6 Famous Hanks in history (because arbitrary almost rhymes with horseradish)
Hank Williams Sr. - Country Music Hall of Famer and noted alien conspiracy theorist
Hank Azaria - Best known for his Academy Award winning role as Victor "Animal" Palotti in the 1998 romantic comedy Godzilla
Hank Greenburg - Jewish kid who could hit for power. If Aldo Raine was a real person he would have recruited Hank; he made Donny Donowitz' swing look like limp kugel in comparison
Hank Stram - Renowned football coach for the Dallas Texans and KC Chiefs. Known for never having used any offensive/defensive/special teams coaches, and with football wisdom such as "The receivers are an integral part of the passing game.", you can see why.
Hanks, Tom - Sociopath, Narcissist, Failed actor. Bosom Buddies co-star Peter Scolari on Tom "What an *******".
Hank's Famous Cajun Crawfish - located in Houston, TX. I've never heard of it but why would they ****ing lie?