Garth making calls

[Space Herpe]

In an attempt to help make us smile, what do you think Garth's phone calls are like; how are they going?


Garth: Pete?
Lacy: Who is this?
Garth: Garth Snow.
-click-
Garth: Hello? Hello?

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[nyisles]

McDonald's Employee: Thank you for calling McDonald's, how may I help you?
Garth Snow (on Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard): Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
McD: Uhh, what?
GS: I'm Detective John Kimble!
McD: Sir, I don't really understand...
GS: I'm a cop, you idiot!
McD: [click]
GS: LOLOLOL

 

[enigmatic]

cappy didnt get the bounces today

garth didnt get any signal today

 

[A Pointed Stick]

Garth: Hi Charles? I am out here with Dean Lombardi and he will trade us Doughty for our remaining 1st, Okposo, Bailey, MacDonald, and the 1st pick two years from now.

Chuck: Oh good deal. What's Doughty's contract cost?

Garth: whispers into phone

Charles: Aw, hells no! Hangs up...

 

[Chardo]

Garth: Charles, I found some more naughty pictures of you.

Charles: Let's talk extension.

 

[original islander]

Garth: Charles I'm looking bad on this Vanek trade, we need to resign him otherwise l'll look like an idiot.

Charles: Calm down Garth I'll fix this for you. What do we need to offer him?

Garth: Seven maybe Eight a year.

Charles: Don't be cheap Garth offer him eight a year. Funny, I thought an elite winger like Vanek would cost more than eight thousand.

 

[SI90]

phone call#1


411 operator: what city and state please?...

Garth: Orono, Maine please

411 operator: what listing?

Garth: University of Main athletic office....

Phone call#2

411 operator: what city and state please?

Garth: Boston Mass

411 operator: what listing

Garth: Boston Pee wee hockey coach- blank-

 

[CodeE]

Car dealership: Rallye BMW.

Snow: Hi, this is General Manager of the New York Islanders professional hockey organization Garth Snow.

Car dealership: What can I help you with today?

Snow: I've got a 2009 model with 6 months left on the lease, gotta be honest, not driving it anymore. Was wondering if I could get some money back if I traded in the lease now?

Car dealership: Sure thing. Give me a second to check the computer and... Okay. We can offer $399.95 a month for the duration of your...

Snow: Woah woah woah. I want $750 a month.

Car dealership: I'm sorry sir, we cannot authorize that.

Snow: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEN? I'M JUST GONNA LET THE BMW SIT IN MY GARAGE FOR SIX MONTHS THEN! THANK YOU VERY LITTLE AND HAVE A TERRIBLE DAY!