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★YOUR DALLAS STARS ★ VS THE SOCHI STRAY DOGS
26-21-10, 62 PTS ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ 27-20-10, 64 PTS
Today, we begin our long hunt of the extreme dangerous stray dogs through out our home land here in Sochi, Russia! To lead us, let me introduce to our main sniper…
Before we begin, we gave praise to our dear Mother Russia.
Here is our first example of these monsters.
They must all be eliminated, but our biggest threats to Russian society are the following.
Here, our trusty tour guide shows you the proper way to take our these vicious creatures.
If this does not work, do not worry. Simply call upon the most famous Russian of all to take out these filthy things.
After defeating the stray dogs, we will give you a glass of the finest water you have ever tasted.
We also welcome you to use the finest bathrooms the world has ever seen, just remember not to flush.
For once we finish off these pesky stray dogs, we can move onto our other enemies….the homosexuals and Team Canada.