"Some of you may remember that in 1973 the band Paul McCartney & Wings released a song called "Jet", whose lyrics seemed to consist mainly of the chorus chanting the word "jet" over and over. Well, Detroit is in Winnipeg tonight hoping they don't have to listen to a lot of chanting of the name "Jets" as the home team's goal horn sounds. And even though right now it seems like the Wings' last win was back in 1973, they are hoping to end tonight no longer being a team on the schneide, but instead, a band on the run."
- Plausible Keats