Fantasy Sports: Flyers Board Mock Draft 2021

[Young Sandwich]

The Tampa Bay Lightning are adding a smartboi to our team. He's committed to Princeton for the upcoming season.

(This is "boom goes the dynamite"-level announcing. Amazing.)



Defenceman - David "Yo-Yo" Ma

Do it up, @BernieParent

 

[FLYguy3911]

The Tampa Bay Lightning are adding a smartboi to our team. He's committed to Princeton for the upcoming season.

(This is "boom goes the dynamite"-level announcing. Amazing.)



Defenceman - David "Yo-Yo" Ma

Do it up, @BernieParent

He was on fire that game. The PBP guy. Not Ma.

 

[BernieParent]

"I don't know WHAT [BLEEP]ing button I pushed to make the [BLEEP]ing [BLEEP] of a computer burst into [BLEEP]ing flames, alright??!?!!?! Just stop your crying, Peebles, and get me an actual [BLEEP]ing list on real [BLEEP]ing paper so we can finish this [BLEEP]."

GM Holland grabs the tear-stained list of remaining prospects, blows out the lower-left corner that was still smouldering, and scans the list.

"Umm, we need someone who can score goals, so that leaves out anyone over 6 feet."

"Sir, that doesn't even ..."

"Hush, I'm anneal ticking. Probably a foreign guy who has no choice but to move far away from home and rely on everything from us. That ... would ... be ... him."

"Sigh, very well sir. We will send the selection to the NHL."

"Excellent, Peebles. And tell Garrrry to [BLEEP] himself."

The Edmonton Oilers select, with the 213th pick in this 2021 NHL draft, centre Alexei Prokopenko. Many, many thanks to @Chuck Downie for yet again setting up this very entertaining draft. @SanBlom is next.

 

[DancingPanther]

I had a lot of time to kill waiting for you circle jerks to make a pick.

Also, Chart. Not Graph. @DancingPanther is the graph guy.

With all due respect I do believe I was the #chartguy. There can be though. Together we can use our powers to disseminate knowledge of the arcane

 

[FLYguy3911]

With all due respect I do believe I was the #chartguy. There can be though. Together we can use our powers to disseminate knowledge of the arcane

It was a graph disguised as a chart.

 

[DancingPanther]

It was a graph disguised as a chart.

Loving the way you think

 

[SanBlom]

Isles will take Ryan St. Louis because his Dad was awesome.
NYI
60. Whynot D
86. Almquist F
118. Plandowski RHD
150. Lazutin C
182. Jupiter G
214. St. Louis LW

BIG thanks to Chuck!

@Hexy4 - finish up strong sir

 

[BigToe]

Looks like my last guy isn’t gonna get picked

 

[FLYguy3911]

Looks like my last guy isn’t gonna get picked

Who?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

 

[Hexy4]

Boston selects...Zack Ostapchuk

Date of Birth
May 29, 2003
Position
LW
Age
18
Height
6'3" / 190 cm
Place of Birth
St. Albert, AB, CAN
Weight
198 lbs

 

[BigToe]

Who?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

You first

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Pittsburgh selects LW William von Barnekow

@Young Sandwich

 

[Young Sandwich]

The TBL are proud to round out our draft with a RHD from Sweden. Here is a picture of him from the delivery room shortly after he was born:

RHD - Jonathan Myrenberg

Do it again, @SanBlom

 

[Chuck Downie]

select Marc Lajoie @SanBlom

Marc Lajoie at eliteprospects.com

@Hexy4 is up!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

select Marc Lajoie @SanBlom

Marc Lajoie at eliteprospects.com

@Hexy4 is up!

Thanks for running this again. Is it my imagination, or is this going a lot faster than it has in the past?

 

[Ghosts Beer]

The TBL are proud to round out our draft with a RHD from Sweden. Here is a picture of him from the delivery room shortly after he was born:

RHD - Jonathan Myrenberg

Do it again, @SanBlom

I liked him as a late-round sleeper.

 

[CutOnDime97]

I liked him as a late-round sleeper.

Better not sleep late. By the look of it he has to be up early for school.

@BernieParent how about that one for a Dad joke

 

[Chuck Downie]

Thanks for running this again. Is it my imagination, or is this going a lot faster than it has in the past?

Seems faster every year. This one was the best yet.

 

[Ghosts Beer]

Seems faster every year. This one was the best yet.

Very few autopicks.

 

[Hexy4]

With Boston’s final pick they select.."Joel Nystrom


Date of Birth
May 14, 2002
Position
D
Age
19
Height
5'10" / 177 cm
Place of Birth
Karlstad, SWE
Weight
163 lbs / 74 kg
Nation
Sweden
Shoots
R

 

[Strawberry Fields]

The TBL are proud to round out our draft with a RHD from Sweden. Here is a picture of him from the delivery room shortly after he was born:

RHD - Jonathan Myrenberg

Do it again, @SanBlom

Ah, so I SHOULD have taken him with the pick before yours and not gambled on him lasting just a few slots more

 

[Chuck Downie]

Very few autopicks.

We had one year with basically no autopicks but the picks didn't come in as quick.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

We had one year with basically no autopicks but the picks didn't come in as quick.

I like to think that my film preparation had a lot to do with that, but ultimately I am a team player, so we can share the credit.

 

[Chuck Downie]

I like to think that my film preparation had a lot to do with that, but ultimately I am a team player, so we can share the credit.

And that's what we like about the Captain.

 

[Crosby123]

Latvia has a few prospects this year.

Who is?