Guess What: Your Local Mom `n` Pop Pizza is Absolute ****ing Garbage

[Jiminy Cricket]

And there`s not a Gosh damn thing you can f***ing do about it. Give me Domino`s, Papa John`s, Pizza Hut any day over THIN, NERDY SLICES FROM LOCAL PIZZA SHOPS THAT ALL HAVE THE SAME PIZZA THAT EVERYONE THINKS IS THE BEST BUT NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU`RE SHITTY LOCAL PIZZA!!!!!!!!!

THIN, NERDY SLICE`S

THIN, NERDY SLICE`S

THIN, NERDY SLICE`S

FATHER JONATHAN`S 4 LIFE!!!!! LOCAL PIZZA IS ****ING TRASH IN COMPARISON TO THE BIG 3 HOLY TRINITY OF PIZZA: DOMINO`S, PAPA JOHN`S, PIZZA HUT. I LITERALLY GO AROUND TORCHING LOCAL PIZZA SHOP`S BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RITE TO EXIST. I JUST BURN THEM DOWN FOR FUN. SET IT `n` FORGET IT.

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[Mantis]

Dominoes sucks monkey f***

 

[holy]

Dominoes sucks monkey f***

Fr. Shit is nasty. Their pasta is half decent for the price though.

 

[John Price]

it's also like 20 dollars for a large

you can get a large for 10 dollars at dominos

maybe even less

 

[Smirnov2Chistov]

Dominos gives me the runs bruh

 

[Your old Jofa helmet]

Compared to Italy, American sucks in general, no matter where you buy it

 

[Yozhik v tumane]

Do kids these days still say “in before the lock”?

 

[JMCx4]

Dominos gives me the runs bruh

I get that with the BK fish sandwich. They must be fried in the leftover Domino's grease.

 

[JMCx4]

Do kids these days still say “in before the lock”?

Once it's enshrined in The Urban Dictionary, it's timeless.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Do you lick pizza sauce off of Mrs. Cricket’s feet @Jiminy Cricket

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Papa John’s Announces New Epic Stuffed Crust | Papa John's International, Inc.

Papa Jonathan has Deliver`d another Beautiful Product.

 

[Bumpus]

Hey!!!

Thats original Absolute ****ing Garbage to you, mister.

 

[SoupNazi]

Gosh bless Papa Jonathan!

 

[cupcrazyman]

Oven 360 Pizza is sooooo good.

SW Ontario only

 

[KaseMeOutside]

Chain Pizza is trash each has specific issues.

dominos-the cheese, something is wrong with the cheese, it don't taste right.
papa johns-cook the f***ing pizza longer god damnit
pizza hut-dough taste like it was frozen

 

[John Price]

Chain Pizza is trash each has specific issues.

dominos-the cheese, something is wrong with the cheese, it don't taste right.
papa johns-cook the f***ing pizza longer god damnit
pizza hut-dough taste like it was frozen

But it's not 20 dollars for a 16 inch

 

[JaegerDice]

Nah, I'll pay more for the better pizza.

I can't even smell a Domino's pizza without wanting to puke.

 

[Mrfenn92]

My mom and pop pizza place has a waitress that’s f***ing ancient and has a hunch back.
She doesn’t carry the pizza out with her hands, they place it on her back for us to eat off of.

 

[KaseMeOutside]

Nah, I'll pay more for the better pizza.

I can't even smell a Domino's pizza without wanting to puke.

it's been about decade since domino's "improved" it's pizza, they might wanna try again

 

[KaseMeOutside]

My mom and pop pizza place has a waitress that’s f***ing ancient and has a hunch back.
She doesn’t carry the pizza out with her hands, they place it on her back for us to eat off of.

You gotta watch Kitchen Nightmares with the pizza places man

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

Lot of f***ing pathetic nerds in here getting upset over pizza, but guess what: Domino's is better than any pizza in Italy, and there's not a gosh damn f***ing thing you can do about it.

 

[John Price]

Nah, I'll pay more for the better pizza.

I can't even smell a Domino's pizza without wanting to puke.

The problem is that you have to take out a mortgage to get good local pizza

 

[KaseMeOutside]

Lot of f***ing pathetic nerds in here getting upset over pizza, but guess what: Domino's is better than any pizza in Italy, and there's not a gosh damn f***ing thing you can do about it.

You just declared war on Italy

 

[cupcrazyman]

You need a real pizza oven.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The problem is that you have to take out a mortgage to get good local pizza

You’re a broke-ass Asian. What the hell would you know about pizza and good pizza at that??