GDT: G:82 Wild vs SEA 6pm CT (ESPN)

[Arturia Pendragon]

I was kinda thinking that she sounds like what this character would be like as an analyst….View attachment 854811

Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky

Definitely a hockey last name at least

 

[Sweetnut]

We need Boldy to score his 30th. Top line should all be 30 goal scorers. They have a combined 105 goals as of now.

 

[Wabit]

I come across a good gif and I save it in case I need it here too….

I just google most memes and gifs when I want to use them. It's faster than me trying to find them in my mess of saved stuff.

 

[NHL1674]

Maybe they're trying to lay low hoping that they won't be subject to anymore interviews on the bench tonight.

 

[Roman Maroni]

So what’s Salt Lake City gonna call their team?

 

[Sweetnut]

Boldy, Kap and Johansson 8 shots. Rest of the team 2 combined.

 

[NHL1674]

Boldy, Kap and Johansson 8 shots. Rest of the team 2 combined.

Did Ek change his name to Johansson?

 

[Sweetnut]

So what’s Salt Lake City gonna call their team?

Utah Urinals.

 

[NHL1674]

Utah Urinals.

Utah Salt Licks.

 

[Roman Maroni]

Atta boy Freddy, getting kicked out of the face off circle made me notice you were on the ice!

 

[Wabit]

Boldy, Kap and Johansson 8 shots. Rest of the team 2 combined.

This seems like a typo.

 

[Sweetnut]

Utah Uterus

 

[NHL1674]

This seems like a typo.

Maybe they took my suggestion of switching everyone's jerseys to make the game more fun.

 

[Sweetnut]

Zuke's too busy mentoring Öhgren to pay any attention to, you know, play the game himself.

 

[NHL1674]

Utah Uterus

In that case, they should ask to borrow these lovely sweaters.

 

[MK9]

Leah looks like an angry office manager from the 80’s

Unfortunately she's just a useless, yammering idiot from right now.

 

[NHL1674]

Zuke's too busy mentoring Öhgren to pay any attention to, you know, play the game himself.

He just missed the road trip. This is his annual
postseason injury.

 

[Roman Maroni]

As many times as they’ve taken dumb penalties, how come I’ve never used this one? I’ve had it forever….

 

[Wabit]

As many times as they’ve taken dumb penalties, how come I’ve never used this one? I’ve had it forever….View attachment 854826

Were you were saving it for Evason or GMBG?

 

[Roman Maroni]

This is more entertaining than the last period.

Were you were saving it for Evason or GMBG?

Actually should’ve used when Addison gave up another goal….

 

[Webster]

He just missed the road trip. This is his annual
postseason injury.

No injury. At least he scores at home, another baby...

 

[Sweetnut]

As many times as they’ve taken dumb penalties, how come I’ve never used this one? I’ve had it forever….View attachment 854826

I think I remember this dude..it was some sort of educational program, right? Learn how to paint like a pro?

 

[NHL1674]

No injury. At least he scores at home, another baby...

Now Kap, just because Mom and Dad brought home a new baby doesn't mean we love you any less.

 

[Wabit]

I think I remember this dude..it was some sort of educational program, right? Learn how to paint like a pro?

The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross. He was a staple on PBS

 

[Webster]

Now Kap, just because Mom and Dad brought home a new baby doesn't mean we love you any less.

Uncle Kirill is proud.

It looks like this team can't wait to hit the beach. Only one thing remains, the one-on-one tomorrow with the GM and coach, the annual trash talk.