Game experience improvements

[whitstifier]

I think the bumps are for "her pleasure"

Speaking of long green members...

 

[Lempo]

I think the bumps are for "her pleasure"

We all think, but the rest of us had the courtesy to just beat around the bush... so to speak.

 

[Jerkob Slavin]

I think the bumps are for "her pleasure"

Who cares about HER pleasure?

 

[bluedevil58]

You know.... I had something great to say about this but I am afraid I will get a warning so I need to contain myself.

 

[sheriff bart]

We all think, but the rest of us had the courtesy to just beat around the bush... so to speak.

I put quotation marks around it. Isn't that like saying "with all due respect"?

I'm not known for subtlety.

 

[Lempo]

I put quotation marks around it. Isn't that like saying "with all due respect"?

I'm not known for subtlety.

No it's like you mock the whole concept when you do the finger quotation marks while exaggeratedly pronouncing the quotated bit...

No wait actually you're doing it just right.

 

[Lempo]

Who cares about HER pleasure?

Well, she. Quite fervently.

 

[sheriff bart]

Speaking of long green members...

Ho, ho, ho...

where my hoes at?

 

[NotOpie]

Bumps versus ridges, my dearie. A cucumber is a stubby cucurbit with pimples and spikes; a zucchini is a cucurbit that is generally smooth and a little fuzzy. Really important knowledge transfer here, so pay attention

There's so many places I could go with this, I'd need a roadmap

You know.... I had something great to say about this but I am afraid I will get a warning so I need to contain myself.

They sell those things to contain yourself at the drug store.

 

[geehaad]

There's so many places I could go with this, I'd need a roadmap

That's quite an ice-breaker line you've got there.

 

[Unsustainable]

It's got nothing to do with gluten. Bread is turned into sugar by your body very quickly, sugar is bad for you. BBQ sauce is sugar syrup. Fried crap is crap. Offer salads, or meat sans the sauce, or fruit. It's not that hard.

I know I'm not the only person who cares about what's in the food I eat and what it does to my body. It wouldn't hurt to offer some healthy options at some of the stands. That's money that they aren't getting from me.

Keto!

 

[Unsustainable]

Annnnnnd.....we’ve turned another thread into a food thread.

Well done boys!

Everything is about food

 

[NotOpie]

That's quite an ice-breaker line you've got there.

 

[Svechhammer]

I think the bumps are for "her pleasure"

That's one way to spin the herp in your favor... I know it's all bumpy, but it's for your pleasure

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

You guys have taken "Game Experience Improvements" to a whole new level.

 

[Lempo]

The whole vegetarian food reads like a planned foreplay to all around admission of "I'm ________ and I'm a Caniac slash sexual deviant."

"Hi _________."

Obviously if everyone deviates similarly then no one really deviates. It's similar setup to committee decisions being no one's fault.

 

[sheriff bart]

You guys have taken "Game Experience Improvements" to a whole new level.

All we need now is a second hand fleshlight stand, and we're in business.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

Who cares about HER pleasure?

This is the wisdom of a man who is on very intimate terms... with his hand.

 

[Joe McGrath]

The poor marketing intern who probably got tasked with looking at this thread because it said In Game Experience in the title....

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I mentioned this earlier, but it would be great to have the team work with fans to have a "rowdy" section (or even sections) that really get into the game. I know section 328 tries to do that, and credit to them, but I think it's only marginally successful. Would be great to have a "Dog Pound" type of sections within the arena. The team could really promote it, in the ticket sales, give the people a few extra perks (maybe T-shirts, etc..).

I realize that until the on-ice product improves, it's tough to get that passionate, but I'm assuming (maybe incorrectly) that the team will get there in the near future.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

I mentioned this earlier, but it would be great to have the team work with fans to have a "rowdy" section (or even sections) that really get into the game. I know section 328 tries to do that, and credit to them, but I think it's only marginally successful. Would be great to have a "Dog Pound" type of sections within the arena. The team could really promote it, in the ticket sales, give the people a few extra perks (maybe T-shirts, etc..).

I realize that until the on-ice product improves, it's tough to get that passionate, but I'm assuming (maybe incorrectly) that the team will get there in the near future.

What we need is, like, 10 people per section who are all actually on the same page, with some shit that isn't super f***ing lame.

 

[Navin R Slavin]

What we need is, like, 10 people per section who are all actually on the same page, with some **** that isn't super ****ing lame.

Which is what an actual booster club could do, if there were one.

 

[sheriff bart]

The poor marketing intern who probably got tasked with looking at this thread because it said In Game Experience in the title....

Goes into a marketing meeting...

"What's a used fleshlight stand?"

"Our research shows that Caniacs really like cucumbers for some reason"

 

[Joe McGrath]

I mentioned this earlier, but it would be great to have the team work with fans to have a "rowdy" section (or even sections) that really get into the game. I know section 328 tries to do that, and credit to them, but I think it's only marginally successful. Would be great to have a "Dog Pound" type of sections within the arena. The team could really promote it, in the ticket sales, give the people a few extra perks (maybe T-shirts, etc..).

I realize that until the on-ice product improves, it's tough to get that passionate, but I'm assuming (maybe incorrectly) that the team will get there in the near future.

Hell even the New Haven Coliseum had section 13 (if I’m misremembering the number someone correct me). Best chirping section in hockey history. Some of the Slap Shot crowd taunts were inspired by them supposedly (“Hit em with your purse, you p***y” is one I could certainly see as taken directly out of one of those drunken lunatics mouth).

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

We need more fun promotions. Less hats and posters, more switchblades and blow darts.