"You wouldn't think that streaking would be a thing for a hockey game, but it's not impossible, and the Flames are not immune to fans very occasionally dropping everything but their birthday suits and hitting the ice for a bit. This afternoon two teams with small streaks, so to speak, are meeting in Calgary, and much like that clothesless craze from the Carter era, someone's losing streak of 2 games is going to end for sure. Detroit is hoping that theirs doesn't end with a bum's rush and a black stripe on the screen covering up their back half, but instead with a decisive win that the Red Wings desperately want on the back half of this Western road trip."
- Plausible Keats