Top scoring Team of Edmonton
Back to thrill our nights
Another Playoff run here
hmm…starting
In Roger’s Place, baby
Where fans cheer, scream and swoon
Mix in McDavid power,
You'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen the Oilers
They‘re the biggest game in this town
And the Kings, they’re pricks
Let’s mix it up
To beat them again in the 1st Playoff Round
Ooohh!!
Suck on our North Alberta Balls
While we fill their net to f*** ‘em
Suck on our North Alberta Balls
We’re a Team full of veterans & hungry youth
So Kings, suck on our Balls!
Last half of this Team’s Season
We’re all feeling randy
From the depths came Klim Reaper
A deadline Trade for Ekholm!
Recovered Kane from injury
RNH your asses will kick
With Draisaitl this time healthy
Oiler arses, Kings can lick!
Say everybody have you seen the Oilers
They‘re the biggest game in this town
And the Kings, they’re pricks
Let’s mix it up
To beat them again in the 1st Playoff Round
Suck on our North Alberta Balls
While we fill their net to f*** ‘em
Suck on our North Alberta Balls
We’re a Team full of veterans - hatin’ rivals
So Kings, suck on our Balls!
Sniff sniff sniff
Hey, wait a minute,
What's that smell?
Smell like California reffin’
Well that don't bother me none
As long as we get same treatment each Home Game
Refs, just know all fans will be bitchin’
Yes, I gotta sneakin‘ suspicion
Oh man, Chris Lee
McCauley!
You can lick our Balls!!!
Tonight Boys show some fire!
Win tonight, Oilers
Skinner, lay the Kings to ruin!!
Janmark & Ryan
Kulak & Ceci
Hyman’s luck is turnin‘
Oh my goodness!!
Old man Bouch, Old man Bouch
Yams Do somethin!!
Oooh
Suck on our North Alberta Balls
While we fill their net to f*** ‘em
Go on a tear Nursey
Suck on our North Alberta Balls
Shut ‘em down Vinny
Suck on our Balls, L.A.
Suck on our Balls, L.A.
Suck on our frozen North Albertan Balls,
Come on LA!
Whoo!! Whoo!!
Suck on our balls!!!!!
Have you got faith we can defeat?
Do you ever get that fear the Oil can’t shift
Their play to stick around with Teams who are elite?
But we have some aces up our sleeve
I have no idea if our group is deep
We dreamt about a Cup ever since we picked the Freak
How many playoff rounds in 2023?
’Cause there’s this lingering doubt, it makes me question how, when poor efforts repeat
Sometimes I fall asleep
Watching Oilers on my TV
(Do I really know?)
If this Team can play both ways?
(I believe it can be so)
And sorta hope - see it today
(Maybe, we all know)
That these nights are mainly made for getting them to really play this coming May
Crawling back to June
Ever thought of wanting to jump the queue
Ahead to Round 2
Maybe I’m too lazy, being bored this Fall - get the Season through
Yes, this Team is due
Crawling back to June
@tardigrade81 stretch your nuts
Been wondering if
@Cloned Poll‘s still open and if so I wanna know what time it shuts
@VainGretzky made a
jellobutt.
It was pink & puckered up.
@BoldNewLettuce is truly nuts,
@brentashton is constantly on the cusp
of warnings
Mods we thank you
I don't know if you feel the same as I do
But HF Oilers is one of my favourite crews
(Do I really know?)
If this Team can play both ways?
(I believe it can be so)
And sorta hope - see it today
(Maybe, we all know)
That these nights are mainly made for getting them to really play this coming May
Crawling back to June (crawling back to June)
Ever thought of posting when you’ve had a few? (You’ve had a few)
‘Cause tonight I do (
@snipes some kush)
Maybe I’m too (maybe I’m too busy) busy but
@5 Mins 4 Ftg makes GDT’s for you
And others too
Crawling back to June
(Do I really know?)
If this Team can play both ways?
(I believe it can be so)
And sorta hope - see it today
(Maybe, we all know)
That these nights are mainly made for getting them to really play this coming May
(Yes, I wanna know)
@MoreDifferentS please call
(Sad to see you go)
@Del Preston hoping you‘re ok
(Yes, I wanna know)
We want you with us back real soon
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Doesn’t Remind Me (Audioslave)
I walked the streets so mad, after Game 1 we lost
Cause I really thought we’d defeat the Flames
It just sucked so bad, a comeback loss
’Cause we came so close to beating the Flames
Game 2 we’re ok, cheering with all we’ve got
For the Oilers that night to defeat the Flames
We like Posting on HF, sharing our thoughts
About how much we want to beat the Flames
The Games that we’ve won, Games that we’ve lost
The chances we’ve had but then dropped
We won’t lie we thought it a safe bet
But the Playoffs remind us not to forget
We like Hockey Pods and radio talk
‘Cause we enjoy listening and complaining
We like sharing music & Home applause
About how much we want to beat the Flames
I like colorful clothing in the sun
Cause it doesn't remind me of anything
I like hammering nails and speaking in tongues
Cause it doesn't remind me of anything
The Games that we’ve won, Games that we’ve lost
The chances we’ve had but then dropped
We won’t lie we thought it a safe bet
But the Playoffs remind us not to forget
Bend and shape me
I love the way you are
Slow and sweetly
Like never before
Calm and sleeping
We won't stir up the past
So discreetly
We won't look back
The Games that we’ve won, Games that we’ve lost
The chances we’ve had but then dropped
We won’t lie we thought it a safe bet
But the Playoffs remind us not to forget
I like throwing my voice and breaking guitars
Cause it doesn't remind me of anything
I like playing in the sand what's mine is ours
Cause it doesn't remind me of anything
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Hey, you caught me in a coma and I don't think I
Wanna ever come back to this world again
Kinda like it in a coma 'cause no one's ever gonna
Oh, make me come back to this world again
Now, I feel as if I'm floating away
I can't feel all the pressure, and I like it this way
But my body's calling, my body's calling:
"Won't you come back to this world again?"
Suspended deep in a sea of black
I've got the light at the end, I've got the bones on the mast
Well, I've gone sailing, I've gone sailing
I could leave so easily, my friends are calling back to me
I said, they're, they're leavin' it all up to me
When all I needed was clarity, and
Someone to tell me what the f*** is goin' on
Goddamn it
Slipping farther and farther away
It's a miracle how long we can stay
In a world our minds created
In a world that's full of shit
Help me
"Okay, let's get this guy in the program please, we're losing him." "Start an IV Please."
Help Me
"Come on... His airways.. someone's got to protect his airways. I want two..."
"Where's the defibrillator?"
"Two IV's over here, please. That's two more now. We're losing him"
"Let's go"
Help Me
"Slow-motion here. This guy's going..."
Bastard
"Let's get him in ER"
"...Going out on us"
"Who's got the defibrillator?"
Please understand me
I'm climbing through the wreckage of all my twisted dreams
But this cheap investigation just can't stifle all my screams
And I'm waiting at the crossroads, waiting for you
Waiting for you, where are you?
No one's going to bother me anymore
No one's going to mess with my head no more
I can't understand what all the fighting's for
But it's so nice here, down off the shore
I wish you could see this, 'cause there's nothing to see
It's peaceful here and it's fine with me
Not like the world where I used to live
I never really wanted to live, ah
I know
"Okay, we're starting to lose this guy. I want that IV and his airway protected!"
"Let's get some people in here!"
"Get the crash cart please, we're losing this guy. He's going..." "Give me an airway please"
"... Going under."
"Clear"
Zap him again
"How about an IV, stat?"
"Okay... you better protect the airway, you're starting to lose him." "clear!"
Zap the son of a bitch again
"Listen to me"
"Axl, are you listening to me?"
"Don't walk away from me!"
'You are such a f***ing prick, I am so pissed with you"
"Get back over here!"
"All I hear is bullshit, all the time"
"All you ever wanna do is have sex, sex sex"
"I just don't give a shit anymore"
"I love you"
You live your life like it's a coma, won't you tell me why we'd wanna?
With all the reasons you give, it's, it's kinda hard to believe
But who am I to tell you that I've seen any reason why you should stay?
Maybe we'd be better off without you, anyway
You got a one-way ticket, on your last chance ride
Got a one-way ticket to your suicide
Got a one-way ticket, and there's no way out alive
An' all this crass communication that has left you in the cold
Isn't much for consolation when you feel so weak and old
But if home is where the heart is, then there's stories to be told
No, you don't need a doctor, no one else can heal your soul
Got your mind in submission, got your life on the line
But nobody pulled the trigger, they just stepped aside
They be down by the water while you watch 'em waving goodbye
They be calling in the morning, they be hanging on the phone
They be waiting for an answer, but you know nobody's home
When the bell's stopped ringing it was nobody's fault, but your own
There were always ample warnings, there were always subtle signs
And you would have seen it comin' but we gave you too much time
And when you said that no one's listening, why'd your best friend drop a dime?
Sometimes, we get so tired of waiting for a way to spend our time
An' it's so easy to be social, it's so easy to be cool
Yeah, it's easy to be hungry, when you ain't got shit to lose
And I wish that I could help you with what you hope to find
But I'm still out here, waiting, watching reruns of my life
When you reach the point of breaking, know it's gonna take some time
To heal the broken memories that another man would need just to survive
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I won’t remember anything
Don’t care if it’s true or a bad dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream
This terrible silence stops me
Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up, I cannot see
That there is not much left of me
Nothing is real but pain now
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please God, wake me
Back in the womb it's much too real
In pumps life that I must feel
But can't look forward to reveal
Look to the time when I'll live
Fed through the tube that sticks in me
Just like a wartime novelty
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this life off from me
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please God, wake me
Now the world is gone, I'm just one
Oh God help me
Hold my breath as I wish for death
Oh please God, help me
Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell
Landmine has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell
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Hurricanes, heaven smiles on you tonight
You’re going to see
Through the raging, on Main Board, the fight
The trolls can lick my package
Just let me drop my pants
You can start with French kissing
My hairy freckled white ass
Disrespectful Posting
Your Teams out on the beach
With no Playoffs you come trolling
Tell them now your pleasure's set upon slow release
Hey wait
Great smile
Sensitive to fate, not denial
But hey, who's on trial?
It took a life span with no cell mate
The long way back
Sandy, why can't we look the other way?
He speaks about travel
Yeah we think about the land
We smart like all peoples
Feeling real tan
I could take you places
Do you need a new man?
Wipe the pollen from the faces
Make revision to a dream while you wait in the van
Hey wait
Great smile
Sensitive to fate, not denial
But hey, who's on trial?
It took a life span with no cell mate
To find the long way back
Sandy, why can't we look the other way?
You're weightless, you are exotic
You need something for which to care
Sandy, why can't we look the other way?
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good brand
You've come to love me lightly
Yeah you come to hold me tight
Is this motion ever lasting
Or just shutters pass through the night?
Rosemary, heaven restores you in life
I spent a life span with no cell mate
The long way back
Sandy, why can't we look the other way?
You're weightless, semi-erotic
You need someone to take you there
Sandy, why can't we look the other way?
Why can't we just play the other game?
Why can't we just look the other way?
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