Alright, I hope these are bold enough:
-John Tavares signs with Montreal, spurning both the Isles and the hard-pressing Leafs to end up in la belle province. The Habs squeaks back into the playoffs.
-Joe Thornton signs with the Leafs, joining his buddy Marleau and replacing the departed Tyler Bozak at #3C. Still doesn't get any closer to winning that elusive Cup, though.
-Dallas makes a huge splash on draft day, in their own backyard, acquiring Drew Doughty from the LA Kings in a blockbuster deal. They overpay, but fans are still ecstatic.
-Taylor Hall wins the Art Ross Trophy.....but the Devils miss the playoffs.
-Aaron Ekblad wins his first Norris Trophy.
-Arizona makes the playoffs as a top-3 seed in the Pacific, but lose in the first round.
-Columbus fires John Tortorella after a rough start to the season, and he winds up replacing the senile Don Cherry on Coach's Corner.
-Buffalo just barely misses out on the playoffs, losing on the last game of the season. But they end up winning the next draft lottery anyway.
-Seattle is awarded an NHL team, and chooses to be called the Seattle Thunder. Tampa isn't happy about this, but nobody cares.