[GRAPHIC] Swedish junior league: demolishes other player's face with an axe chop

[I Hate Blake Coleman]

His teeth were mangled. Good lord.

 

[Eternal Leaf]

That should be a life ban.

 

[Saitama]

He should be forced to choose between a lifetime ban or letting the other guy get a return chop at his face! Could sell tickets!

 

[Beige Van]

Sounds similar to this. Warning, pretty graphic.

Yeah that is the one I had in mind. Perezhogin got tossed for a year for that one. Stafford actually took the first swing, but missed. I believe he also got suspended, but would have missed those games due to injury anyway.

 

[Filthy Dangles]

no it aint

This is probably a lovetap compared to what the other kid did. Based on the damage looks like he wound up fully and swung with all his might

 

[Sens With Benefits]

This is probably a lovetap compared to what the other kid did. Based on the damage I'm sure he wound up fully and swung with all his might

Not defending Simon here, but Hollweg was a POS.

 

[Filthy Dangles]

Not defending Simon here, but Hollweg was a POS.

And Simon wasn't? He also stomped on someone's leg years ago with his skateblade. And he's a racist too.

 

[Sens With Benefits]

And Simon wasn't? He also stomped on someone's leg years ago with his skateblade. And he's a racist too.

Yeah he was a dirty player too. Didn't know about the racist stuff. I knew he dealt with it being Indigenous but didn't hear about him dishing it which is disappointing.

 

[crowi]

Sweden has even more "progressive" laws than Finland, so this guy probably got 1-2 games for this right? Didn't leave the rink either?

 

[Number8]

In fairness I need to see the video. But are we sure the kid didn’t take a high stick and then bite himself in the lip trying to draw blood and the extra 2?

Hopefully it was two for high sticking and two for embellishment.

 

[crowi]

In fairness I need to see the video. But are we sure the kid didn’t take a high stick and then bite himself in the lip trying to draw blood and the extra 2?

Hopefully it was two for high sticking and two for embellishment.

Yea I'm sure Sweden's biggest news magazine would just pull this out their ass. Fake news.

 

[Zen Arcade]

In fairness I need to see the video. But are we sure the kid didn’t take a high stick and then bite himself in the lip trying to draw blood and the extra 2?

Hopefully it was two for high sticking and two for embellishment.

Does the kid have fangs? Otherwise this seems incredibly unlikely.

Edit: missed sarcasm

 

[Wolfpuck]

Oh God, that’s grotesque.

 

[llamateizer]

By reading the comments, I'll skip my turn.

 

[Filthy Dangles]

Yea I'm sure Sweden's biggest news magazine would just pull this out their ass. Fake news.

Does the kid have fangs? Otherwise this seems incredibly unlikely.

think ya'lls sarcasm detectors need to be re-calibrated

 

[Wolfpuck]

By reading the comments, I'll skip my turn.

Smart move. The pictures are awful.

 

[Zen Arcade]

think ya'lls sarcasm detectors need to be re-calibrated

You're probably right, but you never know considering some of the other posts in here.

 

[JackSlater]

Well he has three lips now. I was not exactly expecting that.

 

[Confucius]

it was. the guy throw some water at him, he gave back by swining his stick into his face.

Don't go throwing water on people. Sheesh!

 

[nilan30]

I'm in no way condoning what stick guy did - it's messed up, criminal, and way overboard - but maybe this kid learns not to squirt your water at a player skating by while you're being a punk on the bench.
Hard lesson.

Subban should have done this to Thornton. Maybe he would’ve learned to not be such a punk.

 

[LuLover96]

His teeth were mangled. Good lord.

He has three lips and that’s the part you noticed?!?

 

[The Hockey Tonk Man]

Why was there a video of a coach kicking a player on the bench?

 

[tarheelhockey]

By reading the comments, I'll skip my turn.

Go to the link, then hold your screen up to your friend’s face and say “should I look at this?”

 

[The Crypto Guy]

Imma pass on clicking the link. But based on the comments, ban him.

 

[SpezDispenser]

Holy shit...