RageQuit77
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Gritty! Forget the code of honor coming from melee fights and just collect them all at once! Just snipe them all!
You have a motive, you have the opportunity, and you have the means!
So technically you would catch your wife in bed with Gritty and not the other way around.This makes me like Gritty even more than before, which I didn't know was possible.
If I caught Gritty in bed with my wife, I'd knock her off the bed and stay with Gritty.
So technically you would catch your wife in bed with Gritty and not the other way around.
He's not that bad compared to the one they rolled out first.The King Baby will terrorize nobody any more, as the Baby Cakes moved to Wichita this year*, but we still have the matter of this unfortunate avian atrocity in N'awlins.
*The team went back to their nutria mascot, Boudreaux, shortly after, but you can't put the genie back in the bottle.
Not if they were called the New Orleans Uteral Prolaspes.He's not that bad compared to the one they rolled out first.
This seems ... unlikely. And, if we take the Flyers at their word, there are no witnesses supporting this story, other than the dad and his son.In Greenwell’s telling, Brandon playfully patted the mascot on the head after the photo was taken. As Brandon walked away, Gritty got out of his chair, “took a running start," and “punched my son as hard as he could," Greenwell said Wednesday.
hahaha :p sans head fly away. I'm learnding.You sir win the internet
If it's true, why didn't the father tear Gritty's head off and kick the **** out of the guy in the suit? What kind of father lets a goofy mascot beat up his kid in front of him?
Sounds like a ppv eventIf there is a higher power there will be video evidence and it will be glorious footage of a giant mascot whaling on a helpless child.
The Dad posted photos afterwards of all of them smiling and having a good time. A month later he sues. Screams $ grab.This seems ... unlikely. And, if we take the Flyers at their word, there are no witnesses supporting this story, other than the dad and his son.
Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a shred of truth in this. Like maybe the kid smacked Gritty on the head, and Gritty responded with a too-aggressive smack on the back, that maybe even left a bruise. But him delivering a running punch to the kid for no reason, I strongly doubt that.
You're in luck:If there is a higher power there will be video evidence and it will be glorious footage of a giant mascot whaling on a helpless child.
If there is a higher power there will be video evidence and it will be glorious footage of a giant mascot whaling on a helpless child.