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Scheduling called when they got the word
They said, "I suppose you've heard...
about Dallas?"
Well I rushed to NHL‘s website and the link inside
And I could hardly believe my eyes
A Thursday game showed up,
Tonight Dallas will arrive.
For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game we hope
'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas
Boys knock them on their asses
And reward the loyal fans
Now you‘ve got opportunity
To get a Wild Card spot beating Dallas
We grew up separate,
grew up apart
But they engraved their initials
in Lord Stanley’s Cup
Cheating Dallas
Our Sabres will walk through their door,
with head held high
gather momentum,
To carry them by.
I believe this year, finally,
The Playoff drought will die.
For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game we hope
'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas
11 long years blowing every chance
Boys knock them on their asses
And reward the loyal fans
Now you’ve got opportunity
To get a Wild Card spot beating Dallas
Gary Bettman emailed and asked how we felt
Our Fanbase said, OK, well here’s how to help
No Game Management
He said, "Now bias is gone, so listen here,
I just want Southern Teams to win each year.”
And then the little elf bitch disappeared
For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game we hope
'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas
11 long years blowing every chance
Boys knock them on their asses
And reward our loyal fans
Now we've got opportunity
To get a Wild Card spot beating Dallas
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game we hope
'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas
Let’s knock them on their asses
And reward our loyal fans
Now we've got opportunity
To get a Wild Card spot beating Dallas
For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game we hope
'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas
and some Stats clips for those interested:
Scheduling called when they got the word
They said, "I suppose you've heard...
about Dallas?"
Well I rushed to NHL‘s website and the link inside
And I could hardly believe my eyes
A Thursday game showed up,
Tonight Dallas will arrive.
For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game we hope
'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas
Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?
11 long years blowing every chanceBoys knock them on their asses
And reward the loyal fans
Now you‘ve got opportunity
To get a Wild Card spot beating Dallas
Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?
We grew up separate,
grew up apart
But they engraved their initials
in Lord Stanley’s Cup
Cheating Dallas
Our Sabres will walk through their door,
with head held high
gather momentum,
To carry them by.
I believe this year, finally,
The Playoff drought will die.
For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game we hope
'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas
Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?
11 long years blowing every chance
Boys knock them on their asses
And reward the loyal fans
Now you’ve got opportunity
To get a Wild Card spot beating Dallas
Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?
Gary Bettman emailed and asked how we felt
Our Fanbase said, OK, well here’s how to help
No Game Management
He said, "Now bias is gone, so listen here,
I just want Southern Teams to win each year.”
And then the little elf bitch disappeared
For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game we hope
'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas
Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?
11 long years blowing every chance
Boys knock them on their asses
And reward our loyal fans
Now we've got opportunity
To get a Wild Card spot beating Dallas
Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?
For a Division lead they’re playingBut down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game we hope
'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas
Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?
11 long years blowing every chanceLet’s knock them on their asses
And reward our loyal fans
Now we've got opportunity
To get a Wild Card spot beating Dallas
Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?
For a Division lead they’re playing
But down is where they’re gonna go
It would just be so pleasing
To win tonight’s Game we hope
'Cause for 29 years
We’ve had to endure the Stars of Dallas
Dallas, who the f*** is Dallas?
and some Stats clips for those interested:
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