Heavyweight Bouts in HFNHL Pens Slaughter of Ducks

[HFNHL Commish]

Last night's 7-2 plucking of the Anaheim Ducks featured the following show-stopping heavyweight bouts...

Jack Johnson vs. Brian Lee
Niklas Kronwall vs. Matt Pelech
Mike Cammalleri vs. Brooks Orpik
Paul Martin vs. Derek Morris

and for the grand finale...

Tomas Plekanec vs. Brad Richards

This version of STHS is completely insane.

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[Hossa]

I can do better:

Aa Player 2 beats up Mattias Ohlund at 0:12 of 1st period
Niklas Grossman beats up Evgeni Malkin at 11:54 of 3rd period
Niklas Grossman ejected from game at 11:54 of 3rd period

So a fake player beats up Matty Ohlund. Imagine if he'd have hurt Ohlund, I'd have been livid. The fight was Malkin's fourth.

 

[HFNHL Commish]

LOL

Oh yeah...forgot to add those fights were the fifth of the year for both Cammalleri and Plekanec. Noted pugilists, those two.

 

[Ohio Jones]

LOL

Oh yeah...forgot to add those fights were the fifth of the year for both Cammalleri and Plekanec. Noted pugilists, those two.

If it were the NHL, it would make sense: it's not like the Habs have anyone else who can take a punch, never mind delvier one...

 

[TorontoGM]

I can do better:

Aa Player 2 beats up Mattias Ohlund at 0:12 of 1st period
Niklas Grossman beats up Evgeni Malkin at 11:54 of 3rd period
Niklas Grossman ejected from game at 11:54 of 3rd period

So a fake player beats up Matty Ohlund. Imagine if he'd have hurt Ohlund, I'd have been livid. The fight was Malkin's fourth.

Considering what I am paying Aa Player 2 he'd better win!