Some advice to the rookies & newbies on this year's team:
See those ******** over there? Yeah, those guys wearing the bleu blanc & rouge jerseys with the toilet seat logo on the chest? Those are the Montreal Canadiens. They're evil. They're scum sucking poutine swilling swine (my apologies to swine everywhere). They are Public Enemy #1 and have been for 91 years now. No team even comes close to the loathing they inspire in Bruins fans.
This is the one game of the season you will be encouraged to commit mayhem against your opponent without fear of criticism from the fans if doing so costs a win.
You see we hate Montreal with an intensity that has to be experienced to be believed. We loathe, despise and hold them in utter contempt.
So we want to see you hit those mother****ers every time they come over the boards. Hit them in the open. Hit them in the corners. Flatten the sons of *****es every time they try to crowd Tuukka in his crease (and Tuukka feel free to go completely milk crate on their sorry *****) If a Hab so much as looks cross eyed at your linemate be prepared to shove his stick up his backside. Or your stick, whichever fits better. Or even better, both. Pound them, crush them, beat the snot of them and then do it again on your next shift. And the next etc until the final horn sounds. Make those jackwagons rue the day they ever signed with Montreal. Send them home with their tails between their legs.
**** the Habs!!!!!
See those ******** over there? Yeah, those guys wearing the bleu blanc & rouge jerseys with the toilet seat logo on the chest? Those are the Montreal Canadiens. They're evil. They're scum sucking poutine swilling swine (my apologies to swine everywhere). They are Public Enemy #1 and have been for 91 years now. No team even comes close to the loathing they inspire in Bruins fans.
This is the one game of the season you will be encouraged to commit mayhem against your opponent without fear of criticism from the fans if doing so costs a win.
You see we hate Montreal with an intensity that has to be experienced to be believed. We loathe, despise and hold them in utter contempt.
So we want to see you hit those mother****ers every time they come over the boards. Hit them in the open. Hit them in the corners. Flatten the sons of *****es every time they try to crowd Tuukka in his crease (and Tuukka feel free to go completely milk crate on their sorry *****) If a Hab so much as looks cross eyed at your linemate be prepared to shove his stick up his backside. Or your stick, whichever fits better. Or even better, both. Pound them, crush them, beat the snot of them and then do it again on your next shift. And the next etc until the final horn sounds. Make those jackwagons rue the day they ever signed with Montreal. Send them home with their tails between their legs.
**** the Habs!!!!!
