LittlePipes
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- Feb 22, 2020
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The Coyotes tonight have put on a clinic tonight, an absolute clinic, on what things a team must do to ensure the other team wins, and get style points while doing so ( Todd Walsh). To wit:
1) give up a goal right away. like you mean it.
2) take 6-9 penalties, mostly tripping ones.
3) Play a rookie goalie who is good for .750
4) put a bunch of hosers out there every shift
5) put fischer out on the pp
7) do it against a bottom 3 team
8) give up lots of goals in the 3rd
9) piss your only loyal fans off for good measure
10) pass the puck to no one
11) or pass the puck to the other team if #10 fails
It’s actually like creating fine art.
1) give up a goal right away. like you mean it.
2) take 6-9 penalties, mostly tripping ones.
3) Play a rookie goalie who is good for .750
4) put a bunch of hosers out there every shift
5) put fischer out on the pp
7) do it against a bottom 3 team
8) give up lots of goals in the 3rd
9) piss your only loyal fans off for good measure
10) pass the puck to no one
11) or pass the puck to the other team if #10 fails
It’s actually like creating fine art.