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Hope springs eternal.
It's that time of year when Figs fans believe that they'll dominate the playoffs and will keep drinking the koolaid.
Their best player has been at his best, breaking a longstanding team goal-scoring record -- which Figsters have been milking to the bone.
Leaf fans love to stroke their own egos and post garbage material to taunt other fan bases. One of their favorite social media tools is to issue "How it started and where it's going" type messages, cause you know, they can only be in the moment. They don't like to be reminded about how it ends.
Since they're leaving the best part out, let's provide the ending for them.
A wrecking ball of a franchise, whose DNA is to self-destruct for the entertainment of all other fan bases.
Note: the following clip is not Miley-approved.
Once they've done what they always do in the playoffs, this will be in the building at the totally foreseeable, optimal time.
Now, every team has their lot of invested fans. Take this Fig fan, for instance.
You might say that he has a tolerant wife, that at least he's not a gambler and that he's basically harmless. But, who has a life-sized Nylander mannequin in their home? How creepy is that?
How about Nylander socks?
He posts a video of himself where this happens:
The guy is alone in a basement (except for having his wife record him), he's wearing a Dustin Holl St.Patrick's day jersey (yes, the 30-year old Dustin Holl who posted 2 goals and 16 assists in 60 games) with helmet and gloves and clearly, his belly is saying that he's been partaking in some sort of extravagance.
He's watching the Figs in OT, when Nostrils happens to score.
He then bolts from his couch, bee-lines to a Leaf-dispensing beer machine (what else), picks up a cold one, heads to the back of his basement where he proceeds to down the beer in record time.
This poor Figster built a HOF-worthy shrine to the Figs in his basement. Meantime, his kids don't need to look too far to know why they won't be going on a family vacation anytime soon.
Kids, worry not. Your dad is no gambler -- he's merely "invested" all of your family savings. There is a difference.
On March 26th, the Habs faced the Leafs and in the natural order of things, despite a depleted lineup, beat them 4-2. This is where Fig GDTs are at their best -- when they lose. If you ever read them when they get trounced, you find some pretty juicy material.
A champ moment is when their fans turn on their GM, Mr. Peabody, and call him a "cuck". It might just be worth looking into further ...
OK, so maybe there's a gas leak at their house.
Back to the Habs, great game against the Devils this week, although the Hambungler and the rest of his crew, made it easy.
Meantime, this two-headed monster continues to deliver:
LINEUPS:
It's that time of year when Figs fans believe that they'll dominate the playoffs and will keep drinking the koolaid.
Their best player has been at his best, breaking a longstanding team goal-scoring record -- which Figsters have been milking to the bone.
Leaf fans love to stroke their own egos and post garbage material to taunt other fan bases. One of their favorite social media tools is to issue "How it started and where it's going" type messages, cause you know, they can only be in the moment. They don't like to be reminded about how it ends.
Since they're leaving the best part out, let's provide the ending for them.
A wrecking ball of a franchise, whose DNA is to self-destruct for the entertainment of all other fan bases.
Note: the following clip is not Miley-approved.
Once they've done what they always do in the playoffs, this will be in the building at the totally foreseeable, optimal time.
Now, every team has their lot of invested fans. Take this Fig fan, for instance.
You might say that he has a tolerant wife, that at least he's not a gambler and that he's basically harmless. But, who has a life-sized Nylander mannequin in their home? How creepy is that?
How about Nylander socks?
He posts a video of himself where this happens:
The guy is alone in a basement (except for having his wife record him), he's wearing a Dustin Holl St.Patrick's day jersey (yes, the 30-year old Dustin Holl who posted 2 goals and 16 assists in 60 games) with helmet and gloves and clearly, his belly is saying that he's been partaking in some sort of extravagance.
He's watching the Figs in OT, when Nostrils happens to score.
He then bolts from his couch, bee-lines to a Leaf-dispensing beer machine (what else), picks up a cold one, heads to the back of his basement where he proceeds to down the beer in record time.
This poor Figster built a HOF-worthy shrine to the Figs in his basement. Meantime, his kids don't need to look too far to know why they won't be going on a family vacation anytime soon.
Kids, worry not. Your dad is no gambler -- he's merely "invested" all of your family savings. There is a difference.
On March 26th, the Habs faced the Leafs and in the natural order of things, despite a depleted lineup, beat them 4-2. This is where Fig GDTs are at their best -- when they lose. If you ever read them when they get trounced, you find some pretty juicy material.
A champ moment is when their fans turn on their GM, Mr. Peabody, and call him a "cuck". It might just be worth looking into further ...
OK, so maybe there's a gas leak at their house.
Back to the Habs, great game against the Devils this week, although the Hambungler and the rest of his crew, made it easy.
Meantime, this two-headed monster continues to deliver:
LINEUPS:
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