by 0.
Just Dandy	7-9-2020 9:40 PM​
	I know a lot of people dislike Cid but his questioning Bon and Paris looking like easy picks is spot on. There is something going on here. I think they lose and we finally see them go on a singles run. He can be tolerable at times but the fact he refuses to give Disclose any credit is annoying. Disclose has been red hot as of late. He is clearly being set up for a nice title run.
Captain Charisma	7-9-2020 9:41 PM​
	Does anyone think the winner of the KoW cashes in right away against the winner of the title match? There is always that chance it happens. Especially given the fatal four way. Whoever wins will be fatigued and could make for a quick cash in. My main apprehension about them doing that is Gong just won the title, do you really take it off him so soon?
Terra Ryzing	7-9-2020 9:44 PM​
	There is always that chance it happens. Especially given the fatal four way. Whoever wins will be fatigued and could make for a quick cash in. My main apprehension about them doing that is Gong just won the title, do you really take it off him so soon? Anything is possible. He could lose it or keep it for a year. Who knows.
ColePens Perfection	7-9-2020 9:53 PM​
	There is always that chance it happens. Especially given the fatal four way. Whoever wins will be fatigued and could make for a quick cash in. My main apprehension about them doing that is Gong just won the title, do you really take it off him so soon? Gong was not very impressive in the tournament. I could actually see them taking it off him and then have him feud with End of Line and eventually join him where End of Line essentially trains him and he can get redemption on the gut who beat him.
Bork Lazer	7-9-2020 9:54 PM​
	Part of me hopes one of Virtanen, Brudda, Natey, or Omni winning the battle royal just as a total twist. They obviously lose to Fro on Saturday but just to have an interesting surprise winner.
Straight Edge Society Member	7-9-2020 9:57 PM​
	There is always that chance it happens. Especially given the fatal four way. Whoever wins will be fatigued and could make for a quick cash in. My main apprehension about them doing that is Gong just won the title, do you really take it off him so soon? I think it could work. Disclose or Falco I could easily see doing that and it would work. It allows Gong and End of Line to continue their feud and not have the title interfering. Meanwhile it give the new Champ basically a clean slate as they can fight anyone. If it was Falco, him and Fro could do a Champ vs Champ feud.
Sin Cara's Doctor	7-9-2020 10:01 PM​
	I think it could work. Disclose or Falco I could easily see doing that and it would work. It allows Gong and End of Line to continue their feud and not have the title interfering. Meanwhile it give the new Champ basically a clean slate as they can fight anyone. If it was Falco, him and Fro could do a Champ vs Champ feud. And If it was Disclose he could feud with Peter. Oh Imagine Peter wins and Disclose cashes in on him. We could get a best of seven series for the title! LOL
BoneSaw	7-9-2020 10:02 PM​
	Cid Phoenix just had an aneurysm imagining that.
dave meltzer's informant	7-9-2020 10:03 PM​
	Not sure how the finals play out but I have been hearing after Kings of Wrestling AC and Dandy feud, Gongshow and End of Line continues, and Cole and mystery partner against UnrealMachine and Scandale. The mystery partner could be someone not currently on the roster.
Georgia Sports Guy	7-9-2020 10:07 PM​
	my personal ranking for the finals matchup disclose and unrealmachine falco and unrealmachine disclose and ac falco and ac
Legendary DC	7-9-2020 10:10 PM​
	Does anyone think the winner of the KoW cashes in right away against the winner of the title match? I could see AC doing that. But only if Gong retains. Anyone else and AC hold off and challenges them at the next PPV.
Frostiege	7-9-2020 10:15 PM​
	I could see AC doing that. But only if Gong retains. Anyone else and AC hold off and challenges them at the next PPV. I don't see AC making the finals let alone winning. Even if Cole interferes on his behalf. Dandy will course correct that.
Terra Ryzing	7-9-2020 10:18 PM​
	I have to think MCGs return factors into this somehow. He will get involved in some capacity. Like a screwy finish that he helps to "correct". Now this is a interesting thought. So far he has shown signs of going from Chaotic Evil to True Neutral but I don't know if he can be fully trusted yet.
LionHeart	7-9-2020 10:22 PM​
	I could see AC doing that. But only if Gong retains. Anyone else and AC hold off and challenges them at the next PPV. AC is not winning this. The Machine will stop him. It sets up him Cole and End of Line forming a group to take them on. Maybe someone like Disclose as a fourth as he finally sees Cole has changed?
Prototype	7-9-2020 10:24 PM​
	I know a lot of people dislike Cid but his questioning Bon and Paris looking like easy picks is spot on. There is something going on here. I think they lose and we finally see them go on a singles run. I would like to see Paris get a singles run. Cid saying they have a "barbershop moment" would be fun. HFWF is too strong for Bon to become a Janetty. He would be able to survive it.
Captain Insano	7-9-2020 10:29 PM​
	Part of me hopes one of Virtanen, Brudda, Natey, or Omni winning the battle royal just as a total twist. They obviously lose to Fro on Saturday but just to have an interesting surprise winner. I'd be down for this too. I would not call HFWF predictable at all but having a true surprise like this would be a nice way to keep us fans on our toes.
BoneSaw	7-9-2020 10:31 PM​
	I would like to see Paris get a singles run. Cid saying they have a "barbershop moment" would be fun. HFWF is too strong for Bon to become a Janetty. He would be able to survive it. I am of the opposite opinion. I would like to see Bon as the Shawn Michales turning on Paris blaming him for the losses. He cna use the win in the tournament to "prove" he is the stronger link.
The Yes Man	7-9-2020 10:35 PM​
	I don't see AC making the finals let alone winning. Even if Cole interferes on his behalf. Dandy will course correct that. Even if AC does not make the finals assuming Gong retains AC still has his contractual rematch right?
Sin Cara's Doctor	7-9-2020 10:39 PM​
	My picks for Friday. Falco UnrealMachine Scandale FTR
Steve Bourbon	7-9-2020 10:48 PM​
	I would like to see Paris get a singles run. Cid saying they have a "barbershop moment" would be fun. HFWF is too strong for Bon to become a Janetty. He would be able to survive it. I think the time for them to strike out on their own is soon, I just don't want it to happen right away. Have Bon go off TV for a PPV cycle so Paris can build a solid win streak before Bon comes back and gets the rub.
The Shock Master	7-9-2020 10:51 PM​
	Even if AC does not make the finals assuming Gong retains AC still has his contractual rematch right? So AC gets his rematch the night after KoW and wins only for the new KoW to cash in right away?
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[TBODY] [/TBODY]

 

[The Gongshow]

HWFW Youtube Exclusive:

*Gongshow is seen walking backstage after @M.C.G. 31 's big title match announcement, at HFWF weekly.

*Kathy enters the frame*

Kathy: Gongshow!? We just heard MCG's announcement for KOW. Your first title defence will take place in a Fatal 4 Way match between @PeterSidorkiewicz, @Serac and @End of Line. What are your thoughts going into this match

*Gongshow takes a deep exhale and looks at his title, then at Kathy*

Gongshow: MCG says I've lost my fire and that Ive gotten too comfortable....that I'm not ...the man.

He doesn't wanna back The Machine anymore. Fine. He doesn't wanna back me anymore. FINE. He's gonna realize what I am truly capable of and how dangerous I can be. Just think of what I was doing before I was champion, NOW I have the world heavyweight championship. I'm willing to do whatever it takes to keep this. He wants to stack the odds against me then so be it.

Kathy: Are you at all worried about losing the champions advantage in the title match? Its a Fatal-4-Way. That means no DQ or Countouts.

Gongshow: No. No, I'm not worried. If anything I get to finish of End Of Line once and for all now and at the same time I get to shut Peter up once and for all. I'll show MCG that my FIRE... is still there

*Gongshow smirks and walks off*

 

[End of Line]

Soon. @The Gongshow

 

[The Gongshow]

Voice 38 @The_Gongshow

@M.C.G. 31 you want to see "my fire" well I'll gladly show you at KoW that it is still very much there

 

[Falco Lombardi]

I'm ready for you @Disclose

 

[M.C.G. 31]

Steamboat Ricky @The_SRicky
My golden retriever’s Muay Thai coach’s nail doctor told me that @The Gongshow called @M.C.G. 31 over 700 times in the past two months to no response and HFWF TV was the first time the two spoke since Gongshow won the belt

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

HFWF YOUTUBE EXCLUSIVE

KIRK! Just the guy I was lookin' for.

Hey wonder if I can pick your brain and maybe you give me a few pieces of information that can help me tonight.
You help me out...I may not beat you to a pulp for all those things you said about my wife.

Hey, AC there's no need to make threats.

Like I say to @ColePens . . . TRANQUILO.

I was busy working on my explanation for STASH about why it's wrong to steal @Cor's tricycle, but it can wait.

So . . .

You want to know . . . is there any way you can defeat that juiced animal, the @UnrealMachine?

The truth:

I don't know . . .

UNLESS . . .

UNLESS . . .

<kirk looks at the cameraman>

Cut the camera.

I said cut that god damned camera NOW.

 

[UnrealMachine]

Instagram Exclusive

(SCENE: it's 8 AM at a gym, the day of the G1 Special.

@UnrealMachine is getting an early workout before his semi-final match against @The Catalyst . Dandy looks like he's feeling better after his match the prior night and he's shouting motivation to Unreal)

"YOU GOT THIS UNREAL. 97….98….99…100!!!" - Dandy yells as Unreal completes his set.

(Unreal then goes to his gym bag and grabs a syringe and motions for Dandy to do the honors and inject him with some more candy)

“Christ look at you! You're an animal! However, have you considered to get some cardio in? You know, in case your semi-final match goes 60-minutes?

“…….CARDIO!!!!?” Unreal says as he's getting visibly angry at the implication that he'd ever waste time on cardio.

"Easy there big mang, easy. All I’m saying is that your first match with AC went 30-minutes and there is a longer time limit this time. It’s 60-minutes. You gotta be ready in case it goes the distance."

Unreal looks confused, but Dandy continues: "There’s not much time and you only have a few hours, but there is a method I know that can improve your stamina x10 and you get immediate gains."

(Unreal now looks intrigued)

"I’ve been all over the world and wrestled an hour plus on several occasions with no problem. I have the most stamina of anybody on this roster. You want to know my secret? You want to know how to get your cardio up to the next level?"

"….recombinant human erythropoietin?
......EPO?" .... Unreal mumbles

Dandy looks shocked at the big words Unreal just used: "Recombinant what? What does that even mean. No something better:

It's called DDR.
Here, follow me I'll show you."

(fast forward an hour; now Dandy & Unreal are at an arcade)

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.

(Unreal looks on in amazement at Dandy’s foot speed; but then Unreal's demeanor changes to disgust as he realizes this is a waste of his time and he’d rather be doing bicep curls.

Sensing he needs a pump, Unreal then lifts up the machine off the ground with Dandy still on it as the video ends.)

HFWF YOUTUBE EXCLUSIVE
After some initial reluctance, it appears that UM has totally bought into the DandFit lifestyle of functional arcade training. We catch up with UM at Dandy's "box" first thing in the morning."

UM enters the facility and looks up at the dry erase board to read the DOD titled "Tommy":

1. Lethal Enforcers clean & press x 5
2. Cruis'n USA sled push x 30m
3. Claw Crane x 3 stuffed animals
4. DDR x entire Rocky V soundtrack

Knowing full well that the last two exercises have never been successfully completed in live competition, UM takes a deep breath (of ammonia) and approaches the first game console while @El Dandy begins the countdown.

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

TheRealPeterS @PeterSidorkiewicz
While I am disappointed I was unable to climb the G1 mountain, I am super excited for a shot at the HFWF title at KOW. It's going to be awesome to take on two other amazing competitors, and also Gongshow.