HarrisonFord
President of the Drew Doughty Fan Club
Toronto Maple Leafs vs. Boston Bruins
Monday, March 25, 2013
Bear Hunting Season Edition
As we all know, one of the biggest threats to Toronto, as stated by Stephen Colbert, are Bears.
As Cup67 likes to dub him, our Hero, Nazem Kadri recently heard of this threat. He decided to take it upon himself to be the solution. And what solution is that, Mr. Colbert?
The Lineup for your Toronto Maple Leafs!
The starting lineup for the Boston Booooooooooooooooooooins
In net:
As part of his mission to defeat the Bear threat, Nazem Kadri stole Tyler Seguin's diary, as seen here:
While I was unable to get the whole thing, I did manage to get this exerpt, from his day yesterday:
8:00 AM – Team meeting.
11:00 AM – Wake up.
11:30 AM – Breakfast. I really love Lucky Charms!
11:45 AM – Helped teach Brad how to read. He’s getting way better!
12:30 PM – Colour. Tried my best to keep it inside the lines.
1:00 PM – Prank called Phil Kessel.
1:30 PM – Put on nylon tattoo sleeves. Needles hurt mommy’s baby, but I like looking tough.
1:45 PM – Picked up Brad from the pool. He’s on the top board this week!
2:00 PM – Went to the grocery store to get Mr Noodle. Shied away from contact in the frozen food section.
2:25 PM – Cooked Mr. Noodle at home. I forgot to take the plastik off first, Shawn Thorton put it out. He’s always putting out fires for me.
2:50 PM –Looked at myself in the mirror. Flex. Smile. Repeat
4:30 PM – Drove over to the rink. That new Justin Bieber song was on. That ***** is my jam!
4:45 PM – Picked up Patrice Bergeron’s dry cleaning. It’s only fair, he does most of my work on the ice for me.
5:00 PM - Saw Jack Edwards in the hall. He’s rite! I did win that fight against Emelin a few weeks ago!
6:00 PM – Practiced at the rink. I’m so fast. I like playing when people aren’t mean and try to get in my way. I’m way better that way!
6:40 PM – Listened politelee to Big Z talk for a half hour about Gecko Romen restling. He scares me.
7:00 PM – Went home. Listened to Dane Cooks best of with Brad. How can you chews a best of when they are all the best!
8:00 PM – Stomped out flaming bag on the door step. Turned out to be dog poop. I need to follow up on the status of Brian Burke’s restraining order.
8:30 PM – Tell gost stories with Brad. He’s so lucky that he gets the top bunk this week.
8:45 PM – Called mom. It was nice. We're catching up on the Bachelor together. She thinks Catherine will win the Bachelor. I think its Lindsay. We’re funny!
9:00 PM – nite nite. Big day in the morning!
Here is a sample of what is in store for these Bruins tonight, at the hands of Nazem Kadri and Phil Kessel
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, March 25, 2013
Bear Hunting Season Edition
As we all know, one of the biggest threats to Toronto, as stated by Stephen Colbert, are Bears.
As Cup67 likes to dub him, our Hero, Nazem Kadri recently heard of this threat. He decided to take it upon himself to be the solution. And what solution is that, Mr. Colbert?
The Lineup for your Toronto Maple Leafs!
The starting lineup for the Boston Booooooooooooooooooooins
In net:
As part of his mission to defeat the Bear threat, Nazem Kadri stole Tyler Seguin's diary, as seen here:
While I was unable to get the whole thing, I did manage to get this exerpt, from his day yesterday:
8:00 AM – Team meeting.
11:00 AM – Wake up.
11:30 AM – Breakfast. I really love Lucky Charms!
11:45 AM – Helped teach Brad how to read. He’s getting way better!
12:30 PM – Colour. Tried my best to keep it inside the lines.
1:00 PM – Prank called Phil Kessel.
1:30 PM – Put on nylon tattoo sleeves. Needles hurt mommy’s baby, but I like looking tough.
1:45 PM – Picked up Brad from the pool. He’s on the top board this week!
2:00 PM – Went to the grocery store to get Mr Noodle. Shied away from contact in the frozen food section.
2:25 PM – Cooked Mr. Noodle at home. I forgot to take the plastik off first, Shawn Thorton put it out. He’s always putting out fires for me.
2:50 PM –Looked at myself in the mirror. Flex. Smile. Repeat
4:30 PM – Drove over to the rink. That new Justin Bieber song was on. That ***** is my jam!
4:45 PM – Picked up Patrice Bergeron’s dry cleaning. It’s only fair, he does most of my work on the ice for me.
5:00 PM - Saw Jack Edwards in the hall. He’s rite! I did win that fight against Emelin a few weeks ago!
6:00 PM – Practiced at the rink. I’m so fast. I like playing when people aren’t mean and try to get in my way. I’m way better that way!
6:40 PM – Listened politelee to Big Z talk for a half hour about Gecko Romen restling. He scares me.
7:00 PM – Went home. Listened to Dane Cooks best of with Brad. How can you chews a best of when they are all the best!
8:00 PM – Stomped out flaming bag on the door step. Turned out to be dog poop. I need to follow up on the status of Brian Burke’s restraining order.
8:30 PM – Tell gost stories with Brad. He’s so lucky that he gets the top bunk this week.
8:45 PM – Called mom. It was nice. We're catching up on the Bachelor together. She thinks Catherine will win the Bachelor. I think its Lindsay. We’re funny!
9:00 PM – nite nite. Big day in the morning!
Here is a sample of what is in store for these Bruins tonight, at the hands of Nazem Kadri and Phil Kessel
GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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so I did
I'm a terrible photoshopper (I use Microsoft Paint to do all my photoshopping work 
