We know. Your weird grudge against Bobby Orr was a dead give away.
I loved that. Thanks for the genuine laugh. I especially liked how the goalie stopped 14 of 20 shots in a playoff win.
Please stop. At this point I'm reading it in Fischer's gravelly voice. I have to work for another hour or so and I don't want them to hear me laugh through the door.
if you're not enjoying them, why tell 'em?
what about dads and dad jokes? are all dads psychopaths?
I know I'm not. Now where does @Richer's Ghost live and does he have a home security system or a guard dog? Can I lure him to the back of my van by asking him to help me unload something?
I do deadpan deliveries. Steven Wright more than Mitch Hedberg stylings.
As a sharks fan Meier’s hockey IQ isn’t his strong point. He’s a volume shooter and play driver which worked well for a lame duck sharks team, but I always felt he might struggle when he wasn’t the one the offense ran through.
I fully expected a slow start for Meier after missing a month of hockey and coming from a team that plays 35 mph to a team that plays 95 mph.
I learned at a very young age. My spidey sense tingled while playing Asteroids in the waiting area of a Sears auto/tire shop and a sus 40s something fella offered to pay for my games IF I would help him win a bet. He said his buddy said he couldn't lift 50 lbs and asked how much I weighed. I said my weight which as like a 9 or 10 year old was over that of course and he said great - come out back and let me show him I can lift you and I'll win $10 and I'll give you a couple bucks to keep playing video games. Another guy was waiting in the wings and I was like NOPE outta here and left to go find my mom at the nearby fashion shop. I just feel bad that there were other kids there playing games and god only knows what went down from there. To this day, I wish I had the conviction to KNOW something was very wrong and go find security and tell them rather than just bail but who knows - security back then was nothing more than being able to remember what days you worked and wear a utility belt with a flashlight. Hell they might have been the ones waiting out back for all I knew.
