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Terrible Ted the Wrestling Bear (2-0) has gained possession of the Infinity Gauntlet! But which wrestlers holding the Infinity Gems will be competing in the gauntlet-style elimination match at the end of quoipourquoi Has an Infinity War? And what will happen to HFBoards when they snap their fingers?
Returning villains Rikidōzan (0-1), Stephanie McMahon (0-1), and Madison Eagles (1-0) compete in a Sinister Six-Pack Challenge against some of the most dangerous masked faces from wrestling’s rogues gallery: Arachnaman, Battling Turtle #2, and Killshot.
Sparks will fly when GLOWbot escorts the Canadian Ninjas, Portia Perez (0-1) & Nicole Matthews, to the ring against Veda Scott (1-0) & Shockwave the Robot. Which robot will have its Mind Stone ripped from its metal skull?
Rosemary has an opportunity for revenge against Sexy Star (1-1) inside Hell in a Cell! With a spot in the main event on the line, someone is going to get her Soul Stone beaten out of her.
Catrina and Sonny Onoo are sure to get involved in the action when Fenix faces Ultimo Dragon (1-0) in an Iron Man Match. Will the bout last the scheduled 60 minutes... or will misappropriation of the Time Stone by one of the managers extend the duration of the contest via endless looping time?
The ghost of Mascarita Sagrada has possessed King Cuerno (1-0) with the Reality Stone and turned the hunter into Fantasma! Now it’s up to legendary fighter of the occult El Santo (1-0) to exorcise the demon from his friend... by busting ghosts!
Cheerleader Melissa (2-0) returns from her victories in an Island Deathmatch and a Triple-Threat Iron Man match to face her toughest challenge yet: Ronda Rousey. Only one will be the Last Woman Standing and the holder of the Power Stone.
We’re taking a rocket to Mars for the Space Stone as quoipourquoi’s two favorite wrestlers, Rey Mysterio (1-0) & Trish Stratus, team up for the first time since the 2003 Spike TV Video Game Awards in a Zero-Gravity Domo de la Muerte Cage Match. Will they escape together or will Terrible Ted eat so much that he’ll get stuck in the narrow opening of the dome like Winnie the Pooh at Rabbit’s house?
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Pop Culture 2018 - TDCWF ( the Trillion Dollar Corporation Wrestling Federation )
Live from the beautiful Trillion Dollar Casino , Wedding Chapel and Resort in Brocket , Alberta , owned by Trillion Dollar Corporation members and tag team champions - Tatanka and Wahoo McDaniel .The TDCWF has been thrown upside down since Trillionaire Ted bought the company a few months ago. He has formed the Trillion Dollar Corporation , and already has the Tag Team Championship , the Women's Championship and the Cruiserweight Championship. Who knows who is next …. money can buy anything. And at the casino , the house usually wins . All Trillion Dollar Ted needs to add are the TDCWF Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship belts , owned currently by Daniel Bryan. As if that wasn't enough ,Ted has declared himself the Trillion Dollar Champion and his son , Ted JR , the Million Dollar Champion and will stop at nothing to make sure the Corporation owns all the belts !
Ted has spared no expense on celebrities tonight - Legendary Rocker, Alice Cooper and he will play a concert after the show , MLB legend Pete Rose and he will be signing autographs for money in lobby later ( well he lives in the casino , and that's why he is really here ) , Boxing legend Floyd Money Mayweather JR , and Pop Culture Legend himself - the master of ceremonies / designer and generally creepy dude - Andy Warhol .
Also calling the action for this event , will be none other than the dynamic Governor duo - Jesse the Body Ventura and action superstar, Arnold Schwarzenegger , who starred in the blockbuster , Last Action Hero - as rough and tumble cop - Jack Slater. (we couldn't afford the "real" Jack Slater , so we got someone who played him in the movies )
Jesse : "Welcome everyone to TDCWF's PPV - Arnold, thanks for coming tonight "
Arnold : "No problemo . We're going to play a wonderful game called, Who is my daddy and what does he do?"
Jesse : " OK John Kimble , don't make me go Captain Freedom on your ass …..Everyone on earth is watching this casino tonight !! I also think other creatures, from out of this world might be watching … like aliens . The government has been hiding it for years . Aliens love gold and wrestling ! I have also heard a theory tonight that - Papa Shango, the Godfather and Kama are all the same person ???"
Arnold : " I have a headache "
Jesse : " It might be a tumor "
Arnold : " it's not a tumor !!! "
Match 1 - Main Event - Best 2 Out Of 3 Falls
3 belts on the line - the TDCWF Championship , the World Heavyweight Championship and the Trillion Dollar Champion belt
We will have one winner tonight and unify the belts into the - XXXFW Trillion Dollar Heavyweight Champion.
Double Champion - XXXFW Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship - Daniel Bryan . Yes Yes Yes Yes - with his wife Brie Bella at ringside VS the Trillion Dollar Champion , the CEO of the Trillion Dollar Corporation - the man who can buy anything - the Trillion Dollar Man Ted Dibiase - with manager Sensational Sherri and his bodyguard - Virgil
Match 2 - Intercontinental Championship Match - 10 Star Hollywood Match
Not much has to be said about this match. Two of the most flamboyant and skilled wrestlers to step into the squared circle. This match is oozing charisma.....
Champion - rated 5 stars - the King of Strong Style - Shinsuke Nakamura VS Challenger rated 5 stars - the Shaman of Sexy - John Morrison
Match 3 - Last Man Standing 80's Arcade Match - no DQ - Rolls of quarters are allowed - Must win by knockout
After allot of altercations between these two back stage, the hatred is too much to contain. CEO Ted has decided they need to settle this in the ring . All the wrestlers will be coming out from behind the curtain to watch this match. No love loss between these two . Put the women and children to bed, no DQ , last man standing wins.
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Match 4 - Man Tag Team Match - Old Days VS The New Day - 6 Man Tag Team Match
For Breakfast , the New Day eats Botty O's , the Von Erich's eat their Wheaties . Fritz, the old school wrestling legend is not pleased with the antics of The New Day and has been heard calling his opponents , "trombone playing , pink and blue tight wearing , sissies" . Fritz , armed with his "claw" and his two sons , will step in to defend wrestling's honor.
The "new" fan favorites - Big E , Koffi Kingston and Xavior Woods -The New Day VS the "old" fan favorites - from the legendary Von Erich family - Kerry, David and Fritz - The Von Erich's
Match 5 - Cruiserweight Championship Match - Loser Goes Home
Although travelling similar paths , these 2 have never faced before . Two excellent technicians , and quiet guys. The loser will pack his bags and go home never to return to the TDCWF again . With high stakes on the line , advantage in this match might go to Malenko . He and his manager ,The Godfather, joined the corporation a few months ago . Malenko now lives in the Trillion Dollar Casino with his hoes , and does not want to give this up .
Challenger - The Ideal Canadian - Lance Storm VS The Champion, Trillion Dollar Corporation member - the man of a 1000 holds, "Double Ho Seven" - Dean Malenko with his manager The Godfather ( always looking over his shoulder ) and his hoes .
Match 6 - Tag Team Champion Match - Cowboys VS Indians
There is only one way you can fix the corrupt Trillion Dollar Casino … you send in the Gunn's !!
VS the Champions , the corrupt casino owners and Trillion Dollar Corporation members - The Native American Tatanka and the powerhouse , Wahoo McDaniel - managed by their bouncer at the casino - Kama Mustafa
And to try and get the odds out of the hands of the house , the Smoking Gunn's will be managed by the Gambler - Jeff Gamble . The Gambler will keep the dealers and Kama busy tonight .
Match 7 - Woman's Championship Match - You Insult My Baby's Daddy ?
After months of the corporation attacking her and her husband Brie has demanded a title match with the champ , Scary Sherri .
Challenger , accompanied by her husband , Daniel Bryan - Brie Bella VS Champion , Trillion Dollar Corporation member , Sensational Sherri , with the Trillion Dollar Man Ted Dibiase
Match 8 - Schools Out Match
Sid is mad at Pete Rose for trying to charge him $50 for an autograph and has vowed to powerbomb him threw his autograph table . Only Big Cass stands in his way. Two big men about to collide .
Big Cass , he is 7 feet tall and you can't teach that - managed by Pete Rose VS Trillion Dollar Corporation member Sid Vicious , he is Sid and psycho and you can't teach that - managed by Alice Cooper
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Match 9 - This Ain't No "IRS Scam" Match
This is not a fake phone call from India telemarketers ….. This is real ……...enough is enough . No amount of iTunes cards will get you out of this one.
After numerous calls/letters sent threw the mail and no response , the IRS has no choice , Floyd "Money " Mayweather JR , in the crowd tonight , has been summoned to the ring , owing $22.5 million in taxes to the IRS …..and this won't be no boxing match. IRS intends to take $22.5 million out of his hide.
Trillion Dollar Corporation member I.R.S. Irwin R. Schyster VS Floyd " Money" Mayweather JR
Match 10 - Praise the Lord ,Halilyah - Million Dollar Belt Match
Trillion Dollar Ted wants to spread the word of God , and he has hired his son Ted JR to help him with this cause. They have opened up a 24/7 wedding chapel in the casino , please book your next wedding there and you too can be married by the Million Dollar Minister. But this is not enough for Ted SR . He has demanded , Ted JR squash all other religions , espescially the dark ones . Tonight he takes on voodoo !
Challenger - the terrifying , Papa Shango VS Champion - Trillion Dollar Corporation member , the Million Dollar Minister - Ted Dibiase JR with manager Virgil
Match 11 - Dark , Dark , Dark Match
Spoiler - the most controversial and offensive incident ever done in wrestling
First ever single competitor pole match . No Poems tonight . A match stipulation …. Lanny has said he can end this with his arms tied behind his back and due to casino rules, this match will have to take place out back in the dark, dirty alley behind the casino . I have no idea how he will finish alone …..
The Genius , Leaping Lanny Poffo VS himself.
Jesse : " not sure who's gonna have the stomach to ref this one "
Arnold : "Hasta la vista, baby! ……. I'll be back " gets up and heads into alley . Andy Warhol is already out back waiting for this match to start
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