Haj
#CatsAreComing
1. Bettman and Goodenow should be replaced by high tech unfeeling ruthless death robots, basically there would be no difference.
2. There should be a salary cap at 40 Million, which will be adjusted upwards or downwards based on a variety of arguments, such as league profit, the phases of the moon, the performance of owner's lucrative stocks and bonds, airfare to Fiji.
3. The following teams will be contracted and replaced with AHL franchises:
Montreal
Florida
New York Rangers
Quebec
Dallas
Winnipeg
Carolina
How did I choose this teams ? Essentially, I pulled them out of a hat at random. This will get rid of 3rd and 4th line pluggers and create a better product. Also, Toronto should be moved to Skokie, Illinois. I picked that city out of a hat, too.
4. The rest of the 24 teams will be divided into a 24 - tier league. For example, Detroit will be in the NHL-1, while the worst i.e. Chicago will be in the NHL-24. Every team will win thier league's championship, thus guarenteeing playoff money so every team is able to "break even."
5. There will no more referees. Players will abide by the honor system.
6. Instead of a 4 feet by 6 feet net, the net should be a hovering sphere. The sphere is perfect, it looks cool.
7. Finally, OT will be one on one, sudden death.
2. There should be a salary cap at 40 Million, which will be adjusted upwards or downwards based on a variety of arguments, such as league profit, the phases of the moon, the performance of owner's lucrative stocks and bonds, airfare to Fiji.
3. The following teams will be contracted and replaced with AHL franchises:
Montreal
Florida
New York Rangers
Quebec
Dallas
Winnipeg
Carolina
How did I choose this teams ? Essentially, I pulled them out of a hat at random. This will get rid of 3rd and 4th line pluggers and create a better product. Also, Toronto should be moved to Skokie, Illinois. I picked that city out of a hat, too.
4. The rest of the 24 teams will be divided into a 24 - tier league. For example, Detroit will be in the NHL-1, while the worst i.e. Chicago will be in the NHL-24. Every team will win thier league's championship, thus guarenteeing playoff money so every team is able to "break even."
5. There will no more referees. Players will abide by the honor system.
6. Instead of a 4 feet by 6 feet net, the net should be a hovering sphere. The sphere is perfect, it looks cool.
7. Finally, OT will be one on one, sudden death.