"If you woke up this morning in Detroit and reached for your Geography 101 textbook first thing, it's probably because you were wondering why the ocean had moved next door. Tampa Bay has flooded Detroit with two teams today - the Buccaneers are at Ford Field against the Lions, and the Lightning are going to try and strike the Wings tonight at Little Caesar's Arena. Motor City sports fans are hoping that by the time the tidal surge recedes, they'll end up with two victories uncovered - a Divisional Championship for the Lions and a top Wildcard spot for the Wings."
- Plausible Keats