Phil Parent
Sorel, 'fant d'chienne!
He learned Russian by living with Pavel Bure, exactly in the days where he was taking punches night in night out.
He got Russian beat into him, uh? That figures. If you can teach an Indian to run after a puck in 20 years, you can teach him to speak Russian in 2.
(He said that, not me! He used the "If you can teach an Indian to..." thing quite a bit. That, and having to learn new words.)